all right pretty [ __ ] easy
[Applause]
sorry kids
I'm the prom King now
oh no go ahead yeah I'm on Open Mic too
so don't worry about it I'm also on Open
Mic
Open Mic kind of day for the boards
Charlie on open I know unheard of yeah
you really want to rock those cops I
really want to win Charlie how confident
are you today uh I played three games
and I won one of them easily so I'm
gonna feel pretty good
oh my God we're [ __ ] ready oh my God
Jesus
everybody
clench your sphincters and get ready
you definitely haven't been practicing
we know how this is gonna go I mean yeah
no one here has been practicing I played
I played three games just before this
and I won one of them so it's not bad
why did two people just leave
if I had a guess they're getting booted
because oh my God
oh okay oh God they're doing it it's
starting oh oh okay
it's actually actually did Caleb walk
out
what oh my God
oh my what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh my
God
for hair
well let's give it a try I'm in the very
back I'm in the middle
I think we're okay
oh no no no what a disaster I got a
little too greedy holy [ __ ] boys I'm
sorry
all right I'm in all right got a little
nervous but I'm good oh my God I was
literally at the front and now I can't
get through this one I'm in whoa are you
guys Crossing this end so easily the
left and right sides are far simpler
than them oh I didn't even realize those
were there oh no you went through them
okay good yeah I'm a hot dog oh this
one's I think just running under
everything is fast this year instead of
going on top I agree for the most part
all right so are we just starting under
a tri-top first uh still I wouldn't try
top I would just straight run under
that somehow
that was good let's go hop thank you
God the frogs are terrifying I made it
nice I just made it wow that was
actually close three through again good
work boys
we're [ __ ] Cruising this is straight
[ __ ] yeah this is straight up just
whoever the Rhinos just had to go for
just get lucky stay in the middle as
much as possible that's about all you
can do
damn they are really [ __ ] blasting in
the middle right now yeah
so mad like I stole his [ __ ] lunch
money
oh no that guy would not leave me alone
I'm out
what the [ __ ]
I'm out too that's so it's so unlucky he
literally would not get off my [ __ ]
what I really thought I was fine that's
unbelievable good [ __ ] I can't believe
that
I can't believe that
yeah like to the players in a lineup
yeah
I am still seething from that dog [ __ ]
I'm not too happy about that I literally
the Rhino would not he stun locked me he
would not let me move this one's also
pure RNG Andrew godspeed Melody yep but
I got it it's all right it's not even
close to over it's straight it's
straight
yep
nice
straight no no oh God
straight I think it's gonna be straight
it's straight it was straight yeah
Andrew's in it
Oh no you're [ __ ] you're fine you're
still in first you're still in first try
left yep yep yep
go left oh my God Andrew's nuts Andrew's
nuts Andrew what a [ __ ] Legend
s
it's the [ __ ] Legend this guy can't
be stopped
oh why are you so good that's what he
does he wins and he doesn't lose exactly
[Applause]
[ __ ] simple that feels good
aren't you glad you brought me on this
[ __ ] oh yeah that was a clutch play
we picked up the All-Star it's like when
Tom Brady got drafted in like the
seventh round you can see the news
articles now can they be stopped Andrew
was jacked into the Mainframe he knew
every door it was he I just felt it I
just totally felt it okay big man you
can't be winning all these tournaments
out here okay yeah I know I'm sorry I'm
sorry baby I need you to throw one okay
I need you to throw one no we you know
we can't lose it's just not in our DNA
it's impossible it's all I ask no right
no no no we're coming Full Throttle
today baby
all right congrats on the W thank you
he's too easy do you think they could
just call the tournament now I know just
give us the full 10K
I've never actually been hit by this
windmill before in my life me either
they must have changed the speed
that is the first time I've ever been
hit by that this is a disaster and I got
griefed as I jumped for some big and I
got killed
wait if you fall off you're just out in
those yes you don't respawn I had no
idea he's the reason we can't fell off
here yeah no no okay play it safe Matt
we got to play safe yeah watch out yep
that's good nice oh beautiful technique
absolutely [ __ ] stunning oh yeah this
is this has always been my bread and
butter
I can't believe that just happened
what these were I these rhinos today I
don't know what to tell you what it's we
can still win I can't [ __ ] believe
that just happened I'm gonna go I'm
gonna go massage shoulders hold on bye
Momo I'm working
I can't [ __ ] believe that happened
it's okay we still have Matt we can
still get the win
oh oh boy Matt you can't you can't do
that you can't do that yeah you're okay
I didn't do anything
oh my God
okay we're out how did that that was
terrible yeah that was that was hard to
watch
I don't want to hear it from the guy who
got out the round before that is not but
that was pure RNG on mine yeah yeah yeah
so basically we just have to get we have
to get more qualifications oh yeah I
played a lot of this it's just an
obstacle it's just a regular obstacle
well we can't fall so yeah it's going to
be the big thing I'm gonna play it slow
so many people just fell in front of me
yep that's why I waited are they
respawning oh my God this oh wait you
can respawn this [ __ ] [ __ ] just
like tanked me off the ledge
I'm qualifying nobody's seen a big gamer
move like that since Michael why
why [ __ ] worst did you not make it
Matt I did not know I mean I'm in
Charlie I'm in yeah
is it because you're eating Matt like
you're not like focusing what's going on
no let's stop eating it sounds like I
can hear food in your mouth
wait what the [ __ ] can you oh what the
[ __ ]
the [ __ ] oh you can just sit on top of
this thing and you're fine
wait actually yeah this guy didn't have
to get down at all I'm gonna try this I
didn't look at the ground so hopefully
this is right
girls
quick giggling melon
wait you can literally just Camp it yeah
no wow that's amazing
cause I'm [ __ ] myself
that was scary
yeah I played that on Extreme Ultra
nightmare mode with that guy up there
with me oh my god wow
that was Jesus whoa
this is still nerve-wracking though it
is the longer it takes the worse it
feels yeah
wow rough
big very rough yeah I didn't see the
strawberry Jesus Christ
oh
[Music]
that's right oh now we lost oh that
guy's breaking the headset right now
that's so sad oh [ __ ] Matt I want you to
know I actually pushed you over that oh
thank you
oh [ __ ] that was clutch
oh my God no what the [ __ ] is going on
let me up oh my God I'm gonna scream I'm
Gonna Keep screaming
they're not letting me jump over I'm in
baby I'm in I'm in I'm in
all right yeah I'm out I didn't make it
I I don't understand I don't understand
I don't understand I don't [ __ ] get
it I don't understand so mad
I don't know I don't I don't understand
it was just firing all on its own
without me on it every single time every
single [ __ ] time holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
no he's not as good [ __ ] RNG
basically
to the right I think yep
Andrews
oh wow two in the top 12 that's finals
yep I'm in two more points baby good
work boys yeah
oh this is the one you won earlier can I
run it back run it back run it back
thanks for the reason heart I kind of
just go yeah you guys just should not go
to the same ones though increase your
yeah increase your odds yeah I'm going
to the back side it's left it's left
it's left all right it's straight right
it's straight it has to be straight and
then it has to be right yeah yeah oh we
didn't get it damn damn I got knocked
over
hey we both made it that's fine over and
bullied really hard yeah I think they
recognized that I won two in finals is
fine that's plenty of points because
we've won one and now we have two more
in finals okay remember you cannot fall
do not fall I don't think I've ever
played this I played this a little bit
earlier I I got it immediately
and there's no pressure we're having
some fun yeah everybody no honestly it's
not hard oh I actually you don't have to
be fast look all of us qualify we just
have to not fall as my controller won't
register all right I'm good I'm good
we're back
oh my God oh my God how did this happen
what whoa oh my I'm so embarrassed I'm
so embarrassed
that looked so much higher up than it
was three of us did the exact same
[ __ ] thing
oh my God that's so embarrassing that
looked like it was what the [ __ ]
oh my God Matt holy [ __ ] I'm in baby
dude
patience this is bad yeah don't rush
nice that's your window good oh my God
he's good that dive scared me
easy money oh perfect
nice
beautiful good work Matt all right my
heart's [ __ ] thumping
there's only those two near you so oh my
God oh my God oh my God no no now you
have to be fast Matt because the goo is
coming because you actually have to be
take your time
that's how you do it baby all right okay
okay
good good good good okay the rest is he
the goo got you hey cool this is just
not your map
I think if this game would add the Super
Mario like level maker type feature it
would be an incredible game yeah that's
the thing that blows my mind I don't
know why this has no like custom maps or
mods
they can't even figure out how to put
names back in the game of course they're
not gonna make that all they have to
[ __ ] do is open this game to the
steam
workshops you can make yeah
dude
you're fine you're fine everybody else
got hit
oh thank God oh thank God
okay wait what what what what what what
what
wait
I'm in wait what do you how do you make
it how did you make it across
she does he Dove at the end oh you have
to dive at the end
oh you ride the fan up and then when
you're like real close to the ledge you
died okay didn't know that I dove onto
the fan I thought it would carry it
figure it out too I [ __ ] it up the
first time okay very good I'm out very
[ __ ] good I had no idea uh but still
Gate Crash is like a round one game how
do you keep choking I've never seen that
one how am I supposed to know you're not
supposed to dive onto the fan I thought
it would just carry you to the end as
long as you don't get hit by the the log
like the only way to know that is by
playing that game before
I had no clue that's how I felt about
the ramp
I don't know how that horse guy was but
they tried to [ __ ] me
oh my God what a [ __ ] Legend This
guy's kind of nuts
it's just better dude just better oh the
left side looks hard yeah we're not
doing it oh no
it took forever to respawn what the [ __ ]
was that weird
nice we're good nice recovery
we're in oh my God you're a [ __ ]
Legend good [ __ ] Andrew
I'm sure the other teams that were up
have not scored a single point [ __ ] yeah
of course not it's full
playing student is stuck way in the
beginning right now I'm watching it he's
in like a death spiral here
that was unlucky that was that was
spooky
who was that
nice
fan coming in fan in five okay four
three two one got it yep what the [ __ ]
is that what
entire time that how is it so strong on
you
it literally threw out of the entire
duration of that
what the [ __ ] was that nobody else got
blown like that
I don't understand how the [ __ ] that
happened Andrew I couldn't tell you
maybe if it was mid jump I don't know he
wasn't he wasn't mid-jump though right
when the fan got to me I was on the
ground
interesting oh my god I've never seen
that before
it literally picked you out of the
entire crowd I was the only one that got
pushed that hard I think somebody Rage
Quit
it was me
some some people are saying it could be
mid I was mid-jump because of the game's
latency
oh God I don't know but I think it's
just if that didn't happen I easily
would have won that I think so too that
was such dog [ __ ] oh that was so [ __ ]
stupid
I'm gonna pray on this next one
knows Connor's team that won again wow
yeah that's good though I know it is
good but I don't know if we'll be able
to catch up to their points
well it doesn't matter we don't have to
be in the top uh oh true because it goes
to the hexagon finale if we get there we
win I don't I do not lose hexagon so
they're eliminating the top the bottom
eight teams I think so as long as we're
in the top seven we're guaranteed to the
finals which I think right now we're
still in third I don't know if you can
fall off here Andrew so I'm not going up
the middle at the end I'm gonna go off
to this side I think that's smart I
think depending on where we are it's
smart
good recovery
nice jump
oh yeah
I'm feeling it
if we just stay here if we just follow
people we'll win
nice nice move all right
oh that's big I told you it was middle
it was middle you were right
I'm in I'm in two in the finals that's
big points big points yes everybody get
ready [ __ ] yes we needed that one baby
that was brilliant
that was surgical Andrew good work
in the first place about it I don't give
a [ __ ] but just let them open the door
for you exactly exactly
find the keys to get in just have them
open we were like vampires and they
invited us in those [ __ ] fools
jump and dive late and you can clear the
whole thing in one guy oh I just
immediately died
where am I going
I'm alive wait oh it's this thing I
thought there was something down below
oh well it's not looking good for me
I'll tell you right now Andrew I got
really mixed up I thought there's a like
a jump pad underneath what the [ __ ] bull
[ __ ] [ __ ] well there's no disaster
I'm still unlocked good luck
this one is this even a this isn't a
finals is it yeah I think so it's not
wait how is the isn't this game six yeah
this is like really [ __ ] deep it's
happening it's only eliminating three
people
oh are you serious I had that you really
you gambled a lot on that that was a
huge gamble yeah I don't I don't know
about that worked I've done it a lot
too qualified three yeah it's not
looking good why was there six [ __ ]
rounds in this one yeah it was pretty
stupid honestly
two left
I'm in what no you're not good try
well why are there so many rounds I
don't know that was so upsetting
good play from Bold dodging last oh
that's uh
that's Sea Dogs team again yeah that's
good for us actually that's so good
now keep in mind bold dodging last is
the host
is that true that is true yeah full
dodging glass is the host
well I think we'll avoid elimination
here but that last was such [ __ ] why
did that go seven rounds
thanks Arisa bjord 10K idiots watching
Dead game
holy [ __ ] this guy's like personally
offended
I don't I I don't even know what to say
yeah he's having a bad [ __ ] day
oh 10K people watching this Dead game
how come they don't play Mighty magic 2
with me wait until he looks at the
category right now because of Rivals
he'll lose his goddamn mind he's gonna
[ __ ] spill his milk
I truthfully feel good about it I would
have felt good if we got our two [ __ ]
points last time like
apparently there is an actual Fall Guys
Pro playing I'm guessing on Sea Dogs
team that's pretty wild I didn't know
there was like a like a pro scene
yeah is there a proof I don't know
I haven't seen a single flow guys
neither have I but people keep saying
that that there's like an actual Pro so
he literally brought in a ringer yeah
it's pretty smart wow all right
she has over 2050 crowns holy [ __ ] what
the [ __ ] holy [ __ ]
boys
that's that's not fair that's that's
significant
God I hate saying this out loud but this
really does feel like squid Gabe it's
just getting more and more like real
intense I don't know this one either
I played this before
I stay on the board I think it's the
recept man
oh I have played this I played this once
I played this one time yeah this game is
very easy
oh there's things coming from the sides
there it is and there's a fan blowing
from the left so stay to the left
okay there I go
I tried to get back to the left I
couldn't get there in time good start
for me boys
that fan absolutely blasted me
and I was holding left that entire time
I just wasn't fully on the left side
big [ __ ] place
oh I zero freaking out it was
intentional
oh my God I can't believe three of us
got out on the [ __ ] first game again
and I can't believe the fourth One's
Gonna Win another game so yes he is
here's hoping I don't know what to do
about the fan Charlie why is the fan so
[ __ ] strong I didn't I don't know
what to do so I don't think you can
fight the fan I think you have to just
get out of it as fast as you can oh I
kind of run straight through it run
straight through it while on the side
yeah this is [ __ ] damn it wait this
is pure RNG
why is this one here
at me you [ __ ] morons what are you
doing
this is so why would this be in the
tournament I don't know
why I mean there's nothing there's
nothing you can really do I mean it's
not your fault
it is I think it just goes right to [ __ ]
nope nope another RNG game
what are they doing races very beginning
to give every team a chance
oh see you Sonic wow okay now
Oh I thought they fell off never mind oh
no that guy
oh my God yeah the Rhinos really [ __ ]
everyone up here really oh no you you
respawn oh yeah oh my God that was such
a pointless game if the final round just
gonna be we play games eliminating well
I can tell you immediately who's going
to win no matter what it is could it be
the girl
bull dodging what if all four of these
are just the same player or same team I
hope they group hug it out
oh oh actually anyone could win this one
this one's RNG
that's the strut and she won again
wow stud
helpful for us
actually yes yeah wow
how does this happen in every twitch
Rivals tournament well because there's a
lot of money on the line and there's no
rules so you can bring in like actual
posts that's a good point okay all right
let's get right into it Matt and from
this day forward Matt spent 500 hours in
Fall Guys becoming Pro
yeah to wait for my time to shut up it's
somewhat Saucy we should do the opposite
where the pros are getting into the
rivals tournament we should get into the
pro tournaments
yeah
he complain over here imagine how much
they would complain yep Charlie I want
to hear it are you going to win this
round I'm gonna win this round
it's my least favorite map
oh my God this [ __ ] guy
I'm still through
but yeah I got Goomba stomped let me
[ __ ] it up
I mean did you me too [ __ ] yeah one
person but we're three men yeah we're
three oh [ __ ]
all right just follow me boys I'm
dialing in I'm dialing in
I'll start I already found it I actually
just ahead I see exactly where it is the
strings it's in it's my it's in my brain
watch this
top left top left we're going we're
going Northwest Northwest then we're
going north east bing bang
I'm not a little [ __ ] I'm going in
that was big though that was big
I lead people to Treasures I can't
possess
oh that's it no all right I didn't make
it all right it's all up to you Matt
don't ever dive never dive there's a
crime gotta be
there are no Pros quit using that word
what would you call someone who has like
like a thousand hours in 2050 wins
besides a pro excuse me oh Matt
I can't look at look at where they are
right now like you can uh look at bold
look at bold me up what the [ __ ] they're
about to finish they're already about to
finish
yeah there you go just like that Jesus
no it's not yeah I don't think all right
well we get a consolation prize right
you might well I guess we got to see how
the other teams finish as long as none
of them made it to the end yeah
oh we we might if they don't get points
we might be locked to the end because
the earliest win yeah and that's what I
thought as well yeah so literally we
can't win earlier than me
and now it's totally over she's in first
oh she got bumped she got bumped
[Music]
us
that is bad
wow I love it that was more interesting
than my win
you're not wrong
all right well I think that's where our
tournament run ends we gotta find out we
might make the tie breaker yeah it's
down to the wire
oh yeah I there's zero percent chance we
made it yeah there's an actual zero
percent chance really yeah yeah
oh yeah well we we weren't even playing
for anything then
[ __ ] no we could have had top three if
we had won uh either of those oh lame
where you were close boys
thanks for trying Andrew yeah you did
great Andrew thanks for trying Andrew
well we we dropped the ball at least we
had a good time with our friends
all righty that was that was fun I dug
it first twitch Rivals I had a lot of
fun yeah you did great time you carried
I know you killed it bro
bye guys