[Nintendo Switch sound]
[Sam] Feelin' a lil' low?
Well, grab your Nintendo Switch and perk yourself up;
You and the new Zelda can just flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap all morning!
But make sure you're alone, or you might just become an abusive father with untempered rage for his unwanted son.
Ah, but that's okay; you can punch that lil' mistake square in the head!
[Daddy Sam] Now you're gonna get it, you lil' shi-
[Ad Sam] Look out, kid!
Remember what your mom told ya
go straight for the nuts!
No more orphans for you...
...unless you endure the reconstructive surgery and become an Asian girl, or an Asian girl.
Grab your boogie bicep and get groovy, to the new Pyongyang style from Kim Jong-un!
It's a rockin'-good song!
But if you're still not satisfied, plug the Switch into your TV.
And you can sit back, relax and Zelda and Chill™!
Right from the comfort of the- Oh no, you've just had quadruplets.
C'mon, let 'em play the games that aren't even out yet.
Or, why not play with your own friends, from across the world!
It's as easy as inputting their delicate Friend Codes!
After you've got their digits
you can shoot your [splooge?] jelly at each other all day long!
Then, clean it off by taking your Nintendo Switch for a spin.
And void the warranty at your local laundromat!
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[Previous Video] I'm Sam Tucker,
and if you're excited about the new Nintendo Switch,
but don't quite have
[^ ayy it me] the dollar-i-doos to pick one up yourself?
Well, don't worry, because I'm here to show you how to make your very own Nintendo Switch, at home.
And best of all, it's simple.
[Captions by your local meming boy that was featured a few seconds ago, TheRandomMelon] [I helped to xddd MrGoblin
First things first, you'll need a Nintendo [Entertainment System].