yeah i could do a kickflip
pretty good bearings here i'll show you
guys in a second i don't ever wear
helmets or nothing i usually
freaking just get out there and start
boarding so yeah tyler said he was going
to come over
hold on my freaking mom's coming out i'm
wearing it mom i'm wearing it i'm just
not wearing it this second because i'm
trying to set up for a freaking trick
till you came out here i didn't say the
f word mom i said freaking
f-r-i-c-k mom learn how to spell i said
don't wear it just please go away mom
please go away please go away okay
love you too sorry about my mom you guys
she's going through freaking menopause
again hold on move that rock move that
rock that's gonna seriously eff me up if
i hit that dude it's such bullcrap that
they won't put energy drinks in the
school vending machines freaking
michelle
pretty much obama that is i didn't
forget about the kickflip i'm doing it i
just got it freaking set up and there's
rocks and crap everywhere god these
trucks are freaking crap
i totally would fix these things up
except my freaking stepdad pretty much
never lets me use his toolbox
freaking these trucks suck penises you
guys want to go hang out in the cvs
parking lot and call people gay for no
reason
hold on my freaking step dad's cleaning
the pool again alan do you have to do
that right now
no i'm not calling you dad alan you know
walmart actually makes a pretty
respectable board these days
this isn't a walmart board this is
pretty much my cousin got this from like
bam or someone i think derek did you
spill freaking rock star in my cookie
monster flat brim
clean it off before it stains i'm doing
the kick flip chill guys
i usually have my etnies on for this but
whatever i'll see how this freaking goes
guys what the hell i'm seeing rocks
everywhere do you
want me to die yo do one of you guys
have the ipod nano with the camera built
in
yeah film this mom i was literally about
to do a kickflip till you walked out
here yes i want burger king just give me
whatever it's fine
sorry my mom freaking sucks guys
probably my dad divorced her
here i was thinking it was my fault okay
you guys move those rocks all right kick
flip time come on let's get this quick
before my mom comes and freaks it up
get mom get mom
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