I'm here
let's go let's ride
right okay guys oh what's up hey hey
hello
um thank you first of all everyone who
came to this uh to play fortnite for the
final day of no building uh should be
fun event and uh and and winner of this
the the only the first place uh all four
will receive a golden bidet
what I what that's it that's it
everybody go Squad up enter your
discords and we're gonna get this [ __ ]
going in like five minutes five back
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hold on oh God oh God we're starting
matchmaking I need to go back to whoa
oh my God we're coming in boys
this is the moment we've been waiting
for
eign
oh I'm coming with you Danny I'm scared
I'm scared oh my God I think this is a
weapon I'm really not sure I really wish
I could just put this away oh my God
it's a blowtorch yeah
Caleb come here right next to me I'm
coming up come here we need to use it
now
we're running out of time okay go ahead
now we're exposed good work I'm here
you could have just walked around into
the opening
wow we're doing so well already what the
[ __ ] this is nuts
all right we're good let's go
we have to shoot it a lot so it takes a
lot of little alerts teams of where
we're at I gotta revolver boys boys oh
my God
all right I'm playing this so tactical
right now I'm checking all of our
surroundings with the sniper right now
we're clear oh shots shots
which direction they could be anywhere
I'm just moving I'm moving around like
I'm mad man Marco I got some gold boys
my movement is so clean right now it's
like I'm playing Apex
there's a chug Splash here is that good
yeah we want a chug splasher yeah it's
pretty good those are pretty good they
do both Health um if no one else has a
spot I can use it I could drop the
fishing pole for it yeah yeah drop the
fishing pole we're obviously wait guys
hide in the bathroom oh [ __ ]
yeah keep us updated Danny we're in the
shooter
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we'll hit him with this the stinky
Ambush first does anybody know if they
can see us with the thermal rifles while
we're in here wow that's such a big
brain question to ask yes
they absolutely are cheating they're on
top of the roof okay just don't get out
yet just wait what's the point I'm gonna
come in the cave so they have to like uh
yeah run by us and then you guys can get
them they're coming they're coming right
now they're here they're both sides both
sides go go
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behind you guys
yo we just got dropped I dropped one
nice right here on me he's lit yeah
no I'm down I'm down he's lit right here
is there a friendly fire in this no
they're so low
oh
I downed one that didn't go very well
boys those guys killed me so fast time
to move jumping out of that toilet was
so disorienting I I only downed one guy
and then I soon realized I had a sniper
six grenades and nothing else except the
revolver if I had a normal rifle that
would have been a lot better I had the
Red Dot so I couldn't ads or I'd get
[ __ ] I feel kind of bad for Will Smith
well everyone felt bad for him with that
but after last night it's like yeah well
he's just kind of lost his [ __ ] mind
now and the whole way coming in puking
thing oh yeah
yeah he said he had so much sex that
when he was younger that now he comes
and pukes like puking or coming makes
him puke or something like that why
because he had so much sex here it is
Will Smith I used to vomit after
orgasming as a psychosomatic reaction
bro Hollywood is like on some different
[ __ ] it is it is some [ __ ] I don't know
he said I desperately need relief but
there's no pill for heartbreak I
resorted to homeopathic remedies of
shopping and rampant sexual intercourse
how how is shopping homeopathic I love
this huge difference between those two
yeah
I had sex with so many women and it was
so constituently constituently I'm
butchering that word disagreeable to the
core of my being that I developed a
psychosomatic reaction to having an
orgasm it would literally make me gag
and sometimes even vomit oh my God all
right boys let's get ready to [ __ ] all
right let's [ __ ] puke on him
yeah you never really
out of his cold dead hands they're gonna
catch some [ __ ] slaps catch his hands
real fast no chance he's partnering with
that oh my God there's no oh wait
there's no weapons here
are you safe girls uh I don't I don't
know if I'm getting attacked by like an
NPC or a person to be honest I'm not oh
it's an NPC now
probably not we don't have shields oh
doing the blimp still they're on the
blimp
oh what there's a [ __ ] tire here that
bounce me up all right does it really
have weapons I have a couple things I
have a thermal I I have no Shields there
there's a shotgun right here
um
guys don't [ __ ] with that tank
we're all just huddled in here afraid
all right
boys we gotta we got a man up all right
we can either go Daily Bugle or we can
go sanction Sanctuary from here yep yeah
I have an SMG and some shoddies we got
an SMG and nine sniper shots baby I have
a thermal so I can fight
let's go over here I'm coming let's take
this out of the bubble though over here
oh I see him let's get him as they come
in coming
foreign
I made them a little weaker well there's
another mountain or uh they're in this
house over there okay one of them one's
leaving
oh yeah I see him over here to the right
I am way off with this thermal I keep
expecting some kind of like bullet drop
or something and I'm aiming way too high
it's a laser
they're both in the water
I broke the shield on the guy by The
Rock
front guy
okay I say we push that they're very low
down here
five up down
oh I went down one down over here Stone
over here well no I down the one in this
I'm gonna finish him
okay he's down nice
everybody everybody get around oh wait
wait wait he's going back for the he's
going back for the [ __ ] in the zone over
there
yeah yeah he's went all the way back
probably if something works we are far
from the circle by the way yeah yeah
he's just trying to get their respawn
tags moving in 30 seconds we gotta run
man I really don't want to let him
revive his team but not much to do about
it we still got we still got three limbs
oh there's a small Shield
I'm gonna is that a ranger assault rifle
green better than a white oh another
team over there
all right hit 28 hit 28 328 hit 28
Shields off
I can't really engage him with you I
can't see him yeah it's just me because
of thermal uh yeah let's just go let's
just go let's just go they're fine I I
hit him a lot that's going to be a
nuisance for him
or battle basketball's coming by oh
right for us
you can shoot the driver out
oh
lucky I broke the shield of the kind of
turret
damn the uh one's correct no Shield oh
my God on me no Shields God damn hey
just stay alive Danny just stay alive
it's probably not working yeah it's last
you can you can probably pick me up
they're still down there I I'm up here
oh there's a team on the hill and
there's a battle bus
oh I would leave Caleb I would leave
vehicles are such cringe
that hurts Maybe
wait mokey dokey is an East sports
player right yes yeah he's playing on a
Mango's team I think
that's unacceptable I know
it's a moist team kill
who's the last player um oh there there
he is oh he's gonna be a hero oh
what if you just drop fireflies
he's going nuts yeah I mean it's a strat
got their health down because it goes
straight through Shields
he downed one guy he could have all out
holy [ __ ]
there were two alive or there are two
there's there's two yeah he's on the
other side of the hill I think Russell's
about to [ __ ] him up oh maybe not
oh
damn this guy's solo who is this I don't
want to look at it
uh oh damn that was a valiant effort he
was that was kind of nuts
damn that was close
which building oh yeah it is it's here
where
oh I see it right there yeah we're
taking it
you guys literally doubt it oh there's a
team right here
all right well for some reason
I'm taking the bus I'm taking the bus
I'm getting in the turret wait there's a
gun right next to it that wasn't paying
attention nope Matt no
can't look get in the bus Charlie where
are you uh we got the bus we'll get
Charlie just drive to me there was a guy
right next to you guys
there was a guy right next to you right
here I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
oh behind us behind us behind us right
here
knocked this guy's toast down
nice
he wasn't disguised enough
good thing you gave me this sniper
remember don't get distracted too much
from behind us just in case oh there's a
down guy
kill him okay I have to reload I'm
reloading kill him Danny full clear
my ping
oh hit 95.
oh my God the reload again is so sad
we are still in circle Caleb you have a
thermal right you should be able to melt
them I hit one in the city
oh down in the city down in the city
good shot
that's like Uno
I like that we're close enough to keep
holding hands this feels good right here
he slid God I wish I had like any
assault rifle
there's some over here as well
whoa I got hit I got hit hold on
shielding shielding
it's coming around here Caleb to your
right to your right there was a guy by
that tree you got to be careful down
there yeah
oh I see him
you guys want to jump this tree with me
yeah he's moving he's moving he's in the
water on the water
got him wait he's shield down shield
down dead across the water nice
across the the other team was across
this River
there's one left besides us Focus yep
I need ammo if anybody uh I have a lot
of SM oh to our left just Russian
here
don't be a hero
chill broke nice
let's go Will Smith hitting him with the
hands yeah those big boys
good [ __ ] we needed that one huge we
needed that I only got one kill in that
one you boys carried I hate a lot of
people but I just got Downs yeah I feel
like I did a lot of assists
that was good I gotta be honest one more
win I don't know that we we can lose
yeah
hey hey congratulations big man thank
you yeah the boys were popping off we
had a good spot excellent team Synergy
the comms were hot it felt good how many
kills talk to me talk to me what was it
like oh bathing in bloodlet I think we
had somewhere in the ballpark of like a
30 bomb I'm pretty sure okay yeah yeah
yeah so half the lobby yeah no like we
were a menace yeah yeah and and who
better than will right yeah will I mean
Will Smith is on the come up right now
so I figured might as well capitalize on
the uh the popularity
I have a shield keg for us when we're
ready go shooting it's just a hot slide
oh God I'm dying to them oh really
there's a lot of them
holy [ __ ] there's a lot what the [ __ ]
Caleb this is a terrible decision
okay I got it I killed it oh my God
there's more
all right I'm carrying so [ __ ] hard
right now all right let's not land here
oh I just got a legendary burst from
this
oh Jesus there's another one
I have Shield I have Shield keg so
everyone just gather on me I'm gonna
loot this spot
oh this this actually just got looted
yeah there was a hundred percent a dude
that landed with us oh you definitely
freaked the [ __ ] out when he heard all
of that shooting yeah
they're on the hill they're on the hill
up here where
oh [ __ ] yeah that's that's them
tab 30 oh boy oh boy I tapped 32 twice
on one guy
39 32 32.
you're gonna kill me I'm so low on ammo
I can't even engage them
I'm about to die eight just disengage
Danny
oh oh it's such good loot too there's
three teams because another team came up
behind the one that killed me
man oh please tell me I get the circle
again oh still in the circle my heart's
pumping I know this is adrenaline
pumping [ __ ] oh this is high octane
gameplay right here baby yeah yeah don't
let them know you're there Matt oh my
God
I saw a tire somewhere I saw a tire yep
oh no no no I am not oh God he said
right oh my God
he knows don't move that don't move yeah
what are you doing oh there's
oh
come on man they don't see you oh they
don't see you at all
no no no
where the door is Matt Matt actually
if you had a sniper I would say just
take a shot at him
God is my sensitivity feels a little
fast that's good that's good just
breathe it's just because you've slowed
down time around you okay I'll be fine
we'll be fine canalamo boys let's do
this I I have a good feeling circles
ending on this Shack this is my time I'm
feeling it I'm feeling it
yeah Get Ready Get Ready
yep oh my God this maneuvering oh yeah
they're fighting right to your left over
there we're playing Apex look at that
movement oh my God Matt you're so clean
what the [ __ ] is it look at man go
what
gamer too
get in the get the house he just parked
he parked over the hill to your right
there they are they're right there I
know I know maybe you just maybe you
could sneak up on them Daddy
awesome what's happening man just run
run Matt don't fight Sprint Sprint
match Sprint
you're fine zigzags like an alligator
magic tanks what are you doing dear
right no you're going straight at the oh
my God Matt what are you doing what are
you doing
all right we got fifth that's pretty
good
do we win we won a game yeah we've won
one out of five
that's pretty rude that's better than I
thought honestly yeah
I found a thermal boys oh that's so good
especially in Danny's hands let's go
Danny is known for his laser
did you not want the thermal nut I
already got one oh my God we have three
thermals let's go
hit 28.
28 20 oh wait that's not that's not a
player
28 56 broken inside the building I don't
think it's a player oh that's a player
is it
got a sniper to the left
28 Burger Shield
oh wow that guy hit me [ __ ] hard
that almost got me
that guy's good with the sniper his
shots are pretty we should not take this
fight we should get to zoom well it
Zone's that way so
that sounds behind us is it oh you're
right
that one oh hey Keg on me come here
and then we can also deploy out of here
because we can get the Boost to fly up
or whatever the tunnel wind tunnel
yeah look at this Strat good good
tactics
moving 28 27.
uh knocked him you knocked in
nice good work
good [ __ ] good point boys
yeah they're still on that Hill
boy over here 28-28
I ding the team 27. oh it's not even a
player Jesus
oh my God there's two there's a whole
team coming in from the north are they
pushing us I'm moving North they're not
pushing they're not pushing
we should really uh oh there's a shield
here
um we're gonna have to move yeah
well we can also just use the cannon too
and then we can drop on the guy I was
fighting
if we want whatever you guys are feeling
I'm on Charles so I'm good whenever
hey [ __ ] it let's get wild and wacky am
I right boys
do you know where he is yeah follow me
he's uh like 88. there people just
jumped out of that Tower they're all
around the tower yeah right there oh
[ __ ] hold on I'm like just out in the
open like an idiot
don't engage all right so [ __ ] that
Tower it's dead right here right here in
the open hit 28 cracked knocked him
knocked him
nice boys battle bus rolling up on us
right now where
right next to us knocked him knocked him
down they're all out of the turrets no
no Shield hit 47 nice behind behind oh
[ __ ] behind the bus he's low yeah he's
got no Shield one slow down here I'm
down up top if somebody can come get me
I'm pushing with Caleb that can be you
Danny
down below they're down below they're
down below
oh on me on me on me on my body
got one
right directly behind us hold on I'm
popping a mini
yeah oh till our left Joy left to our
left oh that's the whole team holy [ __ ]
I just got lasered hold on hold on hold
on I have to I have to heal
yeah me too the battle bus is about to
die so just get away from it if you can
nope
bad call bad call I followed you Danny
I'm dead now
that was not a good call there's two
there's two teams
there's a team on the right everyone in
the world is shooting at me right now
there's a team on the right and a team
on the left just stay back Caleb get in
the crevice get
that's so unfortunate I got three
okay I think I got two articles on that
one I got three on that one
big man hey
thank you for playing great job out
there thank you we squeaked that one
dubsky and that's all that matters you
know because only four teams won and
you're one of the four you're on the
Mount Rushmore God damn right baby good
shots by the way that porta potty play
didn't work um didn't want to say it
live but that's stream sniping like yeah
that's what I thought too we were gonna
accuse them of it but we didn't want to
get a little like Rowdy or anything
anyway let's see where we landed on the
leaderboard I've got to stream it a
minute
his cam is blocking it unbelievable
classic
Ludwig guts second to last place though
oh we got we got
one two three four five six seven we
locked in seventh
let's go
up half that's even a you know we're
like killing it we're what is it Above
Top Hat yeah that is above top half I
will say our elim elim to score ratio is
kind of nuts
we knew our strengths okay well they
just hasn't updated we were double digit
elims it just hasn't updated yet
your team got fourth I can tell you we
didn't get fourth I'm pretty confident
road behind a wild actually well
actually I mean there is a chance
because I think crazy Slick's team got
blasted out kind of early and we were
only seven points behind we were a third
place in the last game
there's a few left out now dude I'm
getting fomo what if you guys are having
fun without me
wow dude all right I think maybe this is
updated I don't know either way good
work today boys I'm hungry I'm gonna eat
now I'm gonna take a little break great
work great work boys bye guys
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