we're filming who H who's it going to go
off you so you'll have to like lean in
but whenever you're ready
Trent can't down three two one all right
guys uh this is another episode of black
and white TV um well we are wearing
sweatshirts you forgot to introduce us I
know but he was introducing the show we
were introducing the show for continue
continue we're starting over no this is
awesome three two one how are you guys
this is
Trent
pick Tyler here this is black and white
TV um today we are wearing glasses and
hoodies um that is the show we're
wearing glasses and that's all that's it
you're just going to sit here and you're
going to look at us because we're very
pretty and we're not talking at all
we're not going to and you can see
what's going on in my
classes okay um but I'm in ucing this
week because it's your turn we take turn
it's my turn we like to share we're
kindergarten students even though I'm
introducing I have no idea what we're
talking about so what are we talking
about tonight we're going to be talking
about things such as the gallon smash
prank what the [ __ ] is that oh boy we're
going to have a good one and have you
guessed it the Harlem Shake oh God yes
and I knew you were a goat
when you walked
in she doesn't say when she does it
it's sorry
Denise dear Denise dear Lord dear Lord
so what would you gentlemen like what up
brother well um both of you explain uh
this prank to me what what oh gallon
smashing all right oh the gallon
smashing yeah you go into the store and
you just take gallons of milk or juice
any gallons you find preferably like the
style of a gallon of milk mhm a gallon
jug yeah but no but not like liptin they
have like yeah I was to say lipon or
they have orange juice that's in gallons
it's all like right right configured and
you take it like one or two too
preferably cuz it's funnier and you're
walking around the store and you find
somebody unsuspecting people but you
can't make you can't have them watching
you yeah and you take the milk or
whatever you have any liquid it could
even be sand sand would be funny as [ __ ]
too it doesn't make a mess I mean it
does but it's not liquid liquid's more
fun sand be funny though get on
anyway and you take it and you just
smash it against whatever you want and
then you fall like you fell and threw it
or dropped it makes it look like you
slipped on it yeah even though the
gallons weren't there two seconds ago so
it's kind of a flaw in the prank and
then not really you're walking around
carrying it like you're still shopping
you're trying to find some stuff like
you got your gallon of milk you want to
go get some toast or bread so you can
make some toast get some toast so you
can make some bread yeah I love how we
think in that order but um reverse oppos
you know what's funnier when somebody
comes to help you up you act you can't
get up because you keep slipping like
you feel like like I can't I can't do it
that must have been really embarrassing
for you mhm that was yeah no but this
never happened to me Trent stop being
down um you got to shake things up like
Michael J fox Michael J fox he has
Parkinson's whoa really yeah yeah you
did not tell me you didn't know that I
didn't know can you have me my
strawberry gummies I like my strawberry
gummies
there you go C
Tyler for once you're not a glutton
normally you're a glutton you you're
picking things up before you even
popping new so anyway about this gallon
smashing there's videos all over YouTube
I'm the original is the funniest
everybody that tries a copy you're dumb
yeah I mean even I have a friend that
did it I thought it was pretty funny but
I mean it'll never have millions of
views no neither away just kidding we
are tomorrow not even
close but but I um I have Fai I hope
someday that we are well known I have
faith we're going to be like opran
generous and you can
be Kelly from reg and Kelly you know
she's name you know they're not together
anymore I'm not dude Kelly R is pretty
sexy I you're the sexiest one here Trent
good point very
well be sucking on a strawberry
done no I want to medium rare what I
wanted a medium rare shut up but okay so
in the whole process of
this oh yeah you get a prank you get a
um couple gallons you know yeah walking
and you just throw them on the ground
yeah and it's fall it's funer if you
like the in the manner that you throw
them too because like throws them up in
the air sometimes they Smash and he just
kicks his own legs out from underneath
of them and he just the last one in the
video is the funniest one ever though he
just takes it throws them down and then
Waits a second then Falls funniest
[ __ ] thing ever it's like he tried to
forcible Indian style sit down and then
his legs just buckled it sounds like a
fantastic thing funny as [ __ ] we should
definitely do it oh wait
Baris yep episode one throwback Baris
holler back not no holler back girl we
don't b s yeah ass I get the shits from
bananas b a n n s you're the smart one
no [ __ ] I'm the pretty one
who agrees everyone me you're not pretty
you're drop dead sexy dude I bet there's
more people that think you're sexy then
we get dislikes on this
episode do we have we gotten a lot of
dislikes not on this epis because it's
still filming
4,624 wa what just kidding I was going
to say maybe two one dislikes [ __ ]
dislikes dislikes are pointless no
they're not they say means they don't
like it so that knows we need need to
improve you know people just dislike
videos just because they like wow I feel
like being a douchebag they're [ __ ]
those are called trolls hi itch
troll I'm surprised you're not [ __ ]
scratching yourself all over the place
like I have self control good keep it
that way then how do you explain your
vigorous masturbation topic number two
that's what I want to do okay I'm sure
every one of you that logs on to YouTube
every day has seen all these [ __ ]
harl shake videos [ __ ] it yolo we'll do
it live I hate the word yolo no you
don't you say it all the time no I he
says it because you say it I say it
because it's an absolute [ __ ] joke of
being language I was going to say I say
it to make fun of people that say it
yeah so do I I don't actually I actually
hate the word I had
a mono you only die once um actually you
ought to look out that's y I like that
too I really just dislike that why don't
you to say the entire time I love how we
get off time topic every time that's
what are you talking about we're always
on topic there's a lighter I doubt that
works though shut up Trent God damn it
get back in in the frame
wow Harlem Shake oh my god it
works Harlem Shake um I'm sure you've
seen these right oh my God you're not
completely clu all right okay people
start to shake yeah they're just dancing
every there's rules okay if you don't
have rules you don't have structure
doesn't work the same way okay
so first off you need to wear in the Z
some sort of masks Andor something to
cover your face no you don't have to
cover your D the horse masks are $20 on
eBay we're buying them I'm buying one we
can't all wear them okay generally
speaking you have to have something
covering your face most of the time um a
box I saw a box um I saw a horse head uh
I
saw with a blue barehead uh stormtrooper
helmet that was awesome uh
octopus prime head that was great um
stuff like that are you now you wear
this helmet and then you just you're
just dancing a lot of people for some
reason I don't know where they came up
with it but um they're doing an arm
wiggle and and then there there actually
is a Harlem Shake dance I know and
they're doing like this arm wiggle thing
I don't know and then there's another
one where they're humping but very very
stiffly it's very awkward I honestly
would not like to be humped like that
just like um so in that you're just
dancing just anything and you have to do
it you have to have some semblance
of Rhythm at all cuz if you don't don't
even try cuz I will find you and break
your break you at the knees
so these guys are ID um at that that was
the breakdown on that note yeah uh then
while you're dancing no one around
there's a bunch of people around you but
no one is acknowledging the fact that
you were dancing at all whatsoever cuz
that's what that's part of the the fun
funny part it's like why the [ __ ] is
this guy wearing a mask and just dancing
and no one's paying attention to him why
why I don't know you know you know what
you should do mhm stab him in the neck
with a pencil stab him in the
neck and of course you of course now
har
yeah so I guess you get the point um but
once the break comes in um normally it's
a lot funnier with a lot more people
three you'll have to do three you'll
have to do we
do I'm not white Tyler if Tyler were to
leave he takes the white with him so I
am just Trent it's black and sexy if I
leave but I mean a lot of you guys
watched last week's episode and I'll
admit it could have used some work
because Trent was at a gay club I
was I can't help it I had to support a
friend okay anyhow even though I got
head on as soon as I walked in got a
couple now you're just showboating got a
couple so we're we're back
with honestly the meal ticket to our TV
show yay this is a shout out for all you
ladies Trent's single just kidding he's
not I'm not he's not single seriously if
you come near me I will shave half of
your head
off could you please do that to everyone
that comes near you oh my God that' be
fantastic I got the CH I need a haircut
I got the
chills look at this Frodo Frodo baggin
it's better than Harry Potter [ __ ]
[ __ ] oh oh really why why is it not
better than than uh than Harry Potter
because Lord of the Rings is stupid why
explain why I don't know I never watched
it I just know that it's then shut the
[ __ ] up if you didn't see it you can't
argue with me this is my show
[ __ ] you be nice to me Harry Potter is
the greatest Harlem Shake sounds like a
type of masturbation like the Carry
Underwood like the Carry Underwood Tyler
don't demonstrate demonstrate I'm not
demonstrating neither am I underneath
underneath the leg okay underneath the
wood
no it's not underneath the wood it is
yeah no you grab it underneath the wood
yeah it's the Carry Underwood your wrist
I understand it's fantastic Carry
Underwood yes she is why are you
lighting the cigarette without it in
your mouth cuz I don't need it in my
mouth then I blow
it co you're good at blowing things
Trent inhale that through your nose
especially dick
okaya inhale it no the cigarette up your
nose that's what I'm saying
this is what happens when we do it live
[ __ ] it we're doing it live yep every
we and I don't know if you guys will be
able to tell but we're definitely in HD
now my new DSLR Camera
Awesome no more laptop videos for us
yeah laptop videos
yeah yeah yeah really really yeah yeah
yeah yeah but you know what happened but
you know what if the camera ever shits
the laptop to work the camera is never
going to [ __ ] cuz a hand job is still a
job am I right you're
right coconuts they're fuzzy and milky I
should have said that to box I should
have said that to box nice Trent when
she said do you want to have a job
like
no if there is any way that that she was
going to stab you cuz there are knives
there that she was going to stab you and
or fire you and stab you she was going
to fire you with a knife she was going
to fire your life with a knife okay she
was going to kill you the light the what
is it Family Guy the life of the life of
the wife was ended by the night yes
that's it the life of is it really the
life of Stewie and the [ __ ] British
girl the life of the wife was ended by
the knife talking about Lois which is
really [ __ ] she's British CH choc
[ __ ] you no it's mine don't eat it touch
my [ __ ] open that I will swear to God
I need to have this Rose I'm not eating
it it's my godamn I'm not eating
it I'm not eating I got a text message
give me my [ __ ] R not eating I don't
give a [ __ ] give me the rose I'm the
bird
man my
mom's TR I'm
pregnant polar bear with us hello
Mother Qui down please yeah yeah sorry
Denise my mom's name Den
KN okay we'll try that
maybe y I got you a
flower all right
Mom
bye all right Tyler on that note
guys that's going to probably be the end
of episode episode what which one are we
on 463 wait we didn't talk about the
goat holy
[ __ ]
holy no I'm I'm making it pretty I want
it will you
stop do yeah do I'm making it pretty
I'll say I'll say YOLO give it say YOLO
no you got to say it loud enough for the
camera to hear you YOLO and you got to
say you like saying the word yolo I like
saying the word yolo this is B TI this
has been Trent and I approved this
message this is been Trent I approve
this message Tyler is sexier than I am
Tyler is sexier than I am no fingers
crossed fingers crossed that
[ __ ] hey if you think Tyler is sexier
than me then say so no cuz we don't get
any cuz he totally is except for Helen
Helen what Helen's going to comment and
be like yeah Tyler sex I [ __ ] hate
Tren who Helen my friend Mike hates you
why I he thinks you're annoying really
well dude
[ __ ] [ __ ] you don't even know me you
don't even know me I really you're the
dear Lord you know what I'm not the dear
Lord he is
sacred that is not okay seriously put
the RO down
no wow I'm too mask well irrelevant I
really don't even like know him so he
has no impact on my life no offense he's
but I don't care he doesn't like me he
doesn't even know me he's funny as hell
and
not commenting on us whatsoever you know
that's probably he comments on everyone
what he comments on everyone I know but
I'm not commenting on this situation oh
I'm sure all of you know the song I knew
you were really you have to blow the
smoke near the lens of the camera are
you serious you really going to put your
foot near my
cereal a song I KN shut up I
I the song is I knew you were troubled
by Taylor Swift she's talking with
me I have syphilis I'm sorry join the
club Tyler are you serious pretty now
okay it's pretty give me it to me
there's a video going on now that we
were just made aware of like a day or
two ago and it involves a goat the name
of the video is I knew you were a goat
when you walked in and it
goes T
Swift I've been talking for like a
minute or so you stop being so quiet
it's a shame of me now me
places
now that's what the trouble trouble
trouble I'm scared you should be I was
afraid of [ __ ] I'm afraid of goats I
love that video so do I I haven't talked
I haven't talked like at all this
episode I know it's pretty depressing
but we're not Tak we're not taking I'm
tired extremely I ran like a good he's
an idiot jump randomly jumps out of a
car while we were just sitting I I told
Tel turn that song Tren Trent yeah take
us home shout out to Dan P take you home
take us home end the video what I'll
take us
homeing about that that I was about to
say I'm like what the [ __ ] Tyler has a
car here why am I taking you home let's
let's bit us