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up until recently I've always laughed at
the thought of getting a job over the
summer but due to my lack of social
interaction and ability to maintain zero
friends I've drawn the conclusion that
getting a job would be a better use of
my time during the summer or you know at
least better than watching PewDiePie and
having orgasms every time he games a
million subscribers so yeah I'm gonna be
getting a job at Hardee's for the summer
yeah minimum wage $7.25 an hour that's
more than I get off at YouTube now I'm
just messing with you I got stacks on
stacks over there for my YouTube money
for some reason I daydream about money a
lot and pretty much I already have
written down exactly how much money I'm
gonna make throughout the course of the
summer yes I also included taxes I'm
going to be making around one hundred
fifty five dollars a week if of course I
have your typical 25 hour work week
which means throughout the course of my
entire summer I'll make around eighteen
hundred dollars which if you actually
think about it that's not that much
money eighteen hundred dollars for an
entire summer worth the work I have a
friend who's put more money than that
into his PC alone and this is exactly
why I'm going to college so I can get a
piece of paper that allows me to boss
people around and make four times as
much as them by pretty much doing
nothing but telling them what to do I
mean if you really think about it the
less Labor you do for a company the more
you make but obviously this jobs only
till my youtube channel takes off and
then you know I won't need that job
anymore you know because that YouTube
money but hey let's look on the positive
side and mortality I know you're
watching this video and I know how you
always talk about Lamborghinis and for
me to be able to buy a Lamborghini with
the minimum wage I'm gonna be making
during the summer I'd have to work
twenty eight thousand five hundred hours
or just over three years of non-stop
labor so if I start now I can get it
when I'm 20 exception to the rule do
what you do to get back
telling me to get me home
neither get me home