you gotta draw like dicks around my face
and stuff like all over the place yeah
and like like a loser up here with an
arrow pointed right here hey
that's okay let's see what this
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is my name is Sean Porter s h u n I call
them every day to tell them to suck my
dick you have a call because people are
offended by your sign but I didn't
offend them they offended themselves by
not liking the choice of words I have
for the governor
okay off my
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sign get off my property [ __ ] um
anyway you know what that looks just
like his truck no [ __ ] way anyhow
this guy's like 6'3 he's extremely
aggressive and violent cuz he's a former
Olympic Athlete he ran for president um
I've got with me Mr Porter sea Porter um
he is I gotta be honest I'm kind of a a
fan of his one of my favorite YouTube
channels um and it's his YouTube channel
is tough to describe unless you have
seen his videos um for yourself so I'm
going to let the man himself describe
his channel in a in a few
words well my channel is basically a uh
a train wreck um it's like going to a
Van Halen concert in 1987 you know you
don't really know what you saw but you
had fun um you know I just uh I've
protested when I was uh harassed by an
HOA in Lake lingan or Maryland and I put
some uh videos I emailed them to people
and um didn't have a YouTube channel or
anything like that and then when the
lockdown happened at a certain point
with the governor lecturing us about how
it's our fault that the Corona virus
exists
here you know I went out with a
billboard after him and his ridiculous
lockdown measures they were closing our
you know our Bars were closed yep our
restaurants were closed my friends and
family were out of business uh a lot of
my favorite bars never came back a lot
of my favorite stores were gone I was
halfway through getting my Acura
reupholstered in certain areas like
parts that were bad and the work wasn't
done and the guy went out of business
during during the lockdown for
non-essential businesses so I started
going out and I did not immediately put
videos on YouTube I actually okay I
recorded the police when they showed up
um I couldn't believe how stupid they
were um now it's not that they're stupid
it's that they're not trained yeah and
that they're ra they're raised properly
unlike me I was raised by uh rabid
raccoons um and so they're out there
thinking that it's illegal to have giant
billboard that says suck my dick Larry
Hogan go [ __ ] yourself you Nazi [ __ ] so
they would you know try and retaliate
manufactured reasons for why they could
arrest me and I just videotaped it put
it online all a sudden everybody liked
it I'm like all right and um if I go out
and have a good day of protesting that
means that uh nobody attacked me and
that the police left me alone and you're
not going to see all the days where I
was out there uh meeting people and
getting my word out and I'm just pushing
my point of view it's it's that simple
I'm not I couldn't be because I cuss too
much and uh my billboard
signs are as offensive as possible
because one that's that's the way I am
and then two uh the sizzle gets the
steak the sizzle sells the steak it's
it's what attracts people into the
message and that's what gets them
sharing it on Facebook Twitter Youtube
Instagram um Tik Tok I mean I I get more
views of my material from other people's
channels and other people that see it
and then upload it as clips than I get
from my own channels I mean Millions
upon Millions upon millions of views a
month of me acting like an idiot but my
opinion is getting out there so as long
as my opinion gets out there I'll follow
on my sword I don't care what I look
like yeah no that's exactly what I was
gonna say I mean your channel is I think
you you're you're nearing 40,000
subscribers but like you said your
videos are out there everywhere with
millions of views and and even on my
channel I posted um I posted one um I
think that you entitled hottie cop or
something familiar or something similar
to that and it it's already got like
eight and a half thousand views and I
only have a few thousand
subscribers th to uh actually one of
them there's a couple of them basically
like if a female shows up I don't really
care who she is I'm gonna call her a
hottie cop for her ego be nice uh you
know yeah unless unless they're really
bad to me and then I'll call them like
uh hottie Nazi
but uh videos with females in it do
better than videos with dudes in it yeah
100 I learned that quickly I mean like I
said it was the only video on my my
channel that really kind of took off and
I I think I gained like a 100
subscribers from your video so thank you
for that but getting into that specific
video um I think there's a there's a
unique Factor there that most most of
the viewers there's millions of people
that have seen it um specifically about
those two officers what can you tell me
about about them now and then maybe um
you know what what you kind of found out
once you once this video became
viral um well I found out that YouTube
has nothing better to do than to watch
me talk [ __ ] and uh apparently a lot of
people find it amusing but I I literally
I'm always like this and that's what
people don't understand is I I I am an
[ __ ] it's not it's not an act uh I'm
usually a lot more polite uh um but when
I'm out there engaged in a
constitutionally protected act and I'm
trying to get my word out someone's
telling me that I can't do that there is
like a switch in my head that goes from
like normal [ __ ] to Super [ __ ] and
they they're switching it they're
turning it on and you know when caught
on video it's quite hilarious a lot of
my best moments are not on video um I
don't have the ability when I'm out
there for nine hours protesting I do not
have the ability to record all the
interactions with people stopping by
trying to talk trash out of their car
they won't get out of their car unless
they have their gigantic 6 fo5 tall
buddy with them or something but uh
those interactions are Priceless I'm I'm
trying to find a way to where I can get
that video and and it has to be good
quality because the body cam stuff
doesn't really work the sunglass cam
stuff is 40 minutes at best don't ever
buy from a company called ztronics I've
had six different pairs of the same
sunglasses from them and they've all
been defective within uh two or three
videos oh they're they're uh like spy
sunglasses that have a camera in
yeah they don't they don't work worth of
crap um I've used them you can tell
which ones they are because it's going
all over the place because of my head
and I you know I I'm very animated and
energetic as a person and um you know
it's not the best video quality but the
two officers you're talking about in
Buoy Maryland yeah um they left as a
protest basically towards the tyrannical
rule of their uh elected officials in
the city of buy and they're both out of
law enforcement completely wow including
another another one of their co-workers
is out of law enforcement as well but
both of those officers are no longer in
law enforcement and they're both doing
better than they were um in law
enforcement under the under the buy
Police Department they're both happy um
they're both regretful for um having
been with the buoy PD from what I've
heard but I can't really comment much
more past that no that's that's great to
hear that uh you know they they've moved
on from law enforcement and and they're
happy but the uh the video had nothing
to do with what turned out with their
careers
correct uh yeah it had nothing to do
with it I have no effect on anybody I am
completely ineffectual about ask any
lady I've been with I I bet that uh that
female cop in the video gets recognized
recognized on the street by the millions
of people that have seen her so um yeah
I I I've gotten word that um she's uh
got quite a fan club uh but she is not
unlike what everyone says she doesn't
have only fans Instagram she's not on
social media you won't be able to find
her good luck that's probably for the
for the better all those creeps out
there um uh yeah she's a professional
person though is um officer Arnold
they're both professional people they
don't want any YouTube [ __ ] they
they don't want any of this no that's
that's that's great and and I think that
um you know a lot of let's call it first
amendment Auditors which I would not
even put you in that category even or
anything close to it with your content
but a lot of a lot of those people you
know in their channels make it really
seem like you know it's a cop hating
type of Channel and let's and I don't
think your channel is at am I right
there um I don't give two shits about
the police um you know look when a
police officer treats me bad I'm gonna
put him up there and I'm gonna [ __ ]
mock him and humiliate him um
but I hardly ever really get bad I don't
I don't I think I got one bad cop it was
Colonel Michael Wilson of the uh
Maryland Capital police who tried to
arrest me for protesting Larry Hogan on
the State House sidewalk where their
website told me to go and protest
because he thought that my sign was
vulgar and that vulgarity ofinity was
not protected by the First Amendment so
he tried to argue that he could arrest
me for trespassing based on the fact he
didn't like the content of my free
speech yet the guy didn't know anything
about Cohen versus California the Miller
three-prong test to obscenity which is
the current standard uh for determining
the obscenity has to lack any political
or artistic value um of any kind when
the work is taken as a whole and my
stuff is both political and artistic
yeah
um when you when we talk about talk
about your your signage um you've gotten
you've got another another Talent um in
graffiti um drawing giant dicks on the
drawing giant dicks on the side of your
own Lighthouse now number one explain
your lighthouse to people that don't
that aren't familiar with that so they
can go watch it and then number two give
me three of your your favorite signs I
know there's there's probably over a
hundred that you've done um definitely
go check out his channel they're [ __ ]
hilarious but tell us about the
lighthouse and then your your three
favorite signs so I'm building a Nova
Scotia Lighthouse it's a four-story
lighthouse with a rooftop deck and um
it's sitting on a few acres of land in
the uh mountains of Western Maryland and
uh that basically my I'm tired of buying
and selling houses and moving and you
know uh flipping houses and then living
in them and while I'm basically living
in a construction site my whole life and
uh in one state of construction or or
disrepair or another and I'm tired of it
I just want my nice one house I'm G to
stay in that and kind of just focus on
you know living life a bit more and
doing a little bit less uh construction
related especially after building this
freaking house with uh subconscious
actors that don't show I have to end up
doing the work because they get better
paying jobs because I am a cheap bastard
um you know I was hanging 16 foot
sections of LP smart side uh wood laap
siding with a broken ankle in 20 mph
winds in 30 degree weather in December
and I was like all right I'm done I I
literally sent the the lift back it was
like 2200 a month and I'm finishing the
last of it uh March 21st that whole week
I'm just going to knock out the last 152
F feet of extremely difficult siding I
put off till the very end it's a bunch
of different angle cuts and all but the
house is uh modeled after the Nova
Scotia Lighthouse B's head uh on the the
island province of Nova Scotia in Canada
I I wanted something with a rooftop deck
and as soon as I saw the unmodified
version of my House's plans online I was
like oh I got to build this who the hell
would build a lighthouse no Bank
whatever Finance Lighthouse No One's
Gonna Be able to build something this
crazy so I was like [ __ ] it I'll go
ahead and build this thing
and uh it stands out there's a
lighthouse in a cornfield it's red and
white and uh it looks completely insane
and it's next to a bunch of mansions and
stuff yeah uh my neighbors are all in
between $900,000 homes to like three and
a half four million the richest guy in
the county lives like four doors up from
me um so it's an exclusive area and to
have the smallest house and the most
exclusive area is good for property
valuations I will likely once done I'll
likely get a mortgage on it use the
money to invest in stocks and um retire
and then I'll have more time for [ __ ]
signs speaking of those [ __ ] signs uh
what are your what are your favorite
three that youve you've done I know
you've done some dumpster size you've
done some uh some signs that you stick
at the end of your driveway um with what
you're labeling um your current home so
give us your top three well honestly I
like the reelect Fat Bastard sign
because um I put a lot of my heart into
the the Golden Corral sponsorship deal
that we got for that sign and um you
know it's hilarious it calls out
somebody who said some not nice things
to me on a couple differenta or about me
without even knowing me on a couple
different occasions um but long story
short I I would say it's that one and
then it's the giant 16 foot Biden penis
sign because I had actually been
thinking about that sign for a long time
um and I was just trying to find the
best the best taret
to to to put on the The [ __ ] which
is the face of our current president I
don't like that guy no um and you know
it is hilarious that's got the most
views I mean it got up to 200 million on
Tik Tok it kept getting you know
millions of views taken down millions of
views taken down over and over and over
and over again so those two and then I
think one from 2014 I had which was
Keith Richards for president uh from the
Rolling Stones and it had him all
like drooling smoking a cigarette out on
heroin uh on the sign Keith Richards for
president he can't even run because he's
not a natural-born US citizen he's a
he's a Brit but it was hilarious and it
used to be a t-shirt when I was growing
up Keith Richard for president I seen
the stones in concert I liked their
music uh that was that was probably one
of my favorites okay um and then but
before I let you go Sean what what are
some uh some future work or some
upcoming projects you're working on you
know that you'll be posting on YouTube
not necessarily um audits or anything
like that just some projects you're
going be posting on YouTube people can
look out
for well I I've got a sign I'm picking
up it involves Alec Baldwin it's a joke
sign uh just to pissed off the the rich
people who don't have a sense of humor
on my neighborhood I've been putting
signs at the end of the driveway
directing people like with an arrow up
my driveway making it seem like there
was all sorts of crazy things being
built back there uh the Boonsboro
plus-sized nud Colony with a picture of
Ros Don on it the Boonsboro home for the
criminally deranged uh with Pablo
Escobar on it was a good one I I had the
sunny
Veil trailer
2021 and before I broke ground I put
that out there and and uh making them
think that a whole bunch of trailers
were coming it said a a rifle range
centered because I have a rifle range
and you can hear it at night uh that was
a good one
um and then yeah as far as future work
um I I really don't want to be posting a
lot of content other than my signs and
stuff there's been some issues that came
up that I've reposted about friends of
mine or I've helped friends out and you
know by posting stuff that that happened
to them just to get publicity and to get
you know people letting their government
officials know how they feel about
certain issues and that's important to
me but as far as the lockdown is over
the bulk of my protests legitimate
protest test are over um it's basically
trolling elected government officials
from here you know time to time I have a
lot of fun doing it a lot of people stop
and take pictures with me and I've met a
lot of really cool people and you know I
i' I've had a whole lot of fun doing it
uh but mocking government officials that
never goes out of style so we'll see
there may be a day when nothing happens
and the channel is over and if that
happens I'm fine I just have better [ __ ]
to
do well that's that's fair enough I mean
you know as somebody that is a frequent
viewer of your your channel I can't I
can't tell you enough I mean I can't
tell you how funny your [ __ ] is because
I I'll give you I'll give you an example
I I'll be sitting in my basement my wife
and kids are upstairs and if I'm like
uncontrollably [ __ ] laughing my my
wife will text me she's like are you
watching Mr Porter again so it's your
your content is not it's it's hilarious
you know and you're really you're out
there showing what the first amendments
honestly all about which America's kind
of lost sight of so you're bringing
attention to that and just wanted wanted
to say U you know thanks for joining me
on my my channel helping me out it it
really is a big favorite for me because
you know with Rogue from doing an
interview with Rogue Nation um he was
awesome to come on and I went from you
know like 75 subscribers I'm re nearing
500 and I assume that's only going to
keep growing with you guys coming on
telling your story um so I I appreciate
it Sean and um we will talk very my
man absolutely have a good day and you
know good luck with your Channel all
right thanks