see it hurts when I do this
ow and
this
ow about this
ow bam people are saying Joe Biden's too
old people are saying that Joe Biden um
is obviously an evil Marxist that hates
this country hates his own family he's
going to try and protect a son Hunter
today on the hill but can he protect
even himself we're going to cover all of
the Biden crime family and sort of like
re reup that news cycle and we're going
to do our best we've been on that new
cycle for about three years but first
ladies and gentlemen emergency Biden
health update Joe Biden just ran
unannounced to the hospital Joe Biden
was just rushed to the hospital what the
hell is going on here we go Biden health
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update okay Biden says that he's okay
after a unannounced rush to the hospital
so I've worked inside the White House
before not as a White House staffer but
as a journalist I've been I've asked
questions during the White House Press
briefing and what normally happens is
you are given sometimes days in advance
like what the president's going to do
president doesn't move easily the
president moves with a with Force right
and with grandure everywhere even Joe
Biden right takes like 500 people for
the president to even like move at all
right and so you know where the
president's going at all times it's like
pre-written in a schedule and especially
somebody who moves as slow as Joe Biden
there is never any unannounced things
today Joe Biden unannounced ran to the
hospital like just moments ago now his
kid happens to be testifying at Capitol
Hill is this Joe Biden trying to trick
the news cycle we're not sure we'll give
you uh the update however Joe Biden left
for Walter Reed that is the military
hospital here you can see Joe Biden uh
he he he tries to run and then realizes
oh oh sh that's a bad idea no no no
that's a bad idea not gonna run not
gonna run and so Joe Biden does his
robotic wobble looking like one of those
um looking like a ti ti 100 or whatever
from Terminator we actually have like
really nice side by sides of Joe Biden
and robots they walk exactly the same I
think we have one ladies and gentlemen
so Joe Biden this is the motorcade this
is Joe Biden arriving at the military
hospital where the president typically
gets um gets their physical and
apparently this is Joe Biden's physical
uh of note Joe Biden uh his team and Joe
Biden have all screamed that Joe Biden
will not be getting a cognitive exam
President Biden revealed Wednesday that
he's making an unannounced trip to
Walter Reed Medical Center for a
physical exam Biden has undergone yearly
physical
examinations but this is is strange
because they're typically put on the
schedule uh months in advance earlier
this month the White House PR secretary
cringe jeanpier stated that Biden's
physical from Dr Kevin OK does not
believe does not uh does not have a
cognitive
test okay she says that ok Conor
believes Biden proves his cognitive
ability every day when he operates as
president okay how many lies how often
can these people lie to you does the
White House think the idea of President
taking a cognitive test is part of the
physical is a legitimate idea reporter
asked I'm not going to say what Dr
o'conor said to me about a year ago when
Biden was released cring Gene Pierre
said uh Biden hasn't had great health
Biden had um Biden went under anesthesia
uh to get cancer removed uh from his
intestines I believe Joe Biden has had
Al also melanomas removed from his skin
so other cancers really great idea by
the way Joe Biden returning Lobster red
from all of these from all these
Vacations so he has all this skin cancer
and then he goes and like gets fried on
the beach genius idea but of course Jill
Biden doesn't care about her husband
Jill Biden if she cared about her
husband would put him in a nursing home
where he belongs with a bed pan and a
night nurse but Jill Biden only cares
about power and so Alice Cooper plays on
if you know what I mean and so ladies
and gentlemen
um how's Joe Biden doing well kamla
Harris answered that question in a
recent interview where the interviewer
from the corporate press says hey um
everyone's scared that Joe Biden is
going to croak uh what do you think
about that K Harris's response is not
very comforting if you're Joe Biden
watch we were talking to some democratic
donors and they have told us that should
something befall President Biden and he
is not able to run that there would be a
freefor all for who would run as
president cuz Joe Biden is very much
alive and running for
reelection
Jo Joe Biden's
alive and I'm very happy about
that this
go say you were in a court of law we're
GNA get to Big Fanny in just a second
Hunter Biden on the hill right now it is
closed door testimony we'll get bring
you all of the footage of Hunter Biden
on the hill that we have and then we'll
have interviews with people who are
asking Hunter Biden questions um very
soon ladies and gentlemen um let's say
you in a court of law and you're being
accused of some horrible crime right um
and your lawyer after seeing all the
evidence after seeing all the evidence
laid before the court right your lawyer
uh who you pay to defend you which is
kind of like the position of the Vice
President in a way um
says you know what your honor my client
is
alive that's good
enough you'd probably fire that
lawyer like what the hell's wrong with
you dude what what kind of a defense is
that that's you just heard from KLA
Harris Joe Biden doing his very best to
well I guess put his own health at risk
um Joe Biden returning red and sunburnt
like a lobster again this is a guy who
has like for the last couple decades had
skin cancers removed look at this guy
holy smokes that was like again I I
personally believe that this is Joe
Biden like trying to look like Donald
Trump in a way like doing his best
attempt to look like Donald Trump spent
a little too much time in Danny
ped Joe Biden's gonna start like dying
his hair like bleach blonde and like
swooping it over get the hair get more
hair plugs in that's not Joe Biden's
hair Joe Biden's been bald as a bat
since the 1970s we have the photos to
prove it balding it doesn't reverse so
Joe Biden's been bald his Bat that's not
Joe Biden's hair so whatever plastic has
been rooted into his skull
that to try and look like synthetic hair
Joe Biden's going to like do the Trump
haircut again again we do have the proof
by the way and we okay we go 100 bid but
we do have the proof that Joe Biden may
be a robot okay we've talked about Joe
Biden maybe having lizard skin before uh
if if you need any further proof that
Joe Biden's a robot please observe
ladies and gentlemen don't just go in
with no preconditions and don't let the
images lie to you like just let the
images speak you know what I mean yeah
they're the same picture okay yeah just
be open-minded about it be openminded
about it is this jobbot is it a Joe
bot is Joe Biden
real I have yet to see confirmation
somebody hold a little piece of glass
underneath Joe Biden's nose and mouth
hold up a mirror see if it fogs up if it
fogs up maybe we'll know that Joe Biden
is actually with us we don't know and
not actually a meat puppet well this is
good okay since I talked about okay then
we're going to move on since I talked
about it Joe Biden's been bald as a bat
since the 1970s look at this Joe bid
this is Joe Biden at the signing of the
Declaration of Independence when he
first became a senator um and Joe Joe
Biden uh showing the the the key to
Ashley Biden's diary there that he found
um and uh you know that he immediately
used the key to threaten corn poop
because he had too much Pomade in his
hair at the
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