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let's have a look and see what we've got
tonight we've got jellyfish here we have
Vienna sausage juice shooter we have our
trusty friend the Bulls penis we have a
bug trifle now this bug trifle includes
crickets worms and topped with a
scorpion
we've got bird saliva a June bug jello
three chili pepper smoothie and finally
turkey testicles okay I am NOT gonna eat
again for the next week okay so Arnold
neither of us have seen the questions
you're gonna ask me a question first so
what would you like me to eat if I don't
answer how about the bird saliva you're
gonna give me the bad side okay oh geez
all right so okay if you have the
ability to cancel one of the late-night
talk shows which would it be
come on you can thing I'd like to cancel
all of them but I don't that's not a
good answer that would be great for us
if I could cancel any other which one
would I cancel come clean
you can do it look me in the eyes don't
look at the food because you're gonna
answer it do it now
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oh my god I'm sorry sure what's
happening
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anything negative about any of the
wonderful men and women on late-night so
cheers Arnold Oh Scott like bits in it
finish it
all right Arnold
I am gonna give you the three chili
pepper smoothie okay right there and
here's your question
Arnold's in the public's eye politicians
have a reputation for lying while you
were governor what is something you said
or did that you knew was a lie answer it
answer the question when you're over
there okay okay and let me give you the
shot there's a time when the governor
signs spills or vetoes them so when you
beat her a bill from the legislators
then you ride a veto message or there
was one legislature that it didn't like
at all and so I vetoed his bill but I
wanted to make sure that he really gets
the message so I wrote each line with
and the veto message each line had to
start with a certain letter then when
you go down the line it says you
and that at the press conference the
next day when they discovered that the
press they said to mrs. did you know
that is it you yeah and I said no no way
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I know I did not know that
okay tell me spin this round
tell me what you would like me to eat or
not eat Oh Bulls penis Bulls penis to me
it's all chopped up anyways you don't
have to worry about the whole thing
alright okay here we go alright go for
it okay oh you recently attended a
wedding that was also attended by a
banker Trump what did you talk about
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this is questions what did you talk
about right I will forget the army now
is this English stuff forget all that
okay that's English Tom in the army you
know it doesn't help you here
I will say this I was I was a little
drunk I expect nothing and I was with
Orlando Bloom okay who I think was
equally if not slightly less drunk than
I was and we were stood at the bar and
what did you say and Ivanka was also at
the bar and I can't I can't 100%
remember it but I remember that that we
quite drunk and we started going Ivanka
you can do something you can do
something you can do something you can
make a difference you can make a
difference you could make it better and
Ivanka stuck with her funk I was going
I'm trying
and then the night carried on I kept
drinking and then the next day it was
like a two-day wedding and the next day
there was like a drinks thing in the
afternoon and I'd forgotten all about it
until I saw her across this sort of
garden and it all came and she just said
I bet you've got a headache this morning
so that was what I talked to about
okay you know I'm gonna give you Arnold
I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you
the jellyfish okay okay Arnold
in the 90s you in a group of other
a-list celebrities opened the Planet
Hollywood themed restaurants be honest
if you weren't an investor would you
have ever eaten at Planet Hollywood
what's so funny about that
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are you laughing at me are you laughing
at me well the bottom line is that I
remember still going back after I sold
my entire sheis or everything we still
went back but I didn't go back for the
food but I went back because of other
celebrities being there and because of
the great merchandise and all the stuff
that they had there so yes it did go
back that wasn't the question the
question was would you if you weren't an
investor would you still eat a Planet
Hollywood I hate some chicken fingers
yes
you're trying to choose what you'd like
me to what would you like me to eat here
okay Oh bug trifle okay and a scorpion
that is really wild because I wanted to
ask you the question myself because you
just renewed your contract with CPS
another three years don't read me the
question how much money was involved in
this
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did Big O mark off not enough money to
pay me to play this that was very
correct
oh I have to say that because that looks
ugly over there okay you just either
school I'm well aware of what you state
thank you on it all right
Arnold here we go I am gonna give you
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I'm gonna keep it I'm going to give you
the turkey testicles right there turkey
balls here we go Arnold you and Donald
Trump have a long history together
recently you've had a very public feud
but you've also known each other since
the 80s what is the worst thing you've
heard Donald Trump say in private
well actually in in private the always
was very nice symmetric the last
conversation I had with him a private
conversation was when he called me and
asked me for his for my endorsement when
he ran for president and I declined and
since then everything that he says about
me or to me he's in Twitter which which
sucks yeah yeah so I mean so I think it
was always kind of nice in private but
in public I think that is very
mean-spirited what he says I mean this
is the first time in the history of
spill your guts
but nobody's eaten me I can't believe
you have any in anything what but I mean
I have to be honest that this were not
really tough questions I thought they
no really honestly I thought there would
be some tough question I'm really gonna
go look let's try this one shall we yeah
okay Arnold you're one of the biggest
action stars of all time and you starred
in The Expendables with Sylvester
Stallone Jason Statham and Mickey Rourke
rank those co-stars on their acting
ability from best to worst
so that's the Stallone Jason Statham
Mickey Rourke
best to worst I will have to start with
I I start with
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