you can't outrun me [ __ ] I can't
watch this
what just happened
oh they like ran into each other
I'm out
let's deliver the K-pop superstar wait
let me in your stomach let me in your
stomach Freddy [ __ ]
Freddy let me in Freddy let me in let me
in let me in your stomach in your
stomach in your stomach okay
I don't know why he's being so selfish
God damn it
tight angles couldn't make it almost
oh he's up there [ __ ]
what am I collecting
oh thank you matpot
so this door is locked
oh you can't come over here
oh that's sad I'm sorry
I hate to do that to you
okay never mind I guess you just
teleport through the wall
hey all power to you though Moon guy
[ __ ] yeah
no Freddy
oh leave him alone
oh my God
oh my body my man take a map nice map
dude's got one purpose and he does his
best to fulfill it
I like you better with your shell on
so it's one of these things that follows
when you're not looking eh
oh there's two of them
I'm stuck
don't do it
he's coming oh my God
all right
oh this little guy poking his head out
like a playful gopher very cute This
Guy's in a bad spot
yeah that's what I was I was even
looking at him
how
like I just broke all the rules
you're not allowed to abduct Me When I'm
looking at you
can you do that again what was that it
was blue yellow green red I wasn't
really looking but I think that's what
it was
I did it let's go Freddy [ __ ] You and
Me Against the World baby
oh I did this on the
what how was that wrong
I did this on a human benchmark
to get here I have to go through so
where are you
well I don't know I'm not showing up on
the map here I can't find myself
I wish this guy would stop just yelling
at me though
oh here oh that's oh my God that was
Freddy's markers
I thought that was where I was supposed
to go
there's just nothing's marked on the map
he said he was gonna mark it on the map
and then didn't
I heard that
she's dumb what an idiot
I'm killing it
these kids [ __ ] suck these robots are
trash
so long for it to work yeah it does I
don't know what is it
but it looks like they can't take it
back maybe well no he just killed
himself
I think I only have these shots
those guys just he's not having any fun
let's go
well done Superstar on the faster
Blaster yeah go collect your price from
Star Lounge
oh it feels good to be the champ Freddy
so why is this kid here
I don't remember he just stayed after
hours and hidden Freddie's stomach
his parents I don't think he has parents
try like a Batman situation they got
killed in an alley or something
no no he's shaking me down
I'm out
oh
well
oh
I just crushed through in the elevator
she [ __ ] phased through it and got
mangled in the wires I bet
is it supposed to happen yeah it was
Story related I bet but she just
disappears
well she didn't disappear she died
thanks are you so Billy
the [ __ ] is this what
what just happened what is going on it
just glitched oh it it hardcore just
glitched oh I just well I worked out
oh my God these elevators are so [ __ ]
long
50 gigabytes and they couldn't make the
elevator rides a little less lengthy
[Music]
oh my God
what is happening
okay the elevator is absolutely just not
working holy [ __ ]
[Music]
okay
we made it
no [ __ ] way you're gonna tell on me
no way
[ __ ] didn't think so
who are you gonna tell chica's dead
kinda well close to it
you can blow up the stat Bots by
shooting them enough
warning warnings
well that didn't work he just cast a
spell on me I'll teach you to work for
minimum wage
man this is the worst Sheriff of all
time
so she wasn't fully dead I see
good for her well at least someone's
listening to the staff
because it certainly wasn't the police
here
fizzy Fraz let's go that's big
Freddie's gonna love that
where am I again
behind the pizza place
I wish they had more than one song
I gotta be honest as much of a banger as
it is I am getting so [ __ ] tired of
hearing this same song over and over
over and over and over and over
I take anything else
they could have played audio of Scott
cawthorne ripping ass into the mic or
something I wouldn't care but just
anything else
um it's [ __ ] hypnotizing at this
point all right let's go upgrade
Frederick
Fazbear
or should I do the Monty stuff first
wait where is where is it where is Monty
golf is it in here it's Gotta Be Right
yeah I'm not hiding [ __ ]
take this
no tutorial for this one
oh my God I wasn't I just looked down at
RuneScape [ __ ] me I
was it red blue blue oh [ __ ]
I think it was right I'm just gonna win
instinct
nice oh good
yellow
green red and green
close call
run it back here we go Freddy
gonna give you a real cool voice
active cylinder
all right I can't proceed without the
tutorial telling me to proceed
understood Freddy that's a valuable
lesson
no need to go that fast I suppose run it
back
you know it's like a DJ's turntable
nice
we're cruising
foreign
ER she fell into some sort of garbage
Smasher oh
well she's still functional he's lying
in Freddy knows
oh my God it's time to use it Freddy the
moon guys here
oh yeah
okay well that that stun didn't work at
all actually uh even a little bit he
wasn't phased it made him angrier in
fact
oh my [ __ ] god
all of this is like a prequel I'm pretty
sure
so Freddy used to be a really caring guy
and then this [ __ ] Gregory
upgraded him with devil magic and then
he became a ruthless killing machine who
loves pizza and [ __ ]
I don't really know the story of Freddy
Fazbear to be honest I don't like the
games so I don't know too much about the
characters but I'm guessing
I bet this is the kid that gets mangled
up in his wires or something
I remember that from the first one
ready
come on
now how is that helpful to me Freddy
look how stupid you look you can clearly
see that there's a chain here oh nice
hey good move now I look dumb
oh that's so cute
where can a little boy get his driver's
license huh
not here I guess
oh but I did get his head okay one for
two ain't bad
so many fetch quests and backtracking so
far the entire game has just been find
these things
that's it there's really nothing else to
it
which is every horror game though to be
fair every horror game is just that
oh my God there's a fire
does my dance pass help put out these
Flames Maybe
will he run through fire if I ask him to
man what a hero what a good guy
he's just misunderstood
oh
more like a blessing
I use up atomic
hmm Freddy's so cute in this game
all right where can I polish a man's
head Jesus Christ oh maybe here
it's the DJ
hey I'm a friend of Fazbear
s and restore power to the West arcade
then you can repair
perfect and when do I get to kiss the DJ
because he seems like a good guy what's
back here
oh my
it's an arcade machine graveyard
just as long as it's not Monty I'll be
fine
thanks for resubber even
well right into Monty I guess
DJ help DJ
DJ get the [ __ ] up he's gonna kick my
ass
squeezed right by him oh these moves are
nuts
blasted [ __ ] idiot tell your friends
it's the DJ
there it is
make sure you said Waldo
okay I've been print
why what why
oh my God you actually do have to go in
order what is this madness
ah
it's so tedious
it's oh
oh
Jesus Christ
what a Dodge
what he just what is this garbage hey
actually
security bot just saved me
I didn't mean to hide
tough
never mind I'm good
I broke his ankles leave me alone
let me up let me up let me up let me up
this is so upsetting
God damn it
last one and it's all the way up top
[Music]
it's the DJ's nut sack I think oh no
it's his whole face
Let's Ride
no don't do it don't [ __ ] do it stop
foreign
just why
stop just let me get the switch I wish
they didn't lock you into the animation
just make a loud noise and that's it
gotcha
you piece of [ __ ] just let me [ __ ]
through
she was done
oh
yeah
Freddy I forgot I planted him over there
Freddie come to me you're looking at me
don't be like that I see you here it's
not the Blair Witch you don't have to do
that just come help me Freddy
right
it's not fair he must be cheating
foreign
there's no way this is supposed to be
how it works
actual Galaxy brain Strat
why
oh my God yes let's go
Freddy
the Fast Master
I planted them down there like two hours
ago and never moved him
and it came into play
you have some frames dropping a lot xcc
was having the same issue with this game
well yeah because it's not our fault it
is quite literally the game
she thinks I escaped maybe we can
surprise her yeah
let us end this
all right
oh
I do get like a climactic boss fight
no Freddy
oh
oh Jesus oh no no God
wow that he did not go out like a hero
at all
Greg his blood's on our hands now
gotcha
Freddy how the [ __ ] are you still alive
they tore you limp from limbs
oh so I actually got this ending because
I found this didn't I
if I didn't find this Hideout I wouldn't
be able to do this huh
[Music]
did I win
for 50 gigabytes you're telling me you
couldn't even just animate something
here
[Music]
Superstar oh Freddy
[Music]
I mean to be fair everything went to
[ __ ] because of me
like everything was fine here
like there was no problems Freddy was a
superstar people loved him he had a
whole K-pop group
everyone got along well the security
guard joked around with him and then
Greg comes in and then everyone's a
[ __ ] evil turns against each other
people die it's entirely Greg's fault
look at the other endings sure I'll wait
for the credits though see if there's
something after credits
Afton animatronic boss fight plus ending
oh my God what the [ __ ] what's up guys
and welcome back to a brand new Five
Nights at Freddy's security
holy [ __ ] a very those endos
can I not turn this one on yeah I can
okay damn there was so much left of the
game
that door oh my God the door opens okay
come here come here Freddy
we need him close by I'm gonna go in
this oh hold him at Bay
ending
it's fun time I'm gonna be in there but
oh I got him I got him I got him we did
it I got him
oh my God oh my God the whole cutscene
so who's that
Afton crap that's the thing we saw
it's Funtime Freddy
whoa
it was it wasn't that crazy to be honest
my gosh it was that was so I I mean that
was definitely kind of you know that
fight was kind of all over the place if
I'm being honest I thought okay uh
this is the secret ending
oh I got the worst ending
or at least a part of the worst ending
series of walrus and chance
don't know the kids just homeless
because Freddie's dead
what about his parents what how did he
get here in the first place
so who the [ __ ] did they even fight here
I never even saw that guy all of them
ended in little comic books they really
did run out of budget
how
the ending is the most important part of
games I it always blows me away when the
endings to games shows or movies is
shitty
it's the thing people remember most
about it
take for example Game of Thrones season
eight no one talks about that show
anymore because the ending was so bad
that entire season was trash
[Music]
this is just gonna throw himself into
the fire
[Music]
that's in Terminator 2 [ __ ]
this is super [ __ ] dumb duh
[Music]
oh what a hero what a sacrifice
[Music]
Gregory disassembling vanny sent shivers
down my spine
huh
what
this yeah I mean I enjoyed it but man
these endings are trash Oh my God if I
was like a Five Nights at Freddy lore
Enthusiast I would be a bit upset
so Freddy was just an actual good guy in
this game
was he
not a good guy and all the other ones
not at all he was evil and all the other
ones
quite the spin here to make him like the
superhero then
so this isn't related to the like lore
like established Five Nights at Freddy's
lore
is that what is that confirmed like this
isn't Canon
oh it is this is Canon how the [ __ ] does
this fit in then this makes no sense I
don't know [ __ ] about five nights lore
but if like the main bad guy was Freddie
how all of a sudden is he the hero
it's a different Freddy
he went sober
main bad guy is the purple guy who is
the purple guy
William Afton
foreign
I do remember seeing this [ __ ] fiend
in my playthrough
all right I knew there was something
fishy about this guy