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One is the Loneliest Number that you'll
ever do
two can be as bad as one it's the
loneliest number since the number one
what's up guys it's your boy Benny I
bring you good news from the war in
Ukraine today something I've never said
on a show before but here we go Ukraine
has been denied membership into the
little elitist Club known as NATO that's
a good thing that means that we are
beginning to see de-escalation in this
conflict and zelinski's outrage which is
also a good thing because zielinski is a
persecutor of Christians he's a torture
of free speech and free movement and
freedom of the press he's banned
elections in his Nation he is a teeny
teapot dictator who's now big mad that
the Biden regime after funding him 200
per American is what has gone to Ukraine
a hundred billion dollars is what has
gone to Ukraine
um
boom shakalaka here we have the moment
where everyone's finally hopefully
coming to their senses it's
unprecedented and absurd in a time frame
is not set to give Ukraine NATO
membership well that's a good thing that
we don't have escalation here I don't
want to die in some trench in Ukraine
you don't want to die in some trench in
Ukraine nobody in Ukraine or Russia
wants to die in some trench in Ukraine
this is a good thing de-escalation is a
good thing you have to give people an
off-ramp uh there needs to be a ramp
given to zielinski apparently even at
the NATO Summit however uh because he
was uh Too Short
um to even see eye to eye with most of
the members uh here standing on stage
you can see these humiliating and
degrading photographs that are now uh
popping off on the internet of zelinski
sort of looking on forlorn uh at this
Gathering uh one of these things is not
like the other it's a big Club
and you're not part of it yeah that's
right I don't like Voldemort zelinski I
don't like him this had nothing to do
with Ukraine and Russia I don't like the
dude look at this guy
super creepy look at this guy
this is Tucker Carlson said he's sweaty
and rat like come on how are you
supposed to ever trust this guy listen
this Ukraine as you may have heard is
led by a man called zielinski and we can
say for a dead certain fact that he was
not involved he couldn't have been
zelenski is too decent for terrorism
now you see him on television it's true
you might form a different impression
sweaty and rat like a comedian turned
oligarch a persecutor of Christians a
friend of BlackRock
but oh no yes yes he's but no no no this
he is the most noble
and gracious
and generous and benevolent leader he's
so gracious and generous that he's
canceled the election so that no one can
ever run against him and he's banned the
political parties that wish to run
against him and he's banned churches and
Christian priests and parishes
that's right that's how wonderful he is
he's banned free speech and he's shut
down
Publications that write bad things about
him yeah he's just everything that you
could ever want in a little proxy
Warrior who clearly didn't get the um
dress code for this event when everyone
gives you tons of money and you get your
kicked so they don't want you in their
little Club yep
what a sweaty little drugged up creep
through this guy
well this guy so ungrateful too today
he's like today he's like at a press
conference talking about how ungrateful
he is for the aid that America has given
him
serious question why does a man
everywhere he goes wear a military
outfit does not wear a suit because he
is an actor and he has to look the part
he is an actor a bad one at that when
you realize your NATO Crush only like
she has a proxy
fix your Orban one of the uh greatest
leaders in the world uh the
um president of Hungary
he is saying in a statement uh we don't
want to give any more weapons to Ukraine
we should be bringing peace to Ukraine
fact check true
look at these photos from the NATO
Summit to understand the extent of
zelinski's popularity this this is the
chief of NATO
uh how about how about nearer
how about Nair
how about near the memes are starting
too you must be this tall to start world
war three
and Baltimore zielinski
left behind
NATO bestseller
oh oh
getting ridden
I don't want Russia to win
I don't I don't like preemptive War I
don't like defensive I don't like any
War
not anymore I was I was tricked one time
in my life one time I was tricked I was
young and I was Dumb and 9 11 happened
and so as a young dumb kid I was like
Yay War
because Saddam or something no stupid
stupid and and then and then tens of
thousands of uh my brethren uh were
slain in deserts
for absolutely no reason
it's wrong
because uh it's speaking of going
nuclear there's uh zielinski zelinski
has a sad sad Kermit meme
come on let me join
so let's get it
sitting at the table by himself
staring off into the abyss yeah Pablo
Escobar is it Adam Adam
yeah
when you don't know anyone at the party
or they don't want to know you oh this
is a good one you
if you are a supporter of the war in
Ukraine you must see this photo
it is
the photo you must see and this is the
clip view that you must watch the most
essential clip probably the clip that
got Tucker taken off air and going so
hard in on the war in Ukraine war in
Ukraine had made a lot of evil people a
lot of money they don't care about
zielinski they don't care about Ukraine
I'm your best friend
Vlad Voldemort I'm your best friend I'm
the best friend you got in this world
okay these people don't care about you
they're making their own money
and you're the one suffering you and
your people are the ones suffering you
as you prolong this war it's you who
suffer and these people get rich and
then they laugh in your face and behind
your back I'm best friend you got on
this planet I'm the one who's actually
telling you the truth
you should do everything you can to come
to peace and to come to terms and just
be done with this
peace at all costs that's what I believe
that's also what Tucker Carlson believes
when he was actually calling out uh this
from day one day one there's only one
man in media that actually called it all
out it was Tucker watch this the media
the Congress the White House they all
love this weird little guy called Sam
bankman free do you remember that
somehow we were reminded of it today
when the president of Ukraine arrived at
the White House dressed like the manager
of a strip club and started to demand
money amazingly no one threw him out and
said they did whatever he wanted
American taxpayers declared Joe Biden
will continue to give zielinski whenever
he demands for quote as long as it takes
tellingly Biden ever specified what it
is as long as it takes to do what
push the Russian army back to
pre-invasion borders
sounds reasonable that's what most
Americans likely assume those who are
still paying attention but that is not
what zielinski means and it is not what
he is asking for
zelenski is demanding regime change in
Russia just like in Iraq in Libyan a
long list of other failed States except
this time in the heart of the Eurasian
land mass next door to the entire
civilized world
that's what zielinski has called for
repeatedly in every dollar we sent to
him goes toward that end
at this point he's getting a lot closer
to achieving it so what happens if he
quote wins
what is the ensuing chaos look like
thought about that
who's going to secure the world's
largest nuclear Arsenal once we help
zielinski topple the Russian government
who replaces Putin
strangely those topics did not come up
today
because that wasn't the point the point
of today's visit to Washington was not
to make the world more stable or make
wise decisions much less to help America
that's always at the bottom of the list
the point was to fawn over the Ukrainian
strip club manager and hand him billions
more dollars from our own crumbling
economy
it is hard in fact it may be impossible
to imagine a more humiliating scenario
for the greatest country on Earth
and we would love to blame Joe Biden for
it but we can't really not entirely at
least this was bipartisan masochism
the uniparty is Alive and Well despite
the best efforts of Voters including
last month and if you doubt that it's
alive and well here's a picture of
zelenski that he had taken with a group
of elderly Republican senators in Kiev
back in May
they stand grinning next to him in their
orthopedic shoes 70 year old Susan
Collins John barrasso John cornyn led by
their 80 year old ringleader Mitch
McConnell 44 year old zielinski poses
between them in a skin-type polo shirt
flexing like a weightlifter and trying
to look ferocious they sing with
awestruck
yes
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