10 000 subscribers
thank you guys so much for 10 000
subscribers on the channel that means 10
000 of you guys
that are begging me to watch more of
this show which is fine you know i'm a
people pleaser i give people what they
want so without further ado we're gonna
watch three more episodes starting with
a suggestion from ali salverson to watch
fecal attraction so to my now 10 000
subscribers
let's go
cedric was a rock and roller in dire
need
his tour bus had just broke down in
provo utah and he was out of drugs this
isn't happening oh there you go there's
his first problem he's british
uh now i'm not gonna say that he
deserves what's coming to him
i'm not gonna say that i'm just gonna
keep my mouth shut
i'm all out of drugs here
one of his roadies had a suggestion
yeah
you get high with your own ass
i love how he's like a sopranos mobster
trying to keep it on the down low like
hey tony i know how you can get high off
your own ass don't tell nobody keep this
on the low low also getting high off
your own ass is the best way to just set
the tone for the rest of the episode
you can't top that already
the roadie was referring to something
called
jenkum
jenkum is a recreational hallucinogenic
drug made by fermenting raw sewage this
would include defecating into a
container and sealing it and then
huffing it i'm sorry what
why
they're talking about jenkum like it's
some normal thing some normal practice
to do how are you gonna be that
desperate to get high and it's in the
middle of the day just go to a store get
some spray paint get some glue to huff
how are you gonna be this desperate dude
british people man every british person
has done this it's crazy soon enough
cedric was rolling down his own hershey
highway
for the next few days cedric went on a
jenkins bender
i'm gonna throw up dude i cannot imagine
just putting in a jar just going
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i
made myself [ __ ] gag just imagining
it this is the worst
the high uh from jenkum is very uh
similar to that of say rush or glue or
uh you know
paint who is this dude freak show a
jankologist there's jenkology now jesus
christ way to make it sound professional
hold on you know what i'm gonna call my
parents and tell them that i'm making a
career change to be a gencologist see
what they say
hey mom
hey so
uh quick question so
you know how i've always been in the
science and you know my current path
doing like computer stuff
isn't exactly what i'm trying to do um
i was looking into new jobs and i've
i've found that you can be a genkologist
uh what what do you what would you think
if i
went to the genkology field why do i
feel this is you're filming this
just just say it's a great idea just say
it oh awesome man
that sounds really cool this is thank
you mom i got your full support goodbye
i love you
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excellent
we're good to go boys shakeology i would
much rather be high than to be sober so
if i didn't have a choice
can i do it i mean i think we would all
rather be high than be sober but the
question is do you want to be high off
your own [ __ ] or do you you know have
any pride
i feel like i should have some left
unfortunately for cedric his ass stash
went dry come on give me something
oh victoria station
what the [ __ ] did he say victoria
station
victor vic victoria state victoria
station victoria station
what the [ __ ] is he saying victoria
station is that some british thing
that's another british fun fact for
y'all all british people when they're
constipated they yell out random britain
stuff when when they're trying to [ __ ]
oh rely me oh all the team crumpets the
queen's coggies oh goodness the
bridgeton family
british
massacres
oh the boston massacre
and then
a vision
ah yes
that was so cinematic for no reason it's
like he just found the holy grail to
zoom in just [ __ ] ah yes
hi jackpot
[ __ ] british accent's more australian
sorry about it and now since i'm playing
elden rings so much still i can't help
but see this and think of like like a
message written saying praise the dung
or something
it's in my brain i'm sorry i'm playing
elden rings so much
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the tank full of fudge sludge was
sending him into jenkins nirvana
one more hit and he would become one
with number two
holy [ __ ]
this never affects me i j
i genuine i'm not i'm not faking i
genuinely throw up a little bit in my
mouth i gotta take a break jesus christ
ah listen any other youtuber and i would
have been like oh he's playing it up for
the camera he's not throwing up in his
mouth but i i promise you this is
terrible i
this is the worst let's finish it gencom
and its composition includes methane gas
shut up nerd i want to finish the
episode cedric suffered a brown out
passed out
and then went
lights out
that was horrible i did not think it
would have that effect on me and to be
honest i really wanted to name this
episode like banned episodes but then i
found that no episodes of a thousand
ways to die were banned
so
a thousand ways to die a wiki
banned
episodes
way to die number 330 fecal attraction
was banned
due to patrick
deeming it unsafe
for viewing
there we go that is totally not
unethical and boom now the title is true
i deem it so next episode was suggested
by dark greninja chilly today dead
tomorrow
let's go
mary and larry are on a two-week bus
tour through the desert southwest it's a
medicine man mask uh oh classic white
people alert uh contrary to popular
belief i actually know a thing or two
about white people so uh this should be
interesting how much for that 650
what how much for that there chief one
thousand dollars i don't know but i
think he's trying to stick with us this
is peter griffin
dog that's peter griffin from the from
the family guy whoa
he's real holy [ __ ] they made family guy
real
larry spots something he can sink his
teeth into
hot peppers yes they are sir he does
know peppers he won the pepper eating
contest at the fourth of july picnic at
our church holy [ __ ] big man he won the
pepper eating contest at the 4th of july
picnic at their church holy [ __ ] he
probably ate like four habaneros he's a
monster mind if i try one of them please
sir don't those are very hot peppers
please don't eat them yeah i'm gonna try
it i warn you
i already know where this is going white
people can't handle their spicy food
it's just a fact i once spent a weekend
in the hospital after i accidentally ate
a hot tamale candy uh we've been new uh
so rest in peace peter griffin i warned
you i'm already
really hot
he even acts like a cartoon character
pepper heat is measured in scoville
units the ghost registers at a million
and a half damn one and a half million
scoville
it's almost as hot as the subscribers of
this channel
click it down below holy [ __ ]
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larry
dude i love this guy he's a cartoon
character
this is how i want to go out just going
larry grabs a drink out of the fridge to
douse the flames
which is the worst thing he could have
done
but not the deadly rattlesnake venom
that chief proudfoot collects for the
local university well
that'll do it
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why is this dude so nonchalant in the
background just arms crossed watching it
happen he knows what's in the fridge
does this happen weekly is he just like
damn another real life peter griffin i
gotta bury out back
i'm sorry but this dude literally could
have been like don't drink that
and they would have been avoided
he didn't care are you not gonna buy
anything you're just gonna eat my
peppers without asking
here's a drink
larry was a dummy who bit off more than
he could chew
and gave up the ghost
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i don't really know what else to say
about this one uh don't drink random
liquids uh peter griffin is dead peter
griffin is dead uh he looks like a giant
tomato here
uh yeah you know what i'll throw a plug
in the middle of the video hey watch my
last video about uh youtubers it's good
i turn into a v tuber not a lot of
people have seen it uh i guess it should
have ten thousand views since now i'm at
ten thousand subscribers so uh go watch
it now
[ __ ]
do it thanks next we have an episode
suggested by a couple people doggy
styled
they say there's no greater relationship
no truer display of loyalty than the one
between a man and his dog
i should know
that's me
sparky oh we're changing up the format
now the narrator is a dog and he's
making a funny
kind of voice
i do the same thing when i'm narrating
as my cat only it's a new york accent a
tony that's some gaba ghoul huh what's a
cat gotta do to get some fish around
here
see when i torture my cat for recording
we get snack cam snack cam
yeah
it ain't no gaba ghoul but it's good
stuff
if you could see inside my brain
here's what it looked like
i love eating
sleeping
sniffing crotches and digging holes hold
on a second is that
is that my brain eating yup sleeping yup
sniffing crotches
i used to love to lick my testicles
whoever invented neutering should have
theirs cut off ooh damn rest in peace
soldier and just for that i'll lick
enough testicles for the both of us
we human beings have
bred canines from the original wolf into
specific tasks that we want out of a
canine damn what is this drip david got
look at he's got dog remedy written on
the turtleneck he's probably got
probably a [ __ ] slayer written on the
back as well we gotta flush them out
yeah
flush them out why don't you
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sometimes i feel so stupid i mean it's
just a stick dog what are you doing you
just went on a whole spiel about how
your owners are dumb asses and you're
out here going dynamite
that looks like a stick to me you're no
better you're no better duke is that his
name his name's sparky why i just making
up names now
i'm a liar and a crook i actually like
this here you go fellas
oh oh a squirrel there go my genetics
again
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i like that sparky runs away before the
explosion because the showrunners know
that if they kill a dog everyone will
boycott um but now it just looks
premeditated it looks like he planned
this
what are you hiding duke
sparky what are you hiding sparky [ __ ]
the basic chemical makeup of a stick of
dynamite is simply a nitroglycerin and a
compound to stabilize it which is either
diatomaceous earth
or sawdust stick of dynamite has the
force of what they call two jewels a
single jewel is the equivalent of oh my
god nerd nerd shut up i'm like i will
swirl your ass
sorry i actually i actually do find it
very interesting the science behind this
show uh but it's not the best to react
to so for now uh nerd shut up uh go back
to the dog
these guys are always losing things
here you go i fetched your arm
damn dog is savage he said hey boys can
i give you a hand
hey and boys can i can i give you a hand
here
you you need it you need a hand here
i got one
i'm so funny why don't i why don't i
have 10 million subscribers get on it
guys come on
okay gentlemen
time to go it's dinner time i'm hungry
hello
i love that they play it out like the
dog doesn't realize and you're just
yelling at them
hello
get up what are you doing idiots why is
your head over there in a tree duke's a
bit of a dumbass
sparky
that was way to die 428 doggy styled
because again as we said in the episodes
past when i look like a baby uh
everything's got to be sexualized of
course it does those were some good
episodes thanks guys for the suggestions
uh i didn't really like the one about
the white people can't handle their
spicy food because i mean come on now i
actually have some hot tamales with me
right here and i don't think they're
that hot
but thank you so much for watching thank
you for 10 000 subscribers uh and watch
this episode if you haven't seen it
already not a lot of people have so uh
hope to see you guys in the next one and
have a going bye