We Now call to order this hearing for
House of Representatives Bill 323 the
IHOP should stay open all night so we
can get some pancakes act this bill was
submitted by Representatives haly Nelson
and Ramos uh for immediate review very
late last night under the provisions of
the National Emergency legislation act
can we d d the L it's really bright HR
323 would by federal order require all
IHOP restaurants to quote remain open 24
hours effective right this minute even
if some manager has to get out of bed
and drive down here to start making some
pancakes well we stand by the bill right
we wrote it apparently so we support you
must feel strongly that this issue is
urgent considering you submitted the
bill at 3:33 a.m. this morning and sent
me a text message reading ingersol you
have to support the pancake Bill Bill we
are dying here where are you come out
look this is about consumer confidence
what happens if the American people are
out late with their colleagues and a
couple of really fun software salesmen
from Boston and then they walk all the
way to the IHOPs and they find out that
is closed get outragous they get mad
then they turn around and run down and
slip and fall in the wet grass and how
exactly does that factor into the $2
million earmarked here for research to
determine whether pancake and waffle
batter are the same thing I don't know
how that got there this bill would also
require the federal government pay to
build a tram or monor rail or whatever
connecting the black cheap Pub on North
Capital Street to all IHOP restaurants
some illustrations the bill gives the
estimated cost of the tram as probably
not even that much is there any more
definite number
there um all right the final section
here calls for representative RIS to be
henceforth referred to as the dong man
that's right he is the dong man DG man
you are wasting my time and the time of
this commit I got to go what Congressman
this committee is still in session you
can't