fall is already in full swing but you
still haven't found that perfect fall
outfit well no need to worry any longer
here are the onions tips for fall
fashion remember earth tones are a
classic fall look before leaving your
house slather yourself generously in
layers of soil mulch and fertilizers
that looks great now that the cold
weather is rolling in it's time to put
away those flip-flops and tank tops know
the closet isn't far enough away you
need to really put them away pile all of
your summer clothes in your car and bury
them in the woods or better yet just
burn them burn all of your summer
clothes ditch your tired old bags for
one a little more in season for all you
do it yourself all fashionistas out
there remember that you can create your
own fall backpack by hollowing out a
pumpkin and attaching old shirt sleeves
to the sides for straps now you have a
festive yet stylish fall backpack
finding the perfect fall color to
flatter your skintone can be difficult
but our fashion experts are here to help
just send a naked picture of yourself to
fall fashion at the onion calm and we'll
get right back to you
scarves are a great addition to any
ensemble but be careful not to get your
stylish new accessory caught on any
hanging objects as you could
inadvertently hang yourself
my wife hanged yourself in 1993 and it's
still something I think about each and
every day finally remember that shopping
for new fall clothes can be stressful so
don't do it just stay home lie in bed
let yourself become totally numb there
you are now aware of the essentials of
fall fashion go out there and show off
your new fall look
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