it's an honor to be up here roasting you
as a moviegoer
i want to punch you in the face stop it
you stop it robin williams has a manic
gift that gladdens a sad world and all
he asks in return is our unceasing
attention
how can you allow this robin williams
has given us nothing but joy
i wish everyone was robin williams
well congratulations you're gonna be
just fine
oh my god you're robin williams ding
thank you for playing that's obvious
tell him what he's won cletus money
uh-huh
money or as republicans call it mine
what's going on in here you got to check
this out it's robert williams
uh-huh a nurse is a nurse of curse up
yours wilbur
oh my god everyone i touch turns into
robin williams
i will be so responsible with this
thanks guys oh hi see you peter y'all
come back now you here
it's patch adams robin he cures stuff
the fun way not the medicine way
bet your kids never thought your dad
would have superpowers huh
peter you pat my back i pat yours and
pat robertson pat's mr happy yeah yes
praise jesus with your visa card max it
out on the lord people
oh boy and that's the second southern
preacher one
look brian meg is one of the sensitive
bearded robin williams characters
ha you think that's funny chief well i
my wife is dead
oh i'm i'm sorry she's dead chief oh
dead the grateful dead please do not
take the brown acid it will turn you
into a martian
take me to your wiener huh we are [ __ ]
i don't know peter this all seems kind
of creepy what do you mean this is great
everyone's hilarious now this is
unbearable
i think i got just the thing to cheer
you up joe
i know i said i was a leg man but this
is ridiculous huh i feel like a testicle
on steroids honey i shrunk my nuts
lois your torso is so broad and solid
you're not lois i can hear you i'm not
deaf i don't believe that's real sign
language
brian this is a disaster i turned
everyone into robin williams you got to
help me
yo yo yo peter g what's happening dog oh
sideways hat robin dear god no
all right rupert all we have to do is
act like robin williams and he'll think
we've already changed ha-ha scattered
stream of references lots of energy one
good one for every 10.
ladies and gentlemen the doors
are your peppers are you from east or
west berlin well i'm from west berlin
pilgrim
shut up
stop riffing
jump forest jump must be a leap year
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time to lose some weight dearie no more
comedy oh eggs who came first the
chicken of the porn star oh
the porn identity who am i oh yeah the
pizza man
peter can you pass the coffee sure brian
the dog
anything for my family
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i guess disney wouldn't let us do the
aladdin