all right this is Billy Bob Tenley
played with I'm playing some GTA 5 for
ps4 it's been a while since I played
this game you know I had it for ps3 of
stuff that loved it is fat [ __ ]
man yeah Kevin Owens [ __ ] you say [ __ ]
you man you suck a big day yeah ever
gonna have some fun on here
I gotta member the control let's ban of
wild [ __ ] we're gonna driving the taxi
[ __ ] or whatever I got those guys
canceled on me so there's a job near you
right now
[Applause]
[Music]
perfect they're right around the corner
from you how the [ __ ] do you know man
I'm taxi driver the drunk tank see
drivers yeah where you at [ __ ] oh hell
yeah well she's alright yeah we're gonna
go how do you do this again
can't remember the clothes either
[ __ ] taxi master putty Pogue I hope
you're not throwing up in the backseat
plan yeah I'm the best driver in the
world I love playing the taxi man
faithful I should go on the business of
the taxi stuff which I love if I were in
the taxi business this is what you get
right here yeah I'm on the right side of
the road I'm Tori I'm being safe be okay
[ __ ] it's all right you're gonna be
okay I'll take you to your destination
you didn't show you yeah yeah
[Music]
these [ __ ] need to get on the
right you know the right side of the
road we're gonna on the world
[Applause]
[Music]
I love this taxi fastest yeah oh it's
not which it's gonna be y'all ride just
buckle up and shut your [ __ ] mouth
sounds like I say I'm the taxi - bill
that Bob would pay the taxi [ __ ]
I can we should I could put this car on
autopilot I'm climbing that back seat
and start folk look at the speed we're
gonna need people sonic speed gotta go
fast lot to solve it the hedgehog stuff
yeah yeah how far is this [ __ ]
destination I don't know if I want to
keep doing this [ __ ] these people you
know they're hitting me and stuff they
can't drive round this damn game I love
this job it's the best ever
I hope all you pay for enjoy my taxi
driving skills cuz I'm the best I'm the
best there is the best there was and the
best there ever will be hey [ __ ] you
want a beer back there you probably
don't
Oh what neighborhood are we in right now
I'll be almost yeah here we go
you're welcome [ __ ] that's all the
money I made well I'll just use it at
the buy some beer what should we do next
how's it looking out there dispatch
perfect timing I had a customer for you
right now all right
hmm another customer okay all yours
you're not far away
really better not be far away I hope
it's a hot [ __ ] watch out
got professional taxi driver kind of
threw gay look at these people the way
they drive on here a bunch of idiots
they can't drive word above get out of
my place [ __ ]
try to drive here and I get to my
destination
we're almost there - [ __ ] yeah where she
heard a girl say tax there you go
she looks pretty good she probably she
looks way better than the last one we're
going to go somewhere alright yeah where
do you want to go strip club or how
about back to my place yeah yeah you
love that would you this is the [ __ ]
sex taxi yeah yeah the billy-bob sex
taxi put it on pornhub damn Dara
are you so quiet back there please why
don't you say something
aren't you happy to see bill and Bob the
taxi man driver thing damn buddy got it
your destinations got to be so [ __ ]
far am i driving you across the world
[ __ ] this game is great don't blow your
horn at me [ __ ] I'm building
Bob the sixth taxi master driver then I
need another beer right now I'll drunk a
few before I got on here
I sell the way I could play good on this
game I drink a ton a player [ __ ] man
why's it got to be so [ __ ] bars [ __ ]
I'm not gonna play too much more this
game I'm Bob equip people you know I
should have been doing some other stuff
I should have got it set up right but
honest I'd do a taxi episode or whatever
the [ __ ] see how many of you people
actually like seeing me playing this
game you know maybe next time I play a
different run or play ball or deers do
some more stuff
it's taxi shit's kind of boring to be
Ashley the destinations too [ __ ] far
for one yeah yeah driving a destination
fast running off or anything that gets
in my way someone shut up before I pop
you in the mouth with my beer
oh god that'd be gay what the [ __ ] yeah
we're driving you to the restaurant
or data miser destination got myself are
you let paid me a shitload of money
[ __ ]
the [ __ ] the secret prostitute houses
where I'm taking them probably yeah yeah
come on we're almost there
God drive all this way what the [ __ ]
[ __ ] get out of my way I gotta
get tubed it up the hooker house the
prostitute place I'm a prostitute
sometimes except women paid me not
neither and I think we're here people
here you go [ __ ] your place get out
of the [ __ ] car [ __ ] oh wow that's
how much money and they 255
all right place what I'm gonna just get
out of here be sure to give the video
total up and stuff and I'm just gonna go
out here right now
drink some beer not complaining more of
this y'all have a nice day