[Nic lets out distorted screams]
"CW: Bees, Dark Humor, Sexual Humor, Flashing Images, Censored Language."
ERIC MILLER: Fun fact, there are about a hundred bumblebees around the world.
[jet sounds] Awesome.
Wait... [jet sounds]
That's bad... [jet sounds]
Bees have a dark side.
Only a few bumblebees have a dank side.
But where's the bumblebees?
Hibernating, until aroused by the sun.
Nearby a colony of tree bumblebees,
also called Bumbletrees occupy an old nesting box.
Our bumblebee queen happens by.
Of course, she's attracted to the sweet gains of the Bumble-bros.
Our queen seems hypnotized by the Buff-lebees
and their sick Bumble-biceps.
She's also attracted to the other bumblebee queen's bubble butt.
Our bumblebee queen happens to be bi.
But the love life of the bumblebee is shrouded in mystery.
The European Alps are shrouded in mist.
Mr. Bee is shrouded in dung and waste products.
And Misty is shrouded in fur,
just like the Furry Sisters!
However, there's no time to greet these fursuiters.
Now is the time to watch The Next Generation.
[Star Trek: TNG theme but the pitch droops over time]
[whoosh] ♪
ERIC: Worf is a Klingon.
Thanos kills Dumbledore.
It's true.
Bumblebees have only one goal:
To feast on delicious churros.
Nobody eats this special churro covered in lava, puke,
and Bumble-bath water.
Between twenty-six and eighty-two hundred dollars a cup!
These commercial churros are highly controversial.
Many controversionists argue that they are capable of spreading falsehood.
But it's a fact that some books are filled with fairy-tales.
And it is a fair assumption that most textbooks are lies
and nothing else.
Gawrsh.
The mouse has spotted her.
MOUSE: I am the mouse! [voice of Shane Maux]
ERIC: "Oh, you're approaching me?"
Our queen bee's determined to fight.
[dramatic drums]
- I'm trapped!
- Yas, queen, go off!
Bumblebees have enemies.
Only a few bumblebees have Enebys.
Hah hah hah!
These commercial speakers suck. [crunchy-sounding string music]
They don't even speak. ♪
Useless box. ♪
There's another danger:
The Bumblebears.
They can smell honey from hundreds of feet away.
However, bears are extremely sensitive.
He seems nervous,
seen by the fact that he retreats
out of respect for the bumblebees' treats.
[somber music] LOL. Cope harder.
He waddles away.
BRYANT: Waddle waddle ♪
'Til the very next day, ♪
bom bom bom bom bom bom ♪ [pitch increasing unnaturally]
- I like calling the bumblebees "Bumble-b**ches"
However, the bumble-b**ches hate this rudeness
that until rEcently was was beliEved to be LEthal for bumblebEE hives,
which is a small colony.
Also called "Smolony".
Also called a "Cult of bees"
They're all workers.
JAVERT: You know what that means! ♪
- The Bee Beater.
The large Beef looks like a bumblebee at first snot.
This is a fly with an [slowed] Extremely Long
proboscis. Also called "Bumble-beak"
It's a case of co-evolution
where two species develop unicies.
The monkshood depends on this bumblebecies.
Furf. Sss. For pop urf. Seesees.
For pollilop urf. Seesip sees pee seas.
Humblebees.
This species creates tats for a variety of creatures.
Some of them visible under a microscope.
Hi mountains!
Hey meadows!
Hi mountain meadows!
These hay meadows are land-made manscapes.
Autumn has finally arrived.
JAVERT: You know what THAT means! ♪
- Kiss kiss, fall in love!
[♪ Sakura Kiss for Strings ♪]
KE$HA: I am in love ♪ ♪
With every bee. ♪ ♪
I'm not asleep, ♪ ♪
I'm up for the bee. ♪ ♪
So if it's just tonight ♪ ♪
The animal inside ♪ ♪
Let it die ♪ ♪
[strings continue underneath]
- No bumblebees. I hate bumblebees. No room for bumblebees.
We don't like bumblebees. Bumblebees are bad.
Bumblebees go away. Bumblebees keep out.
Bumblebees suck. Doom on bumblebees.
Dispose of bumblebees. Bumblebees' days are numbered.
[pitch steadily increasing] Fall bumblebees. Bumblebees disappear.
[voice becoming demonic] More dead bumblebees! Give up, bumblebees!
Attack bumblebees! Kill bumblebees!
Bumblebees die! Total bumblebee destruction!
[strings rise to a tense chord] Death to bumblebees! Die, bumblebees!
[music stops]
[calmer orchestral music eases in]
[cart sounds] ERIC: Hey, you! You're finally awake.