an original design
mp3 player this nugget's brand new can
you believe no one bought this
the tomb is still sealed maybe there's
something about having headphones
plugged into the back of your pen while
you're trying to write that would be
really annoying loving this logo though
don't you want to read that pen
in a different voice mp3 pen but hey
at least the packaging is cromulant look
you can see what you're getting
and know not to buy it because you can
see what you're getting getting lower
tier i mean then you get this kind of
packaging
it's just ever so small for the player
you bothered the cutter window but like
you got this far
yeah nothing that's a nice gradient that
is
that that's a good gradient oh
it's all lining up now yes i can guess
the people who are too lazy to re-cut
the hole a little bit bigger
will be lazy enough to not hit backspace
to
it's the mp three i mean four player
they spill ac dc wrong mate that's meant
to be a lightning bolt yeah you can see
that it's like transparent piece of junk
and you don't want it which leads us
to the main event of this week
[Music]
it's the mystery nuggets surprise
episode
that's right it's the episode none of
you been asking for so the thing about
these is
i don't know if you noticed something
there's no picture on the box it's like
a vinyl record on this one i yeah sealed
brand new like i'm pretty sure there's
no violinist
music festival oh this one's been sealed
the nicest
now it's like i was looking for generic
mp3 players that showed a picture of it
and then this arrived
this is how they looked on ebay so
basically the people i bought these from
don't know what they are either i bet
you one of them is one of these
this stupid looking generic player like
here's a gatorade one look lookout made
it to pepsi max one
in the biggest business in the world the
u.s army had one but the hardest
decision in my entire life my whole life
has led up to this
which one do i pick first eenie meenie
miney dingus grab your best mate
by the weenus kids are watching don't
say
peanut eeny meeny miny dingus
just let out that stinky factory air
soul tucker
is that bootleg itunes logo just gonna
be in the middle there menu
easy and comfortable interface battery
long time playing
okay those were words oh this it cares
give me my nugget okay oh what the heck
it's full of stuff
oh it's an armband oh what's that
smell oh
it's just got a factory smell to it oh
damn dirty bud user manual for mp3
player
what like any mp3 player or this one
specifically oh wow it's so lovingly
printed
is every page just gonna be like this no
oh oh what look how thick this thing is
it's like a phone book for mice
oh it's in every language that's why
yeah we only need this much
i'm glad i know that now that's where
the screen is
oh okay hang on i might have i've ruined
this it crosses over pages this is so
poorly format
it's like it's just been copy pasted
from notepad or something
yeah it's like a cheap wetsuit kind of
vibe oh
micro usb i mean i know it's ancient but
mostly it's a mini usb
so yeah that's a it's an okay cable
actually no i take that back it feels
it holds its shape all right there it is
right so it's it's very heavy now in one
of my nugget lucky dips i've actually
found one similar to this and it's
literally just got like a really thick
back on it to make it feel like special
all right stand back everyone stand back
all right hey i see you get back because
we're arm in the nugget
yeah soul checker and my usb cable is
too short oh
is it touch it oh okay oh is there
anything on it all right
yesterday once more oh my gosh i can
figure out the controls
this is like the best nugget ever all
right i've got to yell something into it
all right i've been waiting at this
start voice recording section for
a little while now whoa
pitches go on mate any pictures oh
handsomely named
one dot jpeg okay fruit
and next more fruit
no videos that oh i'm an idiot
oh it's got it's got a speaker oh
okay i actually know hang on hanging out
it stops us up stop
stop someone told me that this is a
samsung ad of some sort
so no doubt copyright content match
whatever oh i'm gonna plug it into the
computer
okay it won't appear on the computer
oh soldier how dare you mate hey get out
of it
get out of time for the next nugget get
stop it
yeah yeah that one seemed okay until it
wasn't go i need i want to go to a music
festival now
okay oh if it's the same thing i'm going
to lose it
if this is the same thing i'm going to
lose it
a worth that's a quality sticker that is
you can tell that is by the way it comes
straight off
actually top tip if you want to get this
kind of like sticky sponge off the back
your collector was use the sticker
itself
and it lifts it back off look at that
see cool trick eh all right we'll get to
nugget in a bit if there's a
stinking armband in this thing oh god
gee
are all three of these identical
whoa whoa earpod style ones
wow i haven't seen a bootleg pair of
these turn up in a nugget
oh well do i haven't forgot about the
other ones mate i'm saving these
for the end oh no is this a road map oh
no i
loathe these manuals where do i begin
it is forbidden for children to play the
machine alone please do not drop it and
rub it with hard objects
oh you got me tempted man i'm sure this
is very important
is this the same as the soul checker oh
oh
god it is
oh my puxel they're exactly the same
check it out it's like a bootleg samsung
galaxy or something that's fun
it's really lightweight i think this
one's being a little bit more honest
about what's inside of it
everyone stand back i'm i'm in the
nugget all right look out
whoa welcome yay
oh oh good left and right is up and down
great i love that no songs oh so it is
different
i mean the ui looks different but it
could just be like a yeah go back
thank you videos none oh
there's no one here is fun it's got a
recorder i have to yell into it
record settings uh record from
microphone sure how do i actually record
though
um oh don't tell me just
have to uncrumble this crappy
ah view recordings record from
yeah the format the bitrate the
sensitivity yeah that's fine in the main
interface of the system what does that
mean oh
son of a dingus it's it's got a button
daddy okay all right ready record
please wait oh is this gonna take
forever two
oh those are responsive vu meters
oh it's recording now goody hang on i've
made the recording
but it's not it's it's no longer it's
it's no longer oh no oh no it's it's
frozen
it it it's gone it's it's go
it's it's gone mate look look it's not
record it's it's gone may
it's it's it's cool that's a tough
nugget mac
it's it's gone my oh my books new ipads
holding up good comes with a card though
that's nice what is it 32 gigs yeah
betcha it's a knock-off and probably
only has eight gigs on it you're a
disappointment to me and my family
hey at least the headphones are funny
yeah don't worry i'm saving them mate
you'll hear them
smell them even we're down to one more
all about not a single recording
been made yet like i've been telling all
these stories and now he's gonna hear
them and i can't retell them because i
just make them up on the spot
last nugget all right three two
one activate the damn it
[Laughter]
it just joins the rest
[Laughter]
a brand new nug oh
no it's just oh it's got a battery in it
it's that an
f or a p the gpt the good
well we'll see if it works oh it's got
the the cheap
oh yeah i've seen these dirty bus before
but what's this it's got this
crappy hang on oh
hang on what is that color i've never
seen that color on a usb cable
crappy extension which is kind of useful
oh
actually i take it back it's actually
quite long and the cable's kind of nice
oh i'll take it all back maybe maybe
it's just a nice devolve
god they smell like they've been
exploded already
oh they are so thin and nasty what is
this is that a keyring or something on
it oh look it's a generic mp3 player
i've seen 300 billion times
oh it's got a screen protector that's
why it looks like junk hang on
oh much better it's just a generic
dingus idiot oh
oh no this is all sticky feeling come on
let's use our genuine oh
starting goody in your own time mate oh
wow look at that light show
oh it's got a little man
what was that what's this cheeky man who
did something all right that was weird
is there anything on it there is song01
mp3 this viciously yellowed cable works
i'll be blown away see if this would be
the first one to actually talk to a
computer yeah
look at this yeah talk to the computer
okay it's appeared on the computer under
no name here's the sound
of 01.mp3 and i bet you it's copyrighted
huh what
[Music]
i'm talking over it to avoid the
copyright but it's
it's just traditional was traditional
chinese music
um and it was first uploaded onto this
thing in 2003. oh
it talked with a computer i could make a
recording on this and you guys could
actually hear it now they just
find how to okay hang on delete delete
all
exit okay no no no no no no how do we
get to the recorder
oh man this thing handles like an idiot
this thing's getting grosser by the
second by the way this rubber coating
has just hit the atmosphere and it's
returning to its primordial ooze
come on let me record i can't do it okay
where's the manual manuel i need you
man well oh treasures
that's a handsome disc level this binary
in the background like that's meant to
be high tech or anything
well luckily we don't need this
use a manual oh no it's a stupid
fold out oh why is it so long i had to
install the
battery how do i make a recording record
a message long press or mode button to
get to menu okay
okay where is it wait wake up oh no is
it dead
oh and by the way the battery that came
with it is still working i just totally
took that for granted
turn on i beg you oh stupid can you
believe no one bought this right so
that's how you turn it off and on you
have to take the bat out of it oh wait
we get to see the man again
is that a mailman oh music record
i'm there yes so what this one time i'm
driving down the road hey it's like
super windy like i didn't have a
windshield and i also was having trouble
controlling the car
uncontrollable males having the hardest
time and it like kind of dawned on me
that i'm actually in the shopping
trolley going like down a steep hill
mate and there's like a gutter at the
end in a ravine
and like it's happening right now mate
so if you can call an ambulance like i'd
really appreciate it
we did it there was one recording in
this entire video
why and it was one of the worst nuggets
actually they're all terrible i don't
know you have been hanging out mate
the diablo is here to kind of stress out
these nugget phones
here they are so you know you're
thinning out the soup a little bit too
much
alright gonna have an actual listen
first yep uh typical bootleg affair
just all meds no top end no bass let's
stress them out a little bit
[Music]
yeah yeah
yes
[Music]
gone that's so funny
oh they're smelling better than ever
that was beautiful
nice word diablo mate oh that was
fantastic all right next ones uh i'll
i'll save these for the end
they're pretty hollow but they feel okay
oh that's nice
um the left one's louder than the right
one excellent i mean that's a feature
everyone's been looking for
[Music]
oh it's nowhere near as good
it's pretty crunchy it's nowhere near as
good
oh they're smelling the worst let me
tell you i had scarlet fire playing for
quite a while there and they held out
although they were the smelliest no we
can keep the dream alive
with the knockoff earpod looking ones
yeah
they're pretty gross again just all meds
no top end
they fit okay because you know they're
knocking off like a proven design
basically
oh well goodbye you idiots
oh oh
oh that's different
i got crunchier
i had scarlet fire playing for a really
long time there like and
they got really crunchy and then they
just stayed that kind of crunchy the
sound
changed it was it was dynamic on your
diablo
not bad if only would actually talk to
computers just bad
and the most reliable of the day somehow
while being the most generic trash
whatevers
and that's it thanks so much for
watching huge thanks to my patrons
especially these stinky names right here
because
only one dollar a month might i do extra
videos and just for you get get out of
here
john we're gonna have a look at this
thing i need to see what that typo is
all about
and mate you need one more gander this
lovely gradient so that's what we're
looking at in mate
thanks so much and i'll i'll see you all
next time
right we're going to see frank in her
most private moment
behind here she's in her bedroom and and
here she is hey frankie hey yay
hello how are you no no
no reaction at all