this is like english sushi maybe the
best youtuber i've ever had
hello i'm josh i'm molly and today
we're going to be trying michelin star
afternoon tea
is there anything more british than
afternoon tea fancy people
fancily drinking tea and eating fancy
little cakes and sandwiches
arranged nice and fancifully oh fancy
okay
the best thing about these by the way
you don't have to obey the dress code
for the restaurant
that is true i mean we're dressed up but
bottom half
yeah okay no one wants to see that no
one needs to see that ollie is signed by
the executive head chef
fred don you know when your last name's
don you're not messing about we get
taken down
but gosh i should mention the only
package available was
actually the honeymoon package
oh oh no i'm never gonna move this
i mean normally honeymoon packages are
enjoyed in the privacy of one's own home
certainly no cameras around
so this is the honeymoon package wow
that is heavy
oh my gosh i think you could stand on
that
yeah it's very steady like literally i
might i might
don't stand on it should we try should
we try remind me to start on it after we
beat it you're an idiot
here's your hand sanitizer oh it smells
lovely
oh my gosh oh my gosh it smells
incredible oh my
god don't use too much too much you can
say sorry
so what are we celebrating today josh
ten years of friendship
wait it's been more than ten years how
many years we met
in the 2000 anniversary
it's been 14 years 14 years yeah
that's a long time that is a long time
oh my gosh careful like there's a lot of
expensive things in this room
my goodness come on
[Laughter]
[Applause]
three two one
there's more packaging oh okay it's like
foreplay in a way
sorry oh
wow oh my goodness
this looks incredible this is mad
i am sensing a theme though love there's
a lot of hearts
that's a heart-shaped scone don't play
innocent
i mean you chose the honeymoon packaging
it was the only one what were you
expecting
should we start with the classic i feel
like every
afternoon tea you go to they always have
a cookie on the sand let's do it
oh oh my gosh that is
easily the fanciest cucumber sandwich i
have ever seen
apparently according to the menu this is
cucumber and ricotta let's do it
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oh man
oh my god how could it taste that good
seriously that is unbelievable
unbelievable
that's the best part i know everyone's
gonna think that we can make it up
because it doesn't make any sense
this is the best finger sandwich i've
ever had what's the name of the chefs
it's signed by
executive head chef fred don such a
gangster named
fred don
i love the idea that chef don spent 20
years working in brutal kitchen and he
comes out and he's like you know what i
will make the world's greatest
cucumbers next up we have
salmon and cream cheese this is like
english sushi right this is british
response to sushi
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oh my gosh wow
wow it's unbelievable it's unbelievable
do you think it's a sweary kitchen
i can't imagine it right i don't think
it is i think it's more like dr susan
it's delicate
everyone's talking it's like it's like
willy wonka yeah
you know it's just like running around
and johnny depp's doing like a weird
michael jackson
impression
i don't think i've ever seen this in a
cream tea before
this is a truffle bun
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wow it sounds like a pet name when
you're on your honeymoon
truffle bun yes
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wow kind of like a truffle twinkie
it is a really fancy truffle twinkie
it is i've never had anything like that
before so there's nothing to compare it
with i can't say it's the best i've ever
had
because i've never had truffle buns
before
um can you stop saying trouble okay
oh you're not finishing it i don't know
i kind of want to make sure i can finish
everything
i know right now i can 100 finish
everything i'm going to put it to the
side so that gabby can i taste it
he doesn't like the sharing i'm sharing
next up ollie
it's coronation chicken oh
coronation chicken is a cream tea
classic
oh what have you done what have you done
ollie
how did that even happen no taking out
your coronation chicken anger
on the sandwich okay all right i feel
like i can eat this all in one
all right go for it that's right
i'm slightly underwhelmed by that moving
forward look at that there's a little
daisy on the top it's like a teletubby
donut
i was thinking more like a singular
profiterole that's gone moldy
okay let's do it
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not sweet i probably should have read
the menu it does taste like a
periscope that's gone moldy i think that
is a broccoli and goat's cheese sandwich
imagine viewers just imagine thinking
you're going to eat a profiterole
and in the end you eat a broccoli and
ghost chips
what is egg gougier any idea what egg
gougier is
maybe this has got an egg filling
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oh this is actually the same still
cheese and broccoli
i should have saved it for gabby yeah oh
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you finished your glass quite quickly
this looks just like a vattenberg yeah
do you have passion
outside the uk is that very i would
imagine british i would imagine it's a
german city but
i've got no idea is it is it
apologies to the residents of battenberg
if you really
do let me try you battenberg
will you be tasty okay
um
he knows what he's doing that part is
literally just made from like
jam oh that my berg that's incredible
and now we come to the blandest item on
the menu
and that's your potential
[Laughter]
i should mention i had choices with jam
i thought you would like the the classic
strawberry jam for myself i went for fig
big jam oh man i feel like i've
had a near-death experience oh you're
not a fan
i love big jam but not on a scone to be
honest i'm surprised brett don't let
that through
all right now you're a cream first or
jam first there are things i care about
in life but the order in which
you dress the scone it's not one of
these oh ho
what have you done it's very very
liquidy whoa look at that does that not
look glorious
it looks like branston pickled to me no
don't say that
wow it's buttery it's also fluffy
i would say this is the first one that
i've tried that isn't the best
john you've ever tried okay yeah fair
enough the scones are really easy to
make super easy to make yeah
super easy like i've made them with juno
before huh and a fresh
going straight out of the oven plotted
cream jam
100 times better than this yeah i might
save that for gabby
these i think are marshmallows right
why would they just put in a tiny little
packet of pink marshmallow strips
because incredible you love marshmallows
anyway though
oh wow that is good it's so tender
so airy mmm light and fluffy
look at that
i mean it's still a marshmallow it's
maybe the best marshmallow i've had
maybe are you you've finished all this
like
there's a lot of marshmallows i love
marshmallows you do and that is you do
incredible are we gonna do the lip gloss
poop are you talking about
[Laughter]
you've absolutely ruined it on the menu
it refers to it as a poppy and red
current eclair
it must be cheesecake right oh that is
the rhubarb cheesecake
wow um
it's good it's like new york vanilla
cheesecake with just
a gentle rhubarb breeze
the cheesecake is amazing it's really
good that's maybe the best cheesecake
i've ever had
i feel like i've even broken record here
right we've got two more josh
this is a black currant and caramel
macaroon
wow trousers
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this is gonna sound weird but it tastes
natural
yeah it lays very unnatural but the
flavoring is like
you literally could be eating a berry
wow
man my waistcoat is just slowly getting
tighter and tighter
okay final one it's an almond and lemon
cake i'll eat to
uh the one and only time you're ever
going to get something from me with this
many hearts
honeymoon afternoon tea
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that's nice to end on that is nice to
end on
it's not crazy sweet it's much less
overpowering than some of the other ones
less tangy crunchy on the outside with
the almonds
soft cake on them in the inside it's
like a ferrero rocher's sexy aunt
oh okay
[Applause]
there's one last thing josh that i want
to test before we finish this episode
oh you're gonna stand it oh my gosh it's
not gonna hold it's not gonna hold ollie
it's not gonna hold
don't thank you oh oh my gosh
oh you destroyed it um he asked the
question
and the answer is no he cannot hold him
we'll see you jolly soon
bye my name is sho my reason for feeling
jolly today
is being able to play golf with my
friends
in this beautiful glorious sunshine