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how dare
you people are
suffering people are
dying entire ecosystems are
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collapsing how dare you
what's up guys boy Benny so an eclipse
is not breaking news meaning that they
can predict eclipses hundreds of years
in advance they know the next eclipse is
going to happen in
2045 and the ancient Greeks could
predict what an eclipse would happen and
the these aren't like new phenomenon
because you can actually track celestial
bodies in their orbit and so can we
please just be normal Libs like
especially Libs with a microphone and TV
cameras can we please be normal for a
single day and just appreciate this
predictable Celestial event and not go
crazy about it okay
please Across America we are closely
watching what is an amazing interstella
phenomenon we're not talking about
what's Happening Here on set in
Indianapolis we're talking about the
show we're about to watch across the sky
Brown it's going to be amazing and so
this is CNN dressed up in Chris Christy
suits on
air um this is your most trusted News
Network
wearing giant inflatable sumo wrestler
outfits I guess this is either the best
idea or the worst idea side all
journalistic credibility fun this is
basically what's going to happen if I
can reenact the moon will be going in
front of the Sun for a sunchez in this
point and that's a partial I think we've
got a full eclipse there this is kind of
where things are right now right there
there just peeking out m in mlon and
eventually it'll be a
Z of totality is going to be amazing
here in
Indianapolis so just an important
reminder that the lady in the gigantic
fat ass Moon suit literally once quote
tweeted
me and said that unvaccinated Americans
disproportionately Republican Fox
viewers are fueling The Surge not
migrants who are nearly 100% tested and
quarantined if positive so so so
Miss science uh trust the science was um
well let's just say not correct here
it's so fun it's so fun sometimes to
fight Libs on Twitter there were plenty
of Libs to fight yesterday and plenty of
Libs freaking out and seething
specifically about Donald Trump's meme
of the day which was Donald Trump
eclipsing the sun this was empirically
funny it was in fact so funny that we
made our own version of it at our office
yo hey guys the eclipse is happening
right now Florida's not like the
epicenter of the eclipse but I think
we'll be able to see it from Florida
pretty nicely check this
out no get those lights off
off turn them off they're too they're
too bright turn them off that's so much
better those lights were
brutal yes wow was awesome really
special everything I ever hoped for
actually
thank you thank you Donald Trump so uh
Donald Trump again like made his own
meme and made his own head sort of
blocking the sun here in a meme and Libs
can't just be normal for a single day so
they melted down about this and freaked
out and talked about how Donald Trump's
memes about the eclipse don't make
scientific sense so they said so that
effectively they went to the scientist
and they checked and they said
does Donald Trump have a head as large
as the moon and is that head blocking
out the
sun well uh turns out that this is just
a joke and that Libs can't meme the left
can't meme but also Libs especially
Jimmy Kimmel who is allegedly quitting
his job and can't happen fast enough uh
was triggered by all this the triggering
was hysterical saying that the uh this
meme of Donald Trump's giant head and
Iconic Hair blocking out the moon means
he's got to be addicted the sun dared to
pull a stunt like this was in 2017 when
our then leader went stared directly at
it and he said not today son not today
he wasn't wearing any wimpy cardboard
glasses Trump handles an eclipse the
same way he does a porn star
unprotected
and it's kind of man he
is and then his uh his team his election
team team use the eclipse to make some
kind of a point on Truth
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social yes we
will we will save
America we will save America by pling it
into complete and total darkness with my
giant head nothing says I won't be a
dictator like blocking out the sun you
know Marjorie Taylor green I feel like
this you almost feel bad for them right
almost you don't actually feel bad don't
ever feel bad for the multi-millionaire
rich
people who scold you and who hate you
and loathe you so very much and who just
get to sit around pampered inside of
their decaying La Studio
trying to dodge homeless people with
syringes on their way in and out in
their limousines don't feel bad for them
ever but do feel bad for people who are
just born with low IQs right people who
just straight up didn't get the smart
cookies all right in
preschool and just wound up being very
room temperature IQ right like solid
75 ladies and gentlemen Sunny hosen is
one of those people I think that Jimmy
Kimmel is one of those people but I
think that's Sunny
holen ah It's just tough to watch she
says that the eclipse was caused by
climate
change the headlines right got a solar
eclipse uh we've got the earthquake ran
down the hallway the Rapture is here the
Rapture is here and then also I learned
that the cicadas are coming cicas cicas
for the first time
in 100 years two different well this is
what I read two different two different
kinds of different times are coming the
good and the bad but for the first time
in in many many years no every 17 years
this happens well that's not what I read
but maybe you know maybe you know better
but I say all those all those things
together would maybe lead one to believe
that you know either climate change
exists or something is really returning
there's quak and not at the mercy of
climate change it's under ground I don't
think it
happens the eclipse they've known about
the eclipse coming because eclipses
happened the view so so the ancient
Greek like your average ancient
Greek existing 2,000 3,000 years ago at
the peak of Greek civilization uh they
were smarter than the view hosts it is
remarkable when H when when whoopy
Goldberg is the one factchecking you and
scientifically checking like oh no they
have they've actually known that the
eclipse was going to come for a very
long time yes because they could they
could predict eclipses thousands of
years
ago it is remarkable too how much when
you watch The View and you watch the
cross talk on The View how incredibly
aligned the old Mad TV episodes were
about The View when there're sort of
like cluck what they they do the
clucking hen skit it's the exact it's
the same thing I used to love M TV it's
the same
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thing so yeah the view believes that the
lunar eclipse is and the cicas sakadas
can't even say their names correctly are
the signs of climate change and CNN
proving and demonstrating eclipse for
viewers proving that they are the the
most trusted name in news got it the
view Sunny hosen combines embarrassing
lack of intelligence with unbelievably
shocking arrogance which I found to be
the least farming Charming form of
stupidity vron Swami came in over the
top here saying that the ladies of VI
think that the eclipse is a result of
climate change he was watching the
eclipse from Ohio which had which was
kind of in the direct path of the
eclipse uh
V in here we just saw the solar eclipse
it was awesome I expected to be
underwhelmed but it was actually
something we're going to remember for
the rest of our lives you go back to the
Middle Ages you go back to ancient times
you have civilizations that looked at a
solar or lunar eclipse believe that the
solar eclipse was a dragon devouring the
sun believed that it could be the
beginning of the end of the world
because they didn't have the grounding
of objectivity to understand what was
actually happening well if people in
ancient times thought as much the
question for me is what We Believe today
that we'll be laughing at or our our
progyny will be laughing at Millennia
from now I think people will be looking
back at the year 2024 and say that was
the year when people used to say that
Global surface temperatures went up by
some infinitesimal amount and they
thought that was going to spell the end
of humanity and I think they're going to
be looking back at the year 2024
thousands of years from now as we look
back to ancient times in the Middle Ages
today claiming that a solar eclipse was
going to be the end of the world or a
dragon devouring the son but such as the
nature of human history and so it's a
lesson both in reassurance of what we
understand about the natural universe
and the physical universe but also
reminder of humility for all the things
that we don't know we can look back at
ancient times and laugh at they should
have the vake on The View they would be
a great guest I would that would be must
C TV please they won't they won't ever
do it because he's too smart for the
show and it'd be too entertaining and
they look too dumb but they should do it
the droing IQ in the view is caused by
climate change good morning everybody
who knows the vi hosts are a bunch of
idiots in an
asylum oh yeah and ladies and gentlemen
are our our 100% not fake news from our
CNN correspondent here now Joe Biden of
course got roasted for not being able to
lower his arms in the fake Eclipse video
that he posted Joe Biden um was not at
the white house yesterday and so he I
guess was just liveaction role playing
at 50 Cent for some unbelievable reason
uh decided that he would go directly at
Joe Biden yesterday with this glorious
Eclipse
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meme
oh oh my
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God oh my God this is so and 50 c is not
predicting eclipses but is predicting
Donald Trump will be president again so
uh who wins yesterday uh definitely
Donald Trump's meme Donald Trump's meme
uh made Jimmy Kimmel meltdown it made
the ladies of the view meltdown and made
the internet meltdown Hillary Clinton
and Joe Biden and everyone was seething
and salt was flowing and so that was a
very very good day we view that as a
very very successful Eclipse ladies and
gentlemen hope you had a uh a good one
that you were entertained by the
meltdowns yes Donald Trump posting a
meme means he's going to be a
dictator yep y those those are the happy
people those are the people you really
want to hang out with the people who are
the most offended by the memes it boy
Benny we're never offended by memes like
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