so today we're going to be doing
something just a little bit different
because i'm not the only one that can
create unnecessary inventions you guys
are also submitting them over on the
unnecessary invention subreddit well
technically i do own the trademarks the
name unnecessary inventions so we'll
just say you guys are making some
useless creations even though
unnecessary doesn't mean useless you get
what i'm saying and if you didn't know i
had an unnecessary invention subreddit
we've got
347 000 members in there and i think i
even started it before this youtube
channel so i post all of my inventions
there people submit inventions they
found on the internet they send
submissions for new ideas that they want
to see me build but you guys are also
submitting the inventions that you
created into the subreddit so today i'm
gonna check out those inventions and
tell you what i think so i'm gonna go
ahead in here and sort the inventions by
user invention so those are all the
inventions that are just submitted by
you guys okay so the first one here is
called the robot will smith i kind of
have a feeling when this one's going
what did you say
gi jane ii
okay i will i will
i wonder if that invention only works
when he says that or if it works if you
say a whole bunch of different things
but it definitely did not look like it
was fun to get hit in the face
wait what's it let's see what's his name
approved trash 56 i approve of the
invention let's see him get hit a couple
more times
okay this next one is looking like a
peak unnecessary invention for me the
fishing rod koozie because we are just
as happy catching a buzz as we are
catching a fish i don't fish but hey
sure i'll believe it why wouldn't you
like a nice cold one while you're
catching a big old hog do they call fish
hogs i have a friend that fishes i think
he calls them hogs all right let's watch
it
oh finally
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okay so i didn't think of it the first
time i saw the invention but if you're
throwing your fishing rod back and forth
your beer is gonna go everywhere peak
peak unnecessary invention tumor right
there i'd use it so if i'm gonna go
fishing send me the stl files and i'll
print one of those out okay the next one
is making me a little bit scared it says
warning almost not safe for work so am i
gonna get demonetized here auto coke can
shaker
looks like it's made out of lego i've
never known how people do that are they
like kits where there's like lego
electronics that you can make lego kits
with the electronics because i feel like
i'd want to try that out all right let's
watch it i was working in google today
and got bored when i had a couple of
hours free so i thought i'd shake my
okay so far usability we're getting like
a 2 out of 11. i thought i'd shake my
coke and see if i could excite things
let's try a different position okay he
just had to get that angle this is where
it becomes not safe for work what stubby
wants to just needs a little hand to
help it reach unfortunately it's not
compatible with anyone with micro cokes
you can see i was taking full advantage
of google's free snacks so i would say a
it is automatic it is automatically
shaking the can but i don't think you
can say it's shaking a can
almost
almost there concept
concept is definitely there execution
needs a little bit of work so i'm not
even going to try to pronounce that name
kerf kerf kerfuffle kerfuffled palatipus
kerfuffled platypus it got a lot of
upvotes so who cares if you got internet
points what else do you really need what
do the comments say add a little
silicone you can make some money well
you know all of the inventions i've done
in the past that were like somewhat
phallic and had something to do with
dicks are always the ones that do really
really well like the glizzy gripper the
cobb quickie absolutely knocked it out
of the park so you're on to something
here i made a robot that whips you with
a belt what is up with my followers and
wanting to hurt themselves i don't
condone violence i i do not condone
violence upon yourself upon anyone else
but
let's let's see what he does
he looks so happy why is he so happy
that he's gonna get whipped by a belt
oh the sound
the anticipation is oh that's too much
i love how proud of himself he is he's
like yep i got whipped by a belt but i
got whipped by a belt by a machine that
i built by myself you got to be proud of
your own creations if you're not proud
of it no matter what the outcome is why
build it there's some deep rooted trauma
here
somewhere yeah the first comment this
kid's missing his dad so much do you do
anything else with a belt whipping i
mean
that that sound i guess you can make a
thing that makes that sound just just
just this guy's look on his face
again he looks so proud that it looks
like he's in pain what is this one you
redditers seem to have enjoyed my
previous invention so here's another the
robot reads my facial expressions and
punches me every time i stop smiling i
call it the anti-depression machine i
mean if therapy doesn't work i guess
just forcing yourself through pain to be
happy that's not that's not what i do
that's not what i'm doing i'm happy i
promise i'm happy all right let's see
how happy this guy is as he gets hurt
all right smile
oh he's almost there he's um
how much of a smile does he have to do
oh
i guess that's enough
i've never i've never done anything with
facial recognition all right what is
actually oh it's a punching it's a
punching bag on us is that what it is a
punching bag on the hand
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over here how absolutely
buck wild the little piston it's going
that was good but pain pain what's up
with pain let's not hurt each other but
for the sake of entertainment let's keep
doing it is this the same guy i think
this is the same guy he said redditer
seemed to like my last invention so
maybe this was the one he originally
posted and you guys liked it so then he
posted the second one
as an introvert i always struggle with
people invading my personal space so i
built a lawn mower hat to whip every
time someone gets too close to my face
he's really trying to protect that face
smiling making sure no one gets close to
it let's see how this thing works oh my
god that looks deadly i can't really see
the wire
i like how he has to hold it on his head
or else it looks like it's going to
helicopter right away
oh it's spinning
oh
look at it shaking on his head
please
okay that thing looks
well i don't know if it's getting too
close i mean it just seems to be going
around and around i don't see anyone
getting too close to him
it's just doing its thing
you get that last facial expression he
is not sure this is one that i feel like
i have had people send me for invention
ideas for crocs were snow plows i'm up
in vermont it's nice and cold
let's check this one out boys listen up
crocs that's the best thing out there
for your feet they're good for running
they're good for swimming oh my god
that's that's lies they're not good for
running
don't don't lie i never i my inventions
100 truth never lie all right so they
snap right onto the front of your crocs
somehow there's some snow right there in
the middle
and you gotta do a little little shuffle
slide
i could get down with it i feel like
you should add like roller blades i mean
you look good shuffling but i feel like
if you had roller blades on and you were
just like glide except then it's winter
i feel like rollerblades and winter
don't mix very well so you just gotta do
the shimmy shuffle but the holes oh no i
didn't even think of the holes what
about if snow gets into the holes now
your socks are all wet so maybe like a
dome on the front to protect yourself
not bad pretty good
i'd use them i did just buy a house
actually so maybe i'm gonna have to
start cleaning up my driveway with my
croc snow plow my snow plow crocs more
pain why a robot that hates finger
tapping i can already tell that this
one's gonna be more pain why do you guys
like hurting yourself so much let's see
how much pain this one causes every time
i go to tap i get told to stop tapping
and it clamps down my fingers you know
very simple no just no okay it's a
gentle it's not full pain it's like a
hey by the way bud maybe you should just
cut this out instead of like a karate
chop
cut it out you're annoying
oh thanks now tapping becomes a thing of
the past with the lovely little
anti-tapper hey buddy why don't we why
don't we cut it out okay that sounds
like a good idea i built an auto nerf
gun that shoots me in the face
pain
pain i'm gonna have to
the whole theme of this video is pain
you guys are so smart and yet all you
want to do is hurt yourself no no more
pain
loaded
all right yeah so it looks like it is
tracking his face i wonder how
long
oh so maybe if that if the bullseye
no it's just going
i'm i'm not that smart i wish i was as
smart i mean i'm sure i could learn how
to do everything i've done so far i've
taught myself i just haven't taken the
time to learn programs like that i
wonder what it does basically if it just
finds oh oh i got it got it got it so if
you see there it found his face so then
it shot so when then when he's covering
his face and then he finds it turns it
red and fires the nerf right into his
face maybe it's like a home protection
device so like you put it in your fridge
and maybe can you i wonder if you can
have it detect different faces so then
like you open the fridge and if it's not
you opening the fridge then it shoots
the nerf gun off that could be a good
implementation of this technology into
some other technology i love technology
the ghost clip if james bond told ghost
stories he'd have one why does james
bond what's
the ghost clip
wholesome
it's story time
i love it perfect unnecessary invention
it does one thing it does one thing well
and it makes you look like a creep in
the dark i guess if you're telling a
ghost story you want to look like a
creep love the undertones really love
highlighting my undertones someone
reported it as spam why would that be
spam it's an unnecessary invention a
plus in my book i would like to humbly
present to you all the disco ball
squatty potty so you can go comfortably
and in style side note squatty potties i
bought a fancy ass squatty potty from
them it wasn't like the surgical medical
grade looking one fantastic poops that's
all i gotta say it's just the way nature
intended it to poop with your knees a
little bit higher up all you have to do
is spend a hundred dollars and you too
can poop like the neanderthals all right
let's see this disco ball squatty potty
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as i said i just bought a house and i'm
redoing one of the bathrooms myself
hopefully the lord willing disco ball
squatty potty it would fit the vibe
perfectly it's sort of the bathroom off
the party room so disco ball squatty
potty all you would have to do is under
light it with that ghost clip boom party
in the bathroom
they're having fun they're having a
blast
you might miss the toilet a little bit
if you're just trying to aim with a
squatty potty disco ball well i guess if
you're sitting it's kind of hard
to miss while you're sitting
i'm sure it's been done though
and then a furby and then at the very
end she turns into a furby honestly
thought this was an ad at first i love
when people are scrolling past my
inventions and they think it's actually
an ad and they just get so raged i don't
know why people are so angry on the
internet and they're like why would
anyone want to purchase this product
ever and then like 20 people then
comment like bruh look at his name
modern problems equal modern solutions i
think i already know where this one's
going classic problem i've actually
tackled it myself
when modern problems take the top off
perfect
can't get your hand in modern solutions
the pringle elevator
down with it simple see i feel like a
lot of people get too caught up in
making this like even i did when i did
it i made like a vacuum hose and you put
the vacuum hose on the thing and then
you put it down there and you sucked it
up quick little elevator but do you have
to take all the i guess it's not that
hard take all the chips out put in the
elevator put the chips back in and then
pull it up
super simple chef's kiss on the pringles
invention the pringle elevator the pring
pringle the sprinkle end in an e pringle
pringle at a
pringle elevator one word just one solid
word i i trademarked i'm throwing the tm
after that that's my idea i made an
automated beer pong game moving the cups
under the table with magnets magnets are
fantastic how do they work i don't know
but let's see how this works i'm already
loving it so far we got some coding
going on
different difficulty levels
you can't just have one difficulty
what if you're playing a frat bro and
he's just going to annihilate you in
beer pong i probably played in 10 years
so i'm gonna need difficulty one
so it goes underneath the table magnets
gotta love magnets
that that's cool i could get down with
that because beer punk it's boring is
that a game people still play if they do
it should be the automated beer pong
game with magnets by cross-eyed
cross-eyed corgi now there's an image
cross-eyed corgi
love it
simple
difficulty levels difficulty levels is
where you really got me that's like a
hand would that be like a handicap so
like someone plays on a difficulty one
and someone plays on a difficulty 10 or
maybe as the game goes on you make it
more difficult so many options love it
wholesome after all the pain we needed a
little bit of wholesome to end this out
so if you are not subscribed to the
unnecessary invention subreddit be sure
to go check that out and submit your
inventions over there and maybe i will
react to them over on this channel but
with that i'm gonna go and tell myself i
love myself and not cause any more pain
and go check out i got some stuff going
on 3d printers too someone go check
those out and i'll see you at the next
unnecessary invention
see ya
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