you're gay now no I'm not gay I'm just
selib I think that sounds gay want to
know how I know you're gay you sell
beard to men in short skirts you know
how I know that you're gay how cuz
you're gay and you can tell who other
gay people are because you have a
rainbow bumper sticker that says you
guzzle but your electrical vehicle
doesn't what's up guys your boy Benny we
probably have too much time on our hands
but our show considers ourselves the
official archivists of the budlight
boycott and meltdown and because the
Super Bowl is coming up this weekend we
thought we would decide to take a prim
Rose trip down memory lane and show you
exactly how this all began because
actually it started with the Super Bowl
last year the boycott I can prove that
check this out this is the ad estimated
Hall time is now less than 96
Minutes totally fine ad right it's a 30
second ad with two Hollywood stars who
like danced to the music on a call
waiting all right nothing wrong with it
uh featuring two stars that like nobody
really you know not really offensive uh
actors not super political a couple like
having a Bud Light and dancing to the
call waiting music okay ain't nothing
wrong with it actually like it's a
totally fine ad this was Alysa hiners
Knight's first ad in fact El hiners
who's been fired now from her disastrous
role for hating the customers at Bud
Light but nonetheless there is nothing
wrong with this Super Bowl ad from
exactly one year ago this ad was
released exactly one year
ago and so ladies and gentlemen the
reason I'm playing you this ad is
because this is the ad that they went to
all their influencers Dylan mulany was
top of the list and said you need to
take that same music the same call
waiting music and do your own version of
that which is where we got
this
time is now less
than minutes same
music same concept kind of except for
instead of having like benign or
relatively likable Hollywood actors
involved it is the most despised person
on the internet dlan
M dancing in a bathtub why do I show you
this uh I'm not a glutton for punishment
nor do I wish to project any further
into your feed um the humiliation
debauchery uh degeneracy and
embarrassment of this
moment I simply wish to remind you that
this imagery is what the vast majority
of budlight boycotters will have in
their minds forever when it comes to the
product but budlight is pulling out all
the stops one year into the boycott that
has cost $1 T of billions of dollars in
market cap that has cost hundreds of
millions if not billions in sales that
has cost trillions in brand damage over
the life of the brand ladies and
gentlemen budlight is trying
to make it back to the customers by
producing new ads and even putting
Donald Trump on a can of budlight ladies
and gentlemen what have we here a brand
new ad campaign from budlight for the
Super Bowl the same Super Bowl the same
event that began the boycott last year
really got rolling during March Madness
but it it started Dillan mulan's first
partner
posting relationship with budlight
started last year at the Super Bowl
based on a Super Bowl ad now budlight
has just revealed and Unleashed a brand
new Super Bowl ad that not only includes
some of the more
beloved Sports characters in American
history but also some of the most magga
influencers in American history Dana
White being in this ad well dude okay
Dana White's walking into UFC uh with an
army at his back walking side by side
linking arms with Donald Trump and Kid
Rock Tucker Carlson and Don Jr and now
Bud Lights putting him in an ad hot
damn so this is their play
this side of of apologizing and putting
Donald Trump on a can this is
effectively putting Donald Trump on a
can Okay struggling budlight unveils new
budlight Genie character for $7 million
Super Bowl commercial that includes
Payton Manning post Malone and Dana
White as it tries to claw back customers
ladies and gentlemen this ad was
teased uh at the beginning of the month
like
this are
you
so now they've dropped it and ladies and
gentlemen this is the
full ad which I believe is going to have
its own rejoiner to the Super Bowl where
they'll release the second part of the
ad um here's part
one
are you the Bud Light Genie yeah so we
get wishes it's my thing give me 80s
metal hair yes filthy R so filthy
invisible predictable giant bicep big
one a sweet ride best night
ever what's next blood
lights I wish payt Manning was my best
friend how doing
oh
hey I'm a Genie Gemini I'm a Genie well
look at you
no he's going to need another bicep
house party definitely let's go let's go
to Super Bowl 58 you wish for a T-Rex
guilty now we're
talking so how much possible like please
like us energy can you pump into a
single now all of you know that I
haven't had a sip a Bud Light and don't
plan on it quite frankly I've said
publicly apologize apologize to your
customers start the healing put Donald
Trump on a
can I'll go buy it actually you put
Donald Trump on a can Okay and then you
apologize that'll begin the healing
they've all but done it here they're
literally nibbling right around the
edges but let me like say this as just a
simple independent Arbiter and somebody
who's been following this from the git
um they're trying what you saw there is
the absolute polar opposite truly
culturally a pivot in
181
degrees from this it is as different as
you can possibly get in our C current
cultural
landscape with the exception of
including Kid Rock and Donald Trump and
Tucker Carlon the ad but they have Dana
in the ad so I mean like they they're
almost
there I mean this is Dana White walking
in with tuer Carlson Donald
Trump and Don
Jr along with Kid Rock into the
UFC you can see the cheering you can
hear the
cheering ladies and gentlemen like you
don't get any different what I also find
relatively fascinating is that this is
all this is also a correction on the
correction
okay I try as hard as I can not to be a
sucker for scops or like glossy ad
campaigns but yo this is a correction on
the
correction they had already a reboot and
it didn't go well Mr fizer was using the
reboot Mr Travis Kelce Mr servant of the
regime Mr kneeling for the national
anthem scumbag fizer
boy was brought in by Bud Light as like
a safe option for all the people inside
of Madison Avenue who need a safe
athlete but I wanted a little ay yeah it
didn't go great this is what they
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produced okay so their customers are fat
slobs who can't get up out of chairs
great job budlight yeah we heard you
loud and clear we heard Alysa hiners say
that the budlight customers were out of
touch and
fratty so they tried to go out of touch
and fratty with Travis they even paid
the Kelsey Brothers to drink Bud Lights
at a game look at this this are the
World
Series they paid these guys to like sit
there look at the Bud Light
conspicuously in the shot yeah that's
not doing it though they were called
desperate for this and saying like this
is a
humiliation their first ad out of the
gate after the mulany Meltdown was this
also equally calling their customers
complete
effing here we go here's the budlight ad
we don't wear shoes on hot
surfaces we don't know how to carry
stuff we don't know how to shut fridges
we don't know how to get sun Tans we
don't know how to paddle board our
customers are
idiots we don't know how to walk through
doors our dogs are smarter than
us oh we drink B light we don't know how
to like take cover in a
tornado we don't know how to use a
hammock
I'm we don't know how to shoot
basketballs we don't know how to tap a
keg we don't know how to catch things
I'm
stupid I should wear a
helmet but I'm wearing a
hat here I am I'm a fat white guy a fat
old white guy on a
cooler this was their first attempt look
at this when was the last time you saw a
guy was the last time you saw a guy that
looked like this at the front of an
ad this shows that the desperation was
creeping in and ladies and gentlemen now
we've officially officially gotten there
so Bud Lights also produced ads like
like this with pton Manning obviously
like you know pton Manning they they've
done all the they have enough money to
do all the tests and find that like pton
Manning has never gone political pton
Manning is probably well-liked by both
sides presumably because he's just
stayed totally
analgous uh and androgynous in his
politics and so uh they've made they've
gone after guys like paon Manning expect
like a Tom Brady possibly to be in there
um Tom Brady has worn Maga
that's pretty interesting um but this is
what this is where they're going they
came up with like a couple names post
Malone Dana White pton
Manning which is quite fascinating now
Dana White of course they have paid
hundreds of millions of dollars to Bud
Light Signs partnership with UFC worth
hundreds of millions our core values
align said Dana White well the core
values of budlight should be to
potentially not lose billions of dollars
every single year which is exactly what
happened so the desperation is
officially here the Super Bowl comeback
launch has happened that is the
commercial but it's not the final
commercial the bleer beer brand will Air
a 60c commercial at the cost of $14
million so get ready get ready by the
way they're still they're still
uh shutting down all comments on their
on their social media so you can't can't
comment anymore something that I wasn't
counting on but something that did
happen and you can let me know what you
think about it in the comment section
Donald Trump calls on the budlight by
boycott to be over and what does this
say I'll just I'll just do a real quick
I'll just do a real quick snapshot on
this what this means is we have power
all this does is it it's just a like a
through line into how much power we
actually have if Donald Trump has to
roll through and like call for the end
of the boycott like how powerful are we
H says it has paid the price for
partnership with d mulany and parent
company anheiser bush is a great
American brand that deserves a second
chance not actually an American brand
that is
incorrect budlight ad was a mistake of
Epic Proportions Barry big price was
paid anheiser bush is not a woke company
I give you plenty that R I'm building a
list and might just release it to the
world to see why not the radical left
does it viciously uh conservative
companies and people very nasty but it's
the way that the they play the game on
the other hand anheiser Bush spend $700
million a year on our great Farmers
employ 65,000 Americans it's a lot
actually and and of which 1500 are
veteran veterans founding corporate
partner a folds of honor and provid
scholarship and so
forth so this is what Trump says uh
aneis bush is a great American brand
deserves a second chance what do you
think perhaps instead we should be going
up to the companies that are looking to
destroy America there's truth in that
truth social that Donald Trump uh posted
but I remain ladies and gentlemen firmly
in the boyat camp doesn't really matter
to me partners with Dana White whatever
doesn't matter to me it really doesn't
okay I can't be influenced out of it
because it was never about uh influence
from the right
telling me what to do that's was the
game in the first place the reason why I
remain boycotting Bud Light ladies and
gentlemen is because now it's time for
me to influence them it's time for us to
influence Corporate America and to make
this so painful so harsh so Savage so
Cutthroat and potentially like dis like
end the
company that they will never ever do
this
again so it was never about Trump
necessarily it was about Dana White or
the UFC it was only ever about us
proving a point and taking a scalp and
therefore uh I don't think my Point's
thoroughly been made because there are
still ESG and Dei and all these
companies and so ladies and gentlemen I
continue my boycott and I encourage you
to do so as well it's your boy Benny
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