♪ WELCOME TO TUCKER CARLSON.
THE REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST
HEARD ABOUT THE CHINESE
GOVERNMENT ONE CHILD POLICY?
IT SOUNDED SO FOREIGN, SO CRAZY,
SO GROTESQUE.
HERE AT THE COMMUNIST PARTY WAS
DECIDING HOW MANY CHILDREN
PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE TWO ESCAPE MONITORING PREGNANCY,
THERE WAS FORCED THERE WAS
INFANTS I, IT WAS REPUGNANT AND
ALIEN.
MAY BE THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS
THE POLY ITSELF OR THE IDEA THAT
A GOVERNMENT COULD INSERT ITSELF
INTO THE MOST PRIVATE DETAILS OF
YOUR PRIVATE LIFE STRUCK MOST
AMERICANS AT A GLOVED LEVEL AS
INCOME PRINCIPAL.
THE WHOLE POINT IS TO AVOID
PLANS LIKE THAT.
WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE WITH MY
OWN TIME AND MONEY IS YOUR OWN
BUSINESS.
IT WAS A FOUNDATIONAL POINT, AND
ON THAT QUESTION THERE APPEARED
TO BE BIPARTISAN AGREEMENT.
PARTIZAN BELIEVED IN THE BILL OF
RIGHTS, LIBERALS BELIEVED IN THE
CHOICE.
GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR PERSONAL
LIVES.
THEY SAY THAT FOR DECADES, OUT
WE KNOW THEY DIDN’T MEAN IT.
IT TURNS OUT THAT LIBERALS ARE
EQUAL TO INTRIGUE IS DEEPLY AS
POSSIBLE IN PEOPLE’S PERSONAL
LIVES AS LONG AS THEY CONTROL
THE GOVERNMENT.
ONCE THEY ARE IN CHARGE THEY SET
ABOUT DOING THIS WITH NO LIMITS
AND NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE
EXISTENCE OF PERSONAL LIBERTY.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A FEW
YEARS, BUT IT BECAME AUDIENCE
THAT MOMENT HE WAS INAUGURATED
PRESIDENT WHICH WAS TWO YEARS
AGO TODAY.
THAT DAY, JANUARY 20TH, 2021,
THE WHITE HOUSE ISSUED A FACT
SHEET SAYING HOW HE PLANNED TO
DELIVER IMMEDIATE RELIEF FOR
FAMILIES ACROSS AMERICA THAT OUR
STRUGGLING.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD
IDEA.
IT EXPECTS OF COURSE TO ECONOMIC
DEVELOPMENTS ARE FIXING THE
ROADS OR PLAN TO FIGHT THE
FENTANYL EPIDEMIC, BUT NO,
THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU GOT, AT THE
TOP OF THAT LIST WAS A DIRECTIVE
ON WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
WEAR.
DIVIDED INTO MINISTRATION
DECLARED A 108 MASKING CHALLENGE
TO ALL AMERICANS AND INFORMED
YOU THAT IT WAS YOUR PATRIOTIC
DUTY TO COVER YOUR FACE.
ALMOST NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS, BUT IT WAS A SEA
CHANGE IN AMERICAN POLITICS.
POLITICIANS IN BOTH PARTIES HAD
AS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION.
IF YOU COULDN’T TRIGGER FACE IN
PUBLIC, YOU COULD NOT BE FREE.
THAT IS WHAT THEY SAID ENOUGH
COURSE THEY WERE RIGHT.
NOW YOU HAD ONE PARTY DEMANDING
TISSUE PAPER WORK IS FOR THE
ENTIRE POPULATION IN THE OTHER
PARTY FOR THE MOST PART STAYING
SILENT AS THEY DID IT.
IT WAS A BIG DEAL.
IN RETROSPECT, THE REPUBLICAN AS
QUIESCENCE TO MASK MANDATES WAS
A MAJOR MISTAKE.
IF THEY CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO
WEAR, THEY CAN PROBABLY TELL YOU
WHAT TO INJECT INTO YOUR BODY
AND IF THEY CAN DO THAT, THERE’S
REALLY NOTHING THEY CAN’T DO.
THEY CAN CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF
YOUR LIFE NO MATTER HOW INTIMATE
AND OF COURSE NOW THEY DO.
BECAUSE THEY WANT TOO.
AS YOU PROBABLY READ BY NOW THE
SUGGESTED THE GOVERNMENT WILL
SOON FAN GAS STOVE STRAIGHT GAS
STOVES HAVE BEEN THE STAPLE OF
AMERICAN KITCHENS FOR MORE THAN
A CENTURY.
YOU MAY HAVE ONE IN YOUR HOME
AND YOU MAY HAVE GROWN UP WITH
ONE, APPARENTLY APPARENTLY, AND
NOBODY KNEW THIS UNTIL LIKE A
WEEK AGO, THESE ARE A HIS AND
HAZARD THAT WE MUST ELIMINATE.
SO WHY DO WE CERTAINLY KNOW THAT
GAS STOVES ARE THE HIDDEN HAZARD
?
WHERE DID THIS INFORMATION COME
FROM?
IT WAS THE WASHINGTON FREE
BEACON HAS REPORTED GOVERNMENT
REGULATOR CITING A STUDY FROM A
GROUP CALLED THE ROCKY MOUNT
INSTITUTE.
THEY RECENTLY PARTNERED WITH THE
CHINESE TO IMPLEMENT A QUOTE
ECONOMY WIDE TRANSFORMATION OF
AMERICA, OKAY, SO THE CHINESE
GOVERNMENT, BY PROXY GETS TO
DECIDE HOW YOU COOK YOUR DINNER,
WHAT APPLIANCES YOU CAN HAVE IN
YOUR OWN KITCHEN.
THAT’S RIGHT, DECLARED THE
WASHINGTON POST.
THAT HIS CERTAIN HAZARDS OF
THESE APPLIANCES THEY DECLARED
IS FINALLY GETTING ATTENTION.
FINALLY COME OUT WE HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR IT.
YOU CAN IMAGINE THE CELEBRATION
AND THE POST NEWS FROM FRED
WE’VE BEEN FIGHTING ABOUT GAS
STOVES FOR DECADES AND NOW THAT
IS GOT UP TO THE CONCERNS
FREIGHT UNFORTUNATELY, NOT
EVERYONE IN AMERICA WAS IMMEDIATELY IMPORT OF THE IDEA
OF GETTING RID OF THERE GAS
STOVES.
MANY PEOPLE LIKE GAS STOVES AND
THEY WERE PRETTY ANNOYED, THINK
HEAVEN THAT SOMEONE MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE IT AWAY ON THE BASIS OF
ONE PIECE OF GARBAGE SCIENCE
PUSHED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
.
THE DISASTER FOR THE DEMOCRATIC
PARTY AND THEY RESPONDED
ACCORDINGLY BEAR THEY DIDN’T
PULL BACK.
THEY’RE NOT GOING TO PULL DOWN
YOUR BACK STOVES, THAT THEY
PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.
IN FACT, ANYBODY WHO IS WORRIED
ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BANNING
YOUR GAS STOVES THEY TOLD YOU IS
AN ILLITERATE MOUTH BREATHER AND
POSSIBLY MILITANT.
IS NOT THAT WERE TAKING YOUR GAS
STOVES, GETS THAT YOU’RE WORRIED
WE MIGHT TAKE YOUR GAS STOVES
YOU FREAK.
WATCH THIS.
TICKET THE GOP IS LIKE THAT
IMAGINARY BAN ON GAS STOVES THAT
THEY ARE GOING MAD ABOUT FOX.
WE’VE EVEN GOTTEN TO A POINT
WHERE THE DEBATE ON GAS STOVES
HAVE TURNED INTO SLUGS BREAKING
INTO YOUR IT CAN KEEP TO HAVE
THEIR GAS STOVES EQUATING IT
WITH THE PRIORITY OF GODS AND
COUNTRIES AND WHAT HAVE YOU.
CAN GET THIS IS ABOUT THE PURELY
CONTROLLING THAT WE HAVE IN
REPUBLICAN POLITICS RIGHT NOW.
THERE IS A GAS STOVE THAT THERE
ARE INITIATIVE,.
>> THIS IS REALLY DELUSIONAL
DRIVEL OF THE HAREM OF THE
UNHINGED OVER FOX NEWS.
TO GET EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT
GAS STOVES, GAS STOVES, IT’S SO
STUPID.
>> IT’S FUNNY.
RIGHT-WINGERS WITH NOTHING ELSE
TO WORRY ABOUT ONE DAY DECIDED
TO CREATE A MORAL PANIC ABOUT
GAS STOVES.
MAY BE BECAUSE THE CONSUMER
PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION SAID
THEY WERE COMING FOR YOUR GAS
STOVES, BUT NOTICING THAT IS NOT
JUSTICE INCOME WITH NO NO, IT’S
WORSE THAN THAT.
ITS ANOTHER BATTLE IN THE
CULTURE WARS SAY THE PEOPLE WHO
ELEVATED BATHROOM POLITICS AND
PEOPLE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
THEY’RE WORRIED ABOUT A CULTURE
WAR.
IN OTHER WORDS, SUBMIT.
AND RIGHT ON CUE, THE WASHINGTON
POST TOOK OUT THE NEW BATTLE CRY
.
BAN GONE IS THE STORY ABOUT HOW
WE NEED TO BE AN GAS STOVE
STRAIGHT INSTEAD WE NEED TO
WORRY THAT THEY MIGHT BE IN GAS
DOSE RATE GOP TRUST GAS STOVES
INTO THE CULTURE WARS.
NOT THE CULTURE WARS.
IT IS PROBABLY TRUE THAT MOST
CONSERVATIVES WOULD BE HAPPY NOT
TO TALK ABOUT CULTURE AT ALL IF
PEOPLE WOULD JUST LEAVE THEIR
CULTURE ALONE AND STOP INTRUDING INTO IT AND TELLING THEIR
CHILDREN WHO TO HAVE SEX WITH
AND THE DIVISION BETWEEN MEN AND
WOMEN BY USE OF THE BATHROOM.
ACTUALLY, IT TURNS OUT DEMOCRATS
ARE TRYING TO BAN GAS STOVES AND
THEY’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR
SEVERAL YEARS NOW.
THE PROBLEM WAS WE JUST DIDN’T
KNOW.
LOS ANGELES, SAN FRANCISCO, HAVE
ALREADY RESTRICTED HOOKUPS OR
GAS STOVES.
SAN DIEGO, WHICH WAS ONCE UPON A
TIME AS IT PLANS TO BAN ALL GAS
STOVES OUTRIGHT BY 2035 AT WHICH
POINT IT WILL BE UNDER OBAMA.
REMEMBER, ALL OF THIS, THIS
MORAL PANIC ON THE LEFT ABOUT
GAS STOVES STEMS FROM FAKE
SCIENCE ABOUT THE HEALTH RISKS
OF NATURAL GAS PUSHED BY THE
COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA.
WHY WOULD THEY PUSH FAKE SCIENCE
LIKE THAT, MAY BE BECAUSE THE
UNITED STATES AS SOME OF THE
BIGGEST NATURAL GAS RESERVES IN
THE WORLD.
IF WE CAN BE CONVINCED NOT TO
USE THOSE GAS RESERVES, WE WILL
BE WEAK IN THEY WILL BE STRONG.
WE ARE NOT BANNING GAS STOVES,
IT’S THAT SIMPLE. FOR THE LEFT, KOWTOWING TO CHINA
COMES INSTINCTUALLY.
BEGINNING THINGS THAT PEOPLE
LIKE AND ENJOY IS THE PUREST
DISCUSSION OF POWER.
WHEN YOU CAN SNATCH SOMEONE’S
PLEASURE AWAY, YOU FEEL LIKE GOD
.
THE RUSH OF TELLING PEOPLE THEY
ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO SOMETHING
IS JUST IRRESISTIBLE TO CERTAIN
SORTS OF PEOPLE WHO CLUSTERED
TOGETHER IN WHAT IS CALLED THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR WARMTH AND
SAFETY AND POWER.
THEY’RE NOT THAT INTERESTED IN
THEIR POWER.
YOU’RE AVERAGE LEFTIST IS WEAK
AND AFRAID INSIDE SO THE PARTY
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG AND APART
WE ARE POWERLESS.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE MENTHOL
CIGARETTES FREIGHT SOME PEOPLE
LIKE THEM, PARTICULARLY FOR
PEOPLE, THEY DON’T HAVE A LOT OF
PLEASURES, MENTHOL CIGARETTES
ARE ONE OF THEM.
THEY CAN’T HAVE THEM ANYMORE.
MENTHOL CIGARETTES CAUSE CANCER.
SHUT UP.
THERE IS A LOT OF THINGS THAT
CAUSE CANCER.
THEY DO IN RATS, AND THEY EARNED
AND WHY DON’T THEY?
THEY HAVE PAID MILLIONS IN
CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS TO KEEP
THEM LEGAL.
NOBODY CARES WHAT MENTHOL
SMOKERS THINK, THEY ARE AT THE
BOTTOM OF OUR CLASSES AND THEY
ARE FOR.
MENTHOL CIGARETTES ARE OUT ALONG
WITH THE MANY SMALL BUSINESSES
THAT SELL THEM.
>> THE BIGGEST SELLER ARE THE
BABY AND PRODUCTS, BUT A CLOSE
SECOND IS MENTHOL FLAVORED
CIGARETTES CIGARETTES BRACHII
THINK THAT’S A HUMAN RIGHT TO
BUY THE FLAVORED CIGARETTES IF
THEY WANT TO PRESS.
>> THE OWNER SAYS MENTHOL
PRODUCTS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
POPULAR AND THAT’S WHY SHE KEEPS
THEM DISPLAYED BEHIND THE CASH
REGISTER AT NEXT TOO.
SOON SHE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SELL
OF ANY OF THOSE.
>> THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT AND
HARD FOR US PRETTY GET THEY
WOULD PROPOSE A PLAN THAT WOULD
BE IN FLAVORED CIGARETTES AND
CIGARS FREIGHT IT WOULD
SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCE DISEASE AND
DEATH, SHE HOPES THE FDA WILL
RECONSIDER FOUR SO HER BUSINESS
CAN SURVIVE FOR IT.
>> IT’S REALLY HURT MY BUSINESS.
>> WHAT IS INTERESTING, THIS
LADY PROBABLY ISN’T FROM THIS
COUNTRY.
SHE’S OBVIOUSLY AN IMMIGRANT,
HER FIRST RESPONSE IS PLAYING
THE KIND OF CIGARETTES YOU LIKE
IS A HUMAN RIGHT TO PRAY TO
PROBABLY MOVE HERE FOR THAT
REASON.
THEY HATE TOBACCO, AND IT’S NOT
BECAUSE IT KERCHER HEALTH.
THEY CLOSE THE GEMS GYMS DURING
COVID.
ANYBODY KILLED LESLIE JIM DURING
THE PANDEMIC DOESN’T CARE ABOUT
YOUR HEALTH AT ALL.
THEY ATE NICOTINE AND THEY LOVE
THC PERIODS ARE PROMOTING WEED
TO YOUR CHILDREN BUT THEY’RE NOT
LETTING USE TOBACCO OR EVEN
NONTOBACCO DELIVERY DEVICES THAT
DON’T CAUSE CANCER. WHY DO THEY HATE NICOTINE?
BECAUSE THC MAKES YOU COMPLIANT.
NEW YORK WOULD RAISE THE CIGAR
TAX.
75 PERCENT OUT IN NEW YORK, THE
TAX ON CIGARS WOULD BE 95
PERCENT.
GAS WITH ATTACKS ON WEED IS IN
NEW YORK?
13 PERCENT.
HAVE SOME MORE WEED NO MORE
NICOTINE FOR YOU.
YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT NEW
YORK HAS ALSO BANNED THE USE OF
PLASTIC STRAWS.
WHY DID THEY BAN PLASTIC STRAWS?
THERE IS A REASON FOR THIS, BUT
WE CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS AND
TO BE FAIR, NEITHER CAN KAMALA
HARRIS.
>> I’M GOING TO BE HONEST IT’S
DIFFICULT TO DRINK OUT OF A
PAPER STRAW, IF YOU DON’T GULP
IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY IT STARTS TO
BEND AND THEN THE LITTLE THING
CATCHES IT AND SO WE’VE GOT TO
PERFECT THAT WENT A LITTLE BIT
MORE.
BUT I THINK WE CAN DO A LITTLE
BIT BETTER THAN THE FLIMSY
PLASTIC STRAWS, BUT WE CAN.
>> YOU CAN’T EVEN GET THEIR
PLANES TO TAKE OFF ON TIME, YOU
CAN’T EVEN GET THEIR RATS OUT OF
PENN STATION, BUT YOU, WHO HAVE
NEVER HAD A JOB ARE GOING TO
INVENT AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE
PLASTIC STRAWS?
WE WILL WAIT FREIGHT WHAT THEY
GOING TO COME UP WITH, THAT
TITANIUM STRAWS?
THESE ARE THE LAST PEOPLE WHO
SHOULD BE REGULATING ANYTHING.
THEY WOULDN’T KNOW INNOVATION IF
THEY GOT IN THE SHOWER WITH THEM
.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THEY HAVE NO
AUTHORITY, THEY HAVE NEW
CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY OVER
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE FREIGHT IF
IT’S NOT IN THE PUBLIC SPHERE,
THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BAN IT YOU
CAN SMOKE ANY KIND OF MENTHOL
CIGARETTES YOU WANT.
ONLY YOU DECIDE WHAT GOES INTO
YOUR BODY, PERIOD.
THAT IS THE PROMISE OF AMERICA,
AND IF WE DON’T STAND UP FOR
THAT AND SAY NO, COME AND GET IT
, UNLESS WE’RE NOT EMBARRASSED
TO BE MADE FUN OF BY MSNBC.
YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH GAS STOVES
FRISKY GET YOUR OBSESSED WITH
GAS STOVES AND CONTROLLING MY
LIFE, I’M NOT GOING TO LET YOU.
COME AND TAKE THAT.
IT GET DEAF AND LIGHT BULBS,
IT’S ON THE WAY OUT FOR THE
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY JUST BANNED
THEM, SO NOW YOU’RE STUCK WITH
SOME CHLOE FLORESCENT, YOU ARE
SAVING THE PLANET.
THERE IS NO RHYME OR REASON, THE
ONLY THING THAT UNITES ALL OF
THESE REGULATIONS IS THEY
CONTROLLED A HAND TO A SMALL
GROUP OF YOUNG PEOPLE WITH
DEMONSTRATIVE JOB SKILLS WHO
ONLY FEEL ALIVE WHEN THEY ARE
CRUSHING THE WEEK.
THEY MAKE UP THESE INSANE LAWS
BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE
IN MASSACHUSETTS YOU CAN’T THROW
OUT YOUR OWN JEANS AND SOCKS
ANYWHERE.
ITS CIVIL OFFENSE TO DISPOSE OF
TEXTILES FREIGHT IT MAKES YOU
WANT TO THROW T-SHIRTS ALL OVER
MARTHA’S VINEYARD TO.
THEY HAVE BN SHOWERHEADS THAT
WORK, AND TOILETS.
THOSE OTHER RULES FOR YOU, NO
RULES APPLIED APPLY TO THE
PEOPLE IN CHARGE, YOU CAN’T
THROW OUT YOUR OLD JEANS, YOU
CAN’T HAVE A AGHAST OF, BUT THEY
CAN DRIVE DRUNK.
>> YOU ONLY ARREST FOR THE
PURPOSE OF DEALING WITH A FELONY
THAT IS COMMITTED AND I DON’T
COUNT DRUNK AND DRIVING AS A
FELONY.
COOKIES OR UKE OUT DON’T COUNT
DRUNK DRIVING AS A FELONY, BUT
CATCHING UP MENTHOL SMOKE IS A
FELONY, USING THE WRONG
LIGHTBULBS OR THROWING AWAY YOUR
OLD SOCKS, THIS IS INSANE, AND
IT ONLY CONTINUES BECAUSE PEOPLE
PUT UP WITH ITS.
YOU HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO TELL ME WHAT CLOSE TO WHERE,
WHAT TO PUT MY BODY, WHAT FLAVOR
MY CIGARETTES ARE, NONE OF THIS
IS IN YOUR PURVIEW AS A
POLITICIAN.
THIS IS A COUNTRY THAT WAS
FOUNDED BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDN’T
WANT TO PAY A T TAX UNTIL THEY
STARTED AND SO THEY STARTED A
WAR.
IT AS CHANGING AND A LOT OF
AMERICANS, WE HATE TO SAY,
PARTICULARLY AFFLUENT ONES ARE
TOTALLY FOR THIS.
THE NEW YORK TIMES PUBLISHED AN
OP-ED FROM A WOKE AMERICAN WOMAN
WHO SPENT 16 YEARS LIVING IN
CHINA.
WHAT DID YOU MISS ABOUT CHINA?
SHE MISSES THE COMMUNIST PARTY
OF CHINA COPARENTING HER
CHILDREN.
SHE MISSES THEIR FIRM HAND, AND
WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS UP.
OUR STRINGENT GOVERNMENT
COPARENTS MEET ITS PRESENCE FELT
HEARD THE GIRLS CHINESE
KINDERGARTEN LECTURED US ON
EVERYTHING INCLUDING HOW MANY
HOURS ARE THE DAUGHTER SHOULD
SLEEP, WHAT THEY SHOULD EAT, AND
THEIR OPTIMAL WEIGHT.
THEY COMMUNIST PARTY THAT SHAMED
THIS LADY’S KIDS.
WE SOMETIMES FELT AS IF OUR
CHILDREN WERE ON LOAN FOR US FOR
EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS TO BE
DELIVERED BACK TO SCHOOL EACH
WEEKDAY.
AGAIN, SHE IS NOT WRITING A NEW
VERSION OF DARKNESS AT NOON, SHE
IS COMPLEMENTING THE GOVERNMENT
OF CHINA, THE PIECE ENDS BY
NOTING CONTROL OF THE COMMUNIST
PARTY SURVEILLANCE STATE RESULTS
IN ITS OWN KIND OF FREEDOM.
THAT IS UN-AMERICAN, THAT PERSON
IS SICK AND IF YOU DON’T
RECOGNIZE HOW SICK THAT PERSON
IS, IF YOU LONG FOR A FASCIST
GOVERNMENT TO CALL YOU’RE LITTLE
GIRLS FAT, YOU ARE A SICK PERSON
.
THE FACT THAT THE NEW YORK TIMES
WOULD RUN THAT AND EXPECT ALL OF
ITS READERS TO APPLAUD, IF ONLY
THE GOVERNMENT WOULD TELL MY
KIDS THEIR FAT, THIS WOULD BE A