you know it's serious when I'm lighting
the old gwyneth paltrow [ __ ] candle
unfortunately tonight we say goodbye to
one of our dear friends I'm of course
talking about live PD live PD has been
canceled and now it's going we're all
good shows go when they die to heaven
live PDS up there now with the greats
like Courage the Cowardly Dog and that
weird show about that butcher and a meat
factory it was like puppets mr. meaty or
some [ __ ] like that it's up there now
looking down on us smiling life Beatty
its this is not a drill it truly is
canceled permanently from what I've read
which is why I've lit up the old [ __ ]
wax here because we need to at least
remember the great times we had with the
show so we lift this one up for the kind
of a little tribute to the show kind of
like how when people leave milk and
cookies out for Santa Claus when he
Wiggles his fat ass hold down the
chimney at Christmastime I lit this
candle up for the big boys from the show
not that I think it's necessarily the
same thing like I'm not expecting
[ __ ] Officer Robert furball to fall
through my ceiling here and blow out my
candle or anything but you get the idea
it's just a little tribute obviously I
understand why live PD is cancelled with
everything going on in the world right
now I get it
I totally understand and I and I do
respect it I understand why live PD and
cops has been cancelled but it doesn't
mean that I haven't shed a few tears
about it because live PD as most of you
know is a show that I absolutely [ __ ]
loved probably my favorite show of the
last decade at least the only show that
have actually been glued to to watch
every clip and just generally getting
invested in the characters like I was
[ __ ] getting waifu's from life being
like officer Fergal Officer Robert
fergal one of the nicest men I've ever
seen on TV as the show went on you'd
build up like a lure for the characters
like oh look it's officer Aaron I
remember him from when he chased that
guy with the butt plug up his ass around
the Denny's what's he doing this time so
he'd get to like growth with these
characters it was really interesting
he had the greats like officer Garo
officer robert fergal there was just so
many great characters officer Aaron
Williams just so much good stuff and it
was super different from cops which is
also canceled but cops I felt like was
designed by an 8th grader whose dad was
a cop and they just wanted to show how
badass their dad was the entire show of
cops mainly only had like those car
chases foot chase
[ __ ] like that where's life BTW it had
that sometimes and it was cool but it
also had a very important component
where it just showed you cops being bros
just hanging out where they get called
through a [ __ ] case cops know it's a
[ __ ] case so they go there just talk
to the people hang out and it's a
generally wholesome experience between
the people they're talking to and the
cops and that those to me were some of
the best episodes it showed some really
goofy [ __ ] yeah I've gotta blow out this
candle Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina is
really burning strong tonight it's a lot
of smoke again it doesn't [ __ ] it
doesn't smell like your vagina it just
smells like [ __ ] bonfire with a bunch
of text books on top of it [ __ ] awful
[ __ ] it's strong but the point I'm
making is Jesus the point I'm making is
the life PD had a lot of these like
small-time cases like Officer Robert
fergal entire resume was like going to
houses and knocking on doors saying hey
is everything okay
everything's okay I'm Robert forgotten
on a graph like that's just fun like
Officer Robert Fergal always just had
like these fun small-time cases and he
used got to see a side of officers that
you never really see that I thought was
cool and those to me were the best
episodes of life bTW yeah you still had
the car chases and foot chases and those
those are cool and [ __ ] but it was those
moments like that that I thought were
the most special and the most enjoyable
and now don't get me wrong I don't think
everything with live PD was just [ __ ]
beautiful or anything there was a lot of
episodes that I was furious with what I
saw like I didn't get a lot of the time
like what they were even [ __ ] doing
and why like they go all out because
they found a 60 year old woman with like
one joint under the [ __ ] seat of her
car by accident that she didn't even
know is their son probably dropped it
and then she'd get the book thrown at
her so there were things that made me
upset too but on the whole I felt live
PD was a really interesting and fun to
watch show that wasn't afraid and really
relished those moments where it's just
cops hanging out with people cops
talking to people a lot of times the
episodes would just have cops talking to
people and leaving no write-ups no
tickets and not even a [ __ ] warning
or anything these people hey it was fun
but I'm just gonna get the [ __ ] out of
here you've been cool so I'm just gonna
go and now I imagine a lot of this was
helped by the fact that there was
literally
cameraman following them around on all
of their adventures and all their side
quests like I imagine that helped keep
their tempers in check at times I
imagine that played a role but hey maybe
that's a good solution then have a
camera crew following every [ __ ]
police officer around since they don't
want to keep their goddamn body cams on
half the time anyway
maybe the [ __ ] camera crew would be
good for it but anyway my PD was a show
that I enjoyed very much and I am gonna
miss it but again I do understand why
they're doing it I understand right now
is not the time to really have live PD
airing with everything that's been going
on so I understand the decision it is
just the show that I will miss for sure
though
now there's also something else I want
to talk about the Skynet scavenger hunt
has been completed I figured I'd come
talk about it in a video it took right
around 2 hours for 20 people to find all
of the little Easter eggs hidden in the
music video so the first five of that 20
has been paid and I want to say thank
you to everyone who participated and
looked for the [ __ ] hopefully I had a
little bit of fun finding that kind of
[ __ ] initially we were gonna make it a
lot harder what we eventually settled on
was a pretty simple scavenger hunt that
I'll go ahead and reveal the big secrets
now if you plugged in the coordinates
and the binoculars from the music video
it takes you to a penis park in South
Korea the by a penis park I don't mean
like actual human dicks just being
flopped out in a park I mean it's a park
that has a whole bunch of dicks in it
like statues of penis a lot of Wiener
wiener statues and that was the first
Easter Egg and then the other three were
just hidden links that you'd have to
find they weren't actual links they were
just like the end of a youtube link
which takes you to unlisted videos I
made that gave you code words that you'd
eventually plug into a final place and
then if you had all three code words
with the penis park you were considered
a winner and the first five people have
been paid in the first five people found
it much quicker than I thought initially
we were gonna make it significantly
harder we were gonna use a lot more like
actual Arg elements like image
manipulation and taking to a lot of
different places even we even set up a
[ __ ] website to start going down that
path to really take you other places and
make you really work for it but
ultimately we couldn't decide if that
would be more fun or frustrating when
the goal really was just kind of have
like a fun little minigame to give
people some money that have really
supported the the projects from the
gentlemen our music so we decided to
make it
simpler like this and I know a lot of
people were disappointed by the
simplicity of it so I'm sorry for that
if you were a little misled and a little
disappointed it's just we didn't feel
like the goal was actually to create
like the hardest arg the world's ever
seen it was really just to give some
money to some people that have really
like supported hard so that was the idea
and I just wanted to let everyone know
that it is finished then you didn't have
to actually like fly out to South Korea
to the penis park to find a clue or
anything
a couple people emailed me saying that
they do they have to buy tickets to
South Korea and I like [ __ ] I guess I
should have made that clear but now
that's all wrapped up in a big thank you
again to everyone who participated so I
wanted to talk about that here real
quick just at least mention that in this
video and that's really about it a lot
of people have asked me about ypd being
cancelled how do I feel about it you
know all that [ __ ] so that's why I
wanted to talk about it here yes
obviously it's I'm sad to see it go but
again I do understand at least where
they're coming from and why they don't
really want it airing at the moment with
what's going on so it's sad but I mean I
do understand it and that's that's
really just about it that's it