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you lose go trade offer
i receive the presidency you receive no
jobs no gas
no menthol cigs no coherence and no mean
tweets
i've seen many variations of this meme
and this is the best one
this most truthful one too there's no
need to panic
my son is an oil and gas expert guys
that's true
hunter you know he worked for uh barista
he's this gas expert
he's gonna be able to help fix things
with this colonial pipeline mess
so don't worry don't worry about this
gas shortage guys if the two richest men
in the world couldn't keep their wives
happy
then how am i supposed to
gwyneth paltrow broke down and ate bread
during quarantine what was your lowest
point
oh no poor gweneth i can't believe it
was so hard for her she has had to eat
bread
she had to eat bread these celebrities
they're so
in touch with the general public you
know i just
it it breaks my heart to see this i'm so
sorry for you
gweneth itis what was your lowest point
what was your lowest point oh no oh the
the horror are there any medium rappers
they're always big or little
no no he's got a point he has got a
point why
why is that i mean didn't we haven't we
killed the
the lil name and the big name
can't we be a little bit more original
here please rappers come on
no matter how i read this sign i still
have questions
carpet for your only hole
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dollars you read it the other way carpet
your hole
for only 99.
who do owns this business what's wrong
with you come on
home depot it'll cost an additional 150
dollars for delivery
dads um
yeah you got to do what you got to do
150 bucks is 150 bucks
i mean you can use that 150 bucks to fix
this hubcap here too
but this is this works a little bit
a little bit unsafe i'll say but if you
secure it you gotta
save 150 bucks do you think biden knows
what planet he's on today
no 95 i love democracy
there's actually i want to say there's
well over a hundred thousand votes on
this poll now
um and it's still about the same i think
it's at 95 percent
no people don't think he knows what plan
is on uh what do you think
go vote on this poll let me know let me
know on the community tab here on this
education youtube channel
do you think body knows what planet he's
on today it's an it's a valid
honest question kids in movies will see
this on the table
take a sip of orange juice and say i'm
late for the bus
that's a fact check true that is a thing
in movies i don't know why
if drugs aren't allowed in sports why is
makeup allowed in beauty contests
he's out of line but he's right yeah you
guys
that is an enhancer
it is i mean makeup is not
a part of your natural being so it is an
enhancement right
why is that allowed in beauty contests
we need to stop this this is not okay
vaxhol a person who intentionally gloats
or brags about their vaccination status
in order to signal to others
their moral superiority individuals who
display this characteristic
have a propensity to also display
narcissism there's a lot of truth in
this
um and you know what that's your choice
i respect your decision
to get the vaccine or not get the
vaccine and that right there just saying
that
promoting the idea of individualism and
liberty is controversial you can't say
that you can't say that guys you can't
say it's your decision
you should use your own brain and i do
want to say
that people like this that get the
tattoos and say i got the vaccine i'm
morally superior
to you they make me not want to get it
even more and i'm just being honest with
you i'm just telling you how it is the
more you
jam this down people's throats the more
they want to give you the middle finger
and not get it so stop like how do you
not realize this
and again it goes back to this it's this
sense of being
morally superior this narcissism that we
see all across
our country sadly no one cartoon
characters when they run
fact check true that's a fact check true
angry ghost of chris farley appears to
haunt current saturday night live cast
rip chris farley r.i.p yeah uh and
he should be angry and he should be
haunting them because snl
sucks they're terrible make snl great
again fire the whole cast
get some new talent in there they need
it it's desperately needed they suck
do not watch this if you get scared
easily
you have been warned
[Laughter]
what's wrong with you come on i'm not
kidding you we had that clip on here
before
someone angry hate mailed me angry that
this talk was shot i swear to god
americans
stop at the american post about guns and
fast food there's more to us than that
the more the more
is ingenuity alright i appreciate this
post because there is more to us
than just guns and fast food we have
ingenuity
if we have to we do this right uh i
disclaimer youtube i'm telling people
not to do the bag thing don't put your
uh your gas in bags that's that's a
horrible idea whoever thought that was a
good idea you're an idiot
brighter days are ahead reminder she's
on a private jet
wearing a mask after being vaccinated it
makes total sense right i know
it's just brighter days are ahead
only fanstar plans to livestream birth
for 12
000 and has offers to sell her
breast milk what
that is um
if you need the cash i guess and if
someone's willing to
if there's a demand for this i guess
but just being honest it's
freaking weird that's pretty really
really weird honestly
the government unveiling all the
miracles it's gifted society
very accurate i mean you can you can say
that there's probably some stuff that
the military has developed but
the private sector tesla spacex for
example can do it much much better
i mean there's no question about it
pronouns u.s federal agencies
colonial pipeline cyber attack isn't
this hilarious you got the cia and all
these
three-letter places making these woke
social justice promotional videos
they're worried about using pronouns uh
and then you got
these people hacking the pipelines and
getting
ransom payments of five million dollars
in bitcoin
they can't stop that but they're they
they want to force this down everyone's
throats
priorities guys priorities that's where
we are today that's where we are with
our government today
ever notice how dogs only come in male
and female
and cutting the balls off doesn't make
it female
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maybe you're wrong maybe it does make it
female huh everything about that one huh
new profile pic the goat the goat if you
don't know what that means
he's on board the bitcoin train that's
right tom brady's on board let's go
remember chucky this is what it looks
like now
the fact check true that's a recent
photo from this year in 2021
um i am actually having like flashbacks
right now that was
so terrifying to me as a kid uh and to
know that he's still around
and he looks even scarier like this
i might have uh some more nightmares
tonight wow just vaccinated
listen i'm talking about look at this
morally superior person
flaunting their vaccination and their
moral superiority oh man how do we live
up to this guys
how do we live up to this survived
college without becoming a liberal
i will say that this is actually worth
noting this is a very very rare thing
today with all the the extra the social
justice credits you have to take in
college these days this is a very rare
thing you know
it's hard to not be brainwashed when you
come out of college it's just a simple
fact now
my teacher made all the boys in my class
stand up and say sorry
for the way women were treated in the
past so i stood up and said girls
say thank you to all the men that died
in world war 1 in world war
ii and all the other wars women could
have done it better guys women could
have done it better
i had to throw this in here i took this
picture i have never seen this on a
bottle of beer
apparently this is on many bottles of
beer but this was a corona
they put don't drink while pregnant on
there
this is the level of idiocracy we are in
today
on the bottles of beer pregnant women
need to be reminded not to drink
apparently apparently nobody knew this
people didn't know this and they have to
get warned about it
i just i i i couldn't believe it i sure
could go for a mean tweet in 179 gas
right now i don't know about the mean
tweets guys that just really hurt my
feelings but
um 179 gas yeah that sounds amazing the
national average
was up to 302 the other day highest in
over seven years i want to say so
and it looks like it's going up too
that's what we get that's what we get
mom uses a trash can to contain her baby
while she
crochets in the park 1969.
holy i oh man
is that a real picture where was the
outrage then kids in cages this is an
actual kid in a cage
like a trash can cage this is why our
generation's messed up man
when i was a kid i thought that
quicksand was going to be a much bigger
problem than it is
yeah can we get a figure down in the
comments how many quicksand deaths are
there throughout the world
every year i need to know this because
i did think this was a big problem back
when i was a kid it was in every movie i
mean
tip of the day if you are pouring
concrete by a pond that has
ducks it's not a good idea to let the
whole crew go to lunch at the same time
what is that like a stampede of ducks
holy that's a bad idea that's that's
a lesson for everyone don't do that 1986
2018 holy
crap holy crap
[Music]
what the hell is going on with tom
cruise
what is his secret he looks exactly the
same while this lady aged about
50 years no offense to her but she did i
[Applause]
mean
70 of men would rather die early than
give up
meats i mean that right there that steak
looks too good to not eat for the rest
of your life that i
i'd say this is uh i'm in that 70 for
sure
americans on their way to get the kova
jab so they can be healthy
[Laughter]
i mean it's pretty true
i mean projected jobs report actual jobs
report
this was uh this happened while i was
gone
what a weird photo like who is the
photographer here
like i don't know what's going on it
looks like
biden is a giant next to is it carter's
wife
president carter's wife i think that is
i don't know what's going on here but
this is um actually a fact check true as
well
the projected jobs report was like a
million
came in less than 300 000. inflation was
higher
the ppi was higher everything was higher
than projected because the experts
oh the experts they know so much they
know what they're doing they're all
wrong
on all these things how how if you've
ever had your ass beat with one of these
then you're probably not out riding
oh what is is that a remote a remote
control
and a flip-flop that's a new one i that
never happened
i never got the belt either wooden spoon
yes
grammar nazis when they spot errors on a
suicide
notes
that's dark um but this is also
the same thing i compare grammar nazis
people that you know
you gotta correct theirs and the twos
they are similar to the moral superior
covent flaunters the vaccine flaunters
that's why they do it this is moral
security i'm smarter than you i know
that you're supposed to use
t-h-e-y y apostrophe r e and not t h
e i r same thing same thing it's always
sad when you see someone eating alone
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okay that's officially the dumbest joke
of the day yeah
congrats back in my day joe rogan had
hair and made people eat
bugs for money okay grandma let's get
you to bed
she's not wrong he did
and i wish he still did that that was a
good show i liked that show back when he
did it when ludacris took over i wasn't
as good i don't know
when you got to eat synthetic steak
dinners by yourself
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that's sad yeah you gotta eat the
synthetic steak by yourself
is what it is you know when you're comfy
but just a little bit hot
you always stick a leg out of the covers
when you're hot gotta just emptied my
401k
invested my new retirement fund this is
actually not a bad idea
for anyone uh to go out and buy as many
of these as you can because this is
about to be gold
i don't recommend you empty your 401k
but
buying in surplus here you might make a
few bucks if
youtuber moves the dislike button we
should just comment
dislike instead
you ever sit for so long that your butt
feels like this
stupid but yes i have what do sigmund
freud and bill cosby have in common they
both explored the unconscious
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i cannot believe i have not seen that
meme before but that is
true i mean you can't deny that maybe it
wouldn't be so heavy if they use their
arms
who made this box come on
the best way to listen to country music
by far is cruising around on a hot
summer day
with the windows down in the sunroof
open if you do that
all that wind noise almost completely
drowns out the music
that offends me i love country music
that is very offensive
the fastest female sprinter in the world
is american runner allison felix
a woman with more gold medals than usain
bolt her lifetime best for 400 meter run
is 49.26 seconds based on 2018 data
nearly 300 high school boys in the us
alone could beat it
wow this is transphobic you are
stating facts that are real this is
actually real
real numbers you are implying that
you know men and women are made
different biologically
this is very transphobic i'm offended
how dare you
wow i just can't believe this wow
asteroid misses earth by 12 000 miles
nasa scientists this is true i mean you
always see these articles
pop up a couple of times a year it seems
like there's going to be a close flyby
of earth by this meteorite and if it hit
earth it would destroy earth
and then you look and you click on the
article and it was like literally
more than 12 000 miles we're talking
like sometimes
hundreds of thousands of miles away from
earth and they make it into this big
deal
is it a big deal i don't know i don't
think so but mother trucker
we broke up over a year ago why did i
just find out you still play chess on
messenger with my dad
stop real chess players know that just
because you lost a queen
doesn't mean you give up on a king
chess player is this true by the way is
anyone on the chess app
i will challenge you i'll challenge you
all day every day
let me know in the comments what your
username is and maybe i'll send you a
friend request
we named him richard
grow up grow up
shame on you poor kitty when you're
thinking about having that third donut
oh my god that's a fat cat wow
at this point you have the third donut
there's no going back that's yeah just
have it
it looks like you're pregnant i'm
pregnant no but it looks like you are
um yeah if you want to get punched in
the face
do that say that but i i don't recommend
it yeah i'm into fitness
fitness whole pizza in my mouth
dumb sea world what's sea it's
pool world that brings up a good point
yet why do they call sea world
doesn't make sense this video is for
anybody with a beard
who is thinking of shaving it don't
remember you
are ugly under that
you know i can't even grow a beard you
know when it happens it comes in all joe
dirt like
uh so that's that's me but
do any of you guys have this problem let
me know italian people when americans
use
miles per hour instead of pasta per
mamma mia
biden proposes two trillion dollar bill
to study what's causing inflation rates
to rise
the sad part about this is i actually
think this is something that could
happen
using all these stupid stupid reasons to
just throw trillions
here and there it's nothing just print
it keep the printers at full speed
you know i have 1 000 mars bars in my
fridge and my mate has one in his
i've pressured him into giving his to a
homeless person this is how celeb
charity appeals work
i've always said this why aren't the
celebrities given everything they have
to the problems in the world they don't
do that but they tell you to do that
and you have a lot less than them stop
listening to these idiots
when they virtua signal and tell you to
do something because
they have no superiority over you they
live in a different world
poor kids are just as smart as talented
as white ones
joseph baden he actually said that don't
forget he actually said that this is
this is him
states are lifting outdoor mask mandates
you guys have been wearing masks outside
i actually thought the same thing this
whole time it's like what do you
why would you wear one outside ever
throughout this whole thing
and there was something in place where
you did have to wear one i i
tuned out the cdc and biden all these
experts
a long time ago so i was i was actually
surprised that people were doing this
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