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you need to be in front of a computer
for a while so that I can connect you to
our online secured server where our
technicians will help you to cancel out
those services so okay is it a good time
for you to be in front of the computer
for a while yeah how long do you think
it'll take
oh I thought you'd be 5 to 10 minutes
all right I am available yes for the
next couple hours x-ray ok you have the
Google Chrome right ok
the Google Chrome browser I've heard
that before yes so the spool of the
Google Chrome and on the top of your
Google Chrome here is a long search
panel where you can type something to
search
ok ok you'll see that it's in the from
one is in the middle and one is on the
top you see the one on the top just like
a doctor shoot book if you ask me yes I
can see it ok it says thank you for
downloading Taylor ok so once you
successfully download the Apple the
software
Nancy password an ID I think you will
see your password and ID so do let me
know once you see the password and I
working ok once you click that I will
see a fiscal and what are those two some
are able to see that it's a little bit
more awake because he clearly it's not
I'm very good at this but connection
your ID password and all that
so did you just got your ID and password
I think so so please give me a moment
okay well I ain't seen your kind of
thing that you are online secure server
that's great that's great well it's my
bad
I in a picture I look okay so do you see
that you're successfully connected to
our online secure server I don't know I
lost my picture there was a picture of a
background of a song and now it's gone
okay so madam your successfully
connected to our online server okay so
let me let me transfer your call to our
technical team okay technical department
oh yeah hi how are you hi I'm doing well
how are you I'm fine thanks for asking
this is Mark Smith from the accounting
team okay so first what you need to do
sir good night and if I'm very fine now
go ahead and log into your email my
email is on my iPad you don't use it on
the computer you have to wait email
address you have I my grandson made one
follow me but I shall my iPad no no turn
up your iPhone right now do not use your
iPad okay and you want that money to be
refunded on your community Mutual Bank
the dudes is like clicking on my bank
account
go ahead and log into your bank so that
we can send you the link on your bank
and you can accept that we can complete
the money transfer okay normally I would
take longer and complain about this but
again I want to beat them quite
but before they leave so I can make them
stay late and keep them on the phone
okay I think it might finish right
around here
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my grandson helped me with all my
passwords I changed all of my passwords
to the same password that way once you
see her Bank on your computer screen
please let me know okay I just wondered
sixteen that's a quick math do I do they
make everything so complicated these
days mm-hmm
never like this back on Friday embedment
we never had all these fancy phones and
everything only Fancy Feast
the cats only Fancy Feast
that's it open the message you will
receive a cord over there is six digit
code
I guess which you need to write down on
the yeah open that we use cookies to
personalize the content indefinitely
provide hello can you hear me
ah just wait do you leave the control of
your keyboard and mouse just leave the
control of your keyboard and mouse just
leave the control is don't read I
suggest wait what's for what you know
what they say the Eagle of your login go
ahead and love you know my name's
charlie by the way you can call me sure
if you want is my friends call me how
old you are I think you are 30 to 35 oh
oh you're gonna have to reverse Ollie
multiply it by two seventy seventy seven
oh my god but you sound very young over
the phone I think it's freaking with the
young lady oh thank you that me that
makes too much you sound like a young
lady as well well I mean young young man
now tell me in which tell me in which a
County won that money to beat us well
preferably by checking account if I
could you know I was alive when they
first made checking account you know
turning around right they didn't have
they didn't have a way for you to check
how much money you have you had to call
a bank and then that's why they made the
checking account so you can you can
check us right now the phone in which
I'm talking to you this is your cell
phone or this is your home phone well I
don't know what that is any finger doing
anything but it happens to be my
Snowhill our device it's a mobile phone
I assure you do you do one thing you
hang up the call from your side I'm
calling you back from my side from a
better line just hang up the call for a
minute and wait for me I'm not going up
i what I'm not coming up I want to get
my money back
so that's why I'm telling I can't hear
you properly on this line if you can
hang up this call then I will about a
volunteer a new problem a problem yes I
just hang up the call I'm calling you
right now from my side you hang up okay
that's actually quite common so there's
two dots one he's gonna call me from a
phone that he can use on his cellphone
or something if he's gonna either leave
the office go to his house or just he
wants to not incur as many charges all
right so you want that money to be
transferred on your personal checking
account 1 3 3 7 right now madam do you
have a pen and paper with you now I
don't believe in paper products they're
ruining our environment
I want you to be able to live on God's
green Flat Earth and if we remember our
age like
savages not gonna have any air to
breathe and that's to be handy with the
pen and paper but again what is your
refund amount do you remember what is
your refund amount $100 I think so I
don't I don't know maybe it was 200 yet
199.99 190 so he did he transferred
money in between my accounts he
transferred the 4199 from my savings
account to my checking account
write down your refund ID I'm giving you
your refund I do have a note of it P as
in Peter M as in Mary Anderson November
and P as in Peter pay attention the
whole point is to have you be distracted
joking with me
oh we caught it that time no no yeah
okay you do one thing now we are going
to complete the task for procedure so
write down your name over here it's s H
hello hello L
oops hello you have any kind of a
hearing problem Adam well as a matter of
fact I do
thanks for noticing now listen to me
very carefully okay
don't touch your computer don't touch
your computer hey I said to do not touch
the computer but tell me why are you
yelling at me I said do not touch the
computer madam please do not tell the
computer coming how do I get my money so
just give me some time I'm giving you
your money what's that who's typing this
your money has been MIA French for to
the bank this money got got
allow
yes yes and can you please tell me over
the phone I don't know what you're
saying yeah now listen to me very
carefully as you have a hearing problem
right so we have just a couple that you
just have to talk is not that
complicated you just have to talk louder
yes you can older sometimes your hearing
doesn't work as well and you have to
talk so if they have people come and do
you hear that really have come here
that's all we have time for the money we
have the money talk to you yes I'm here
can you hear me
get your handle Adam oh oh can you hear
me madam oh yes darling there you are I
don't know where you at girl I thought
you ran off you see for you you see how
much money I have transferred to your
account but do you see the balance
transfer on your account by today's date
how much money you have
okay you asking how much money you're
supposed to give me okay you're supposed
to give me one hundred and ninety-nine
dollars I believe
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dollars yeah thank you for holding the
line ma'am this is the Senior Account
Manager why did you send me four
thousand dollars I'll tell you ma'am the
reason why $4,000 was sin has been
adjudicated because hearing someone
sending the email to the company and
that happened by a mistake
you were only supposed to be receiving a
hundred and ninety nine dollars and
ninety nine cents correct oh Jesus oh
honey that happened due to a technical
error all right
see nobody wants to make mistakes by
purposefully technical what does a
technical error mean are you talking
about like one's robots do it the wrong
way
yeah the robot did it the wrong way
oh no what I've been telling my son for
years now that the robots are gonna be
the downfall of modern society you know
you and I both know what rule that's the
thing India please until feed them are
children
mm-hm what you said that that children
grandchildren offering up a robot on a
platter taking on jobs taking out if we
don't wake up let me see I'll keep it to
a round figure you were supposed to be
getting $200 right a penny saved is a
penny it dropped in the bucket and if
you have two buckets turn around
disappear and you know what they say
repair it takes true the James and the
Giant Peach
wait now I'm making it rarity I'm making
very clear fee favor I want from us I
want you to return the overpaid money
which has been sent to you all right I
suppose we can try to communicate with
them anyway can you tell me like do you
have any Target store clothes slide to
your place by doing peepee or poopoo the
robot will not listen to me honey
can you tell me how far is your Target
stores oh it's about do you have any I
don't know maybe 10 minutes it just
about 10 minutes so what you have to do
is you have to go to the Target store
and you have to buy two Target gift card
okay worth $2,000 each okay okay I am a
couple ideas I kind of am I trying you
or 900 you Sarah Connor she's shy she
leaves the Bible study in church and she
hates robots yes he wasn't a terminating
variable and sit inside your car and
drive to the target okay
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the robots can only listen to you on
your landline not on your cell phone oh
thank god so you do one thing sweetheart
you get ready get inside your car and
drive your way to the Target store okay
but taking of Salome know why will
they follow you I told you like I told
you I killed one of their partners you
killed one of their partners yes earlier
today I poured coffee on all of those
machines at the store and now they they
set me up because they gave me an extra
$4,000 this has to be related I know I
can't believe they did this to me are
you a human what is three plus six it's
mine
that's exactly what a robot was today
you're watching television and suddenly
you realize there's a wasp or a bee on
your arm what do you do huh
I'll always think a little make it fly I
can't keep it on my arm and make it bite
me which is the following would you most
prefer a puppy a pretty flower from your
sweetie
arge properly formatted data file that
would like a puppy I love pets okay
you're a robot
ani you do one thing first get inside
your car and drive to the target right
and then I'll tell you what you gotta do
it's okay to talk to me while you're
driving okay you just have to leave the
phone as it is do not you know hang up
the phone I'll stay on the line and you
can drive if you don't have to talk to
me while you're driving okay
only when you reach the parking lot of
the Target store let me know and I'll
talk to you then okay
I forgot to lock the front door oh my
god go and lock the front door first
no the robot will not do anything you
can leave it as it is you can go you can
go to the Target store it my guard okay
let me take it in there anyway I don't
like robots so what did you have for
breakfast today now what you have to do
is you have to walk inside this store
and you have to go to the soil and you
have to tell them that you want to buy a
Target gift card ok if they ask you for
what purpose are you buying the gift
card what will you tell them to the
Internet
no not for the Internet if you tell them
that you're buying the gift card for a
you know commercial or a business
purpose they will charge you a tax so
simply tell them that I'm going for you
just tell them that I'm going for a
marriage ceremony right so I'm buying
two cards tell them that you are going
for a marriage ceremony all right
marriage family gone absolutely you're
not going but you got to tell them that
okay make a pair right now I'm not
getting married just tell them
congratulations can't be marriage to you
there's a marriage or not all right I
forgot how it goes oh so I can boy or
girl who are you getting married - Ellie
what's the name of your dearly beloved
my fiance ah Rebecca
I know a lunch so get inside the store
buy the carton come out later
yeah and don't talk to me inside the
store okay I'll see on the line don't
hang up the phone
what are you cracking okay I mean what I
use cracking it's this thing it's gonna
be surprised okay so you are you trying
to kill the robot yes yeah
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okay oh there's someone coming over to
seven coming hello hello yeah go to the
customer service and tell them to give
you to Target gift card up two thousand
dollars each for the marriage well I'm
looking at the wedding cards right now
so it's you know you don't need to take
the whole game in one of them what kind
of stuff do you like the romantic one
you can take the romantic one wishing
you love happiness and joy on your
wedding day
yeah you can be any one of your life
together
you take anyway madam madam madam Jamis
wedding day total and then there's two
desserts kissing each other which
doesn't make a lot of sense because they
have beaks I don't like that one oh this
one is very simple this one is very
simple it's rainbow it's not green yes I
like I like them while I like a rainbow
okay well that's it is more tie-dye more
tie-dye and it says congratulations on
your wedding
yes yes this one this one is my favorite
doggone it I don't think you're a dog
person are you
I love God I caught it when he has some
nice floral
there's some flowers all up and it says
dear to the bride and groom may all of
your wishes this one in one room for the
rest of your life till death do you part
hello Adam Adam hello hello so what are
the gift cards you can see there okay
attention customers do not become a
victim if cards cannot be used to pay
fines or cancers due to increased fraud
we can only allow the purchase of are
you being asked to purchase gift cards
because of a non soulless I said call
it's for your wedding day right all
right okay because this says if the
cards can be used to pay fines never
give card numbers over the fault okay of
cards here there's a lot of them live
forever 21
Hollister American Eagle Marshalls
t.j.maxx Disney Oh Google ok this Google
Play for five hundred dollars that's a
lot work ok you're getting no I'll get
it Margot gift card to big six Google
Play gift card okay okay perfect
yeah one Target gift card and six Google
Play gift I'm gonna go buy them right
now
yes so how do you think really feel I'm
in line I'm am I don't yeah alright what
do I say fill up
you tell them you want the gift card for
family purpose for marriage that you
want to give to something
okay so I just need these cards
what do you bond these cards yeah ma'am
it's a whole lot I know I raised in our
birthday I told you oh right right right
right let's see how many of these you've
got I think eight yeah let me see if I
couldn't load these thanks for my first
night here it's his first time here yeah
okay okay take your time
he's gonna get a manager he's he's never
loaded a car before all right don't talk
to me in front of the manager okay keep
the phone okay and how much money would
you like me to put on these cars what
I said how much money would you like me
to put on these cards ma'am
$4,000 hold on a second man he snuck up
on me
so I'm trying to just put it through the
system here so we actually only limit
customers we actually could do $500 on
the target card if that's something that
that would interest you
$900 okay yeah yeah I do ma'am do you
mind if I ask who you're talking to I'm
just talking to the computer guy oh okay
the computer guy yes very nice okay hey
do you mind actually just just for like
do you mind if I talk to him for a
second he wants to talk to you is that
all right no that's all right okay hello
hello yes I hi this is how are you this
is one of the managers of the Target
store Wow so grandma Murray that store
oh okay are you her grandson yes okay
great well my name is Daniel I'm one of
the customer service managers at Target
I just wanted to make sure that nothing
fraudulent was going on with your
grandmother
yeah no problem okay you know it goes
sometimes there's people who like
pretend to be from the internet what is
it the international RS IRS we know we
can we know we know oh you know yeah we
know about that then you know yeah I
have a bad experience about that oh I'm
so sorry to hear that
well listen it looks like your grandma
might be getting you some Google Play
cards that's exciting hot
hee-hee-hee
I'm sorry what was that madman I was
saying what is the problem like oh
nothing nothing I just you know I you
never can be too careful the other day
there was an elderly woman who came
through and some scammers had convinced
her that I forgot what the exact scam
was it was something like her there was
a problem with her computer or whatever
and she had to buy all these cards and
so I just liked it I just like to check
in and make sure there's nothing weird
going on and I heard her say something
about a computer I thought I should I
should check so is there something wrong
with your computer or what happened and
now there's nothing wrong with the
computer oh it's fine all right well I
think she's buying some Google cards for
you I don't know if you play clash of
clans or something but you're gonna be
able to buy a lot of gems but oh good
luck with that okay I'll give you back
to your grandson yeah I'm here Robbie
I'm here yeah Bobby mm-hmm Abbi
yep
Oh bleep Robbie no this is Kevin oh I
could've swore he said something about
my grandson what do you want me to use
the debit card use the debit card ma'am
why would your grandson care it's not my
grandson what what do you mean I was
just talking to Robbie that's Kevin oh
okay do you have a bunch of different
grandkids yes yes I have seven different
grandchildren well one of them is I'll
stay one of them is 12 another one is 13
the twins make my granddaughters
salmonella they're just adorable I think
they're four years old are you sure
you're safe to drive ma'am and what
about your card
oh I don't need the last 500 e the
computer guy wants me to leave don't
think a pewter guy computer yeah he's
the robot I just wanna give him the
impression that I'm running away can I
talk to your fiance please you sure I'll
give her the phone just a minute
hello hello yeah ma'am hi this is
Rebecca here i Rebecca how are you I'm
fine ma'am how are you I'm doing alright
so tell me about Kevin I he's such a
nice person
as a perfect husband material oh so he's
got that something that you know what
yes
you're always saying that make sure oh
sorry
I'm just left talking about
machining helping them are you driving
back home yes and shiny which I which is
ex-wife is a man okay
all right overreaching ma'am
I'm I'll just to you will write just
white yes exactly
I love white killers I'll lose the side
of audit letter okay right now you do
one thing I know flowers are you gonna
have man I the Kevin wants to talk to
you what kind of return you hello oh
yeah honey
so you drove back home are you still
driving home now what kind of flowers
are you gonna have at your wedding here
Beyonce wouldn't it yeah well actually
I'll have to make the arrangements oh
you know your fiance sounds like a very
confident young lady yes she indeed is a
very confident lady
three in front of the computer yes
fantastic
okay now Mary Calvi
I got most of its kind of you know this
is a good wedding present
very good wedding special yeah yeah
definitely
why am i giving you the wedding present
again I don't remember because you got
their money that's why oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah I remember
yeah all right thank you and what what
can you see on the computer right now
I'm just typing on my on the computer
right now for you you can see I'm typing
and you see it on the screen no I can't
see that why I must you give a look you
give it a look on the computer screen
with all of your icon do you see a blue
color icon says TeamViewer what deem
viewer okay
that no no no what can you see
I'm asking did you get that card it said
it went true no no I didn't got anything
because right now I'd lost the
connection of your computer so you give
a loop or you give a look on your
computer home screen do you see a blue
color logo with a white circle on it
okay shake it
TeamViewer lever distance law I got the
one down I'm just trying to get the
other five that way I think it's the
money over to you
okay so that's two of them don't do it
don't do it don't do it don't do it man
I don't mind at all hello hello hello
hello hello I'm here I'm here I'm here
yeah yeah yes stop stop stop stop stop
stop first
I'm giving it to you for your wedding I
get it no no no gotta stop you stop you
probably only I have the dollars are
inherently your balance that's that's
what you're doing
oh bloody do it I'm helping you there's
only you calm down what it says on the
back of the card so go glue I go to
Jordie and it's like here don't do and
when you push or do it
if you click Brodie don't do what George
confirm it don't do it
don't you do $900 it's been added to
your parents
so I got for the cards now sent to you
and then we didn't hear me can you hear
can you ignore me yes can you hear me
don't do anything please leave the
country please leave the control of your
keyboard and mouse don't do anything
don't do anything honey
it's ready baby it's for your wedding I
don't like I don't like you at all
no no you don't have to do it in this
way so what you're really doing
you accidentally gave me money or
whatever and it was supposed to be for
your wedding
there's only one long I don't mind one
bit it says right on the back of the
card it says sugar replayed up googled
outcome you click her name enter the
code see a minute look here honey it
says by clicking your name
you agreed to the gift card
yet a gift card
motional code terms and conditions so
this code should get right over to you
okay
how many cards you have left that's all
of the Google courage for you I'll just
keep okay now okay how do I see how many
angry call that was five um let's hold a
google card short which five times seven
no $2,500 that God sent to you right yes
okay I feel like he was mad before you
now is just like you don't know how many
cards left do you have any more parts
yes I have a $500 Charge Card I believe
I wonder if his boss is left no trying
to figure out what to do honestly I
thought you would be thanking me right
now
no no no now madam can you hear me can
you don't do it don't do it don't do it
don't do it it's gotta play down for its
disconnects hello yes Kevin yes I Kevin
how are you I'm very fine now it's my
request to you John don't I gave you
$2,500 to you and your fiance so now for
the target card yes I understand
I guess what is it madam what I'm gonna
do
I wish this was more expensive I think I
got her a perfect wedding dress
yeah I'm just looking for what's your
favorite color
punch your favorite color ma'am ma'am
open that team more open that beam what
open the secret our blue well what is
your what is Cassandra like ma'am
madam please madam please open the
teamviewer please open the teamviewer
open the team I can hear the wedding
bells
madam opened the teamviewer opened the
Team Viewer we need the code again the
connection code or I need the password
okay honey I found a perfect this is
gonna be perfect you're gonna love it
the perfect wedding dress and and some
jumbo blue ribbons so you're not left
out either there's this perfect right
okay it's why
and I've Mountaineer ready
now imagine our target now
no nice not and you are looking for this
wedding
that's a beautiful dress I saw your
mother through your bliss and targets
website I typed in your name I typed in
Cabin and I'm gonna be heaven in Rebecca
it looks like you're getting it and so I
met upon only one I got
that way you can give a bow for each one
of your guests you know hypothetically
if you're having 70 different guests
each one of them could have a bow and
then I also it looks like that's the
wedding dress tonight every madam get
married and your hair just shy of five
hundred dollars I can just place don't
do it but I said don't do anything
please wait please wait don't leave the
computer please don't touch your
computer leave it for me honey I just
placed the order it's fine okay okay
don't do it don't do it don't do
anything more let me do my work
let me do my work please leave the
control of your keyboard and mouse okay
yes thank you
your ordering process we have said madam
please leave please leave the control of
your keyboard and mouse please leave the
country I see board and Mouse try that I
don't touch your computer I don't touch
your computer
welcome yeah that's all just hold on
just hold on don't do anything okay
don't don't touch your computer I said
don't touch your computer right now I
said don't
yes don't touch your computer leave it
for me let me do my work
what can you see right now on the
computer screen
order was placed it says now please wait
okay okay go inside don't do anything I
really need you know your address
yes I will give you everything but you
have to give me change the past won't
talk to don't do anything for next 20
minutes wait for next 20 minute okay
just give me your address coke because
that way when the wedding dress and the
ribbons show up to my house I'll be able
to just ship those to your house yeah
definitely first you need to wait for me
okay first you wait okay
avoid gift cards chance there's
different ways to trick people into
providing wait what sorry this this is
for the security I told you not don't -
chuckles my gift card scammers
relationship people my dad wait this is
not for you this is not for you let me
do my more sociable I I will tell you
first let me complete my work don't do
anything let me complete my work just
give me one second please don't do
anything don't touch your computer for
at least 20 minutes or your computer
will be stopped work or your computer
will be stopped work okay just wait so
don't touch your computer okay I already
got you your card so honey I guess I was
expecting you to say thank you type your
address immediately IP address right
here so I can send it to you do you
understand it I mean I'm gonna touch my
computer all I want that's my computer
please please wait please no wait thank
you good - I go to bed it's getting late
yes you go to the bed leave the computer
as it is go to the bed
okay yes sir come on will you call me
tomorrow then and give me your address
bar because I want to make sure you send
out for you if you don't understand so I
want to give you your wedding wedding
yes hello please give me your address
ah oh yes yes okay
please give me your address that way
when the wedding dress comes in the mail
I can give it to you hello hello since I
am no longer getting your respire and
try you have to go to bed now hello
hello hello hello hello I'm not gonna
leave the computer I turn it off every
night so the dang robots can inspect it
with their mind-control powers I'm going
to remove the robot your computer no
there's no robots on this computer I
won't know I wouldn't know if there were
robots on this computers for sure does
give me ten minutes before next climb in
it don't because if I don't clean your
computer then your computer will be
stopped work your computer your computer
will be stopped work better you leave it
for me and I have to take that money I
have to take that money from your
account as well right I gave it to you
already
no you didn't give it to me you have
added it on you you have added it on
your own account I are you have added it
I already gave you have added I already
gave
you didn't maybe you didn't give it to
me you have added it on your own account
I have added it on in you like you have
given whose account whose Google Play
account is that right now the Google
Play account which you can see whose
account is there is that mine account or
you at its your account who is added a
hard worker who is this who is adding a
salt water and let's touch my daughter
go ahead and log into that go ahead and
log into it at once again
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