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how terrified is Joe Biden uh well this
could be the end that's what I think I
think it could be the end for him we've
said this uh based on conversations that
we've had with so many people that know
the DNC and know the inner functionaries
of the Democrat Party that we began the
week with reporting that they're really
looking to swamp out Joe Biden what
they're going to what they're going to
be looking for here is can Joe Biden
survive a debate with Donald Trump even
with Donald Trump's hands tied behind
his back and so Joe Biden is going in
how how much value is one minute or one
15 minutes of the president's time a lot
so and it does it doesn't really matter
who the president is right to get like
the president's time focus and attention
when the Pres president has fullblown
dementia and no frontal lobe left like
Joe Biden U plates in his
head that's real by the way Joe Biden
had his brain cut open multiple times
all right to fix
aneurysms uh Joe Biden's been made fun
of for decades like Rob we can find a
clip there's a clip of Robin Williams
from like 20 years ago making fun of how
dumb Joe Biden is right because he's had
so many brain issues like how much how
valuable is is the attention span when
you have no functional brain stem right
so Joe Biden spending an entire week
preparing for a debate like that tells
you something tells you how scared they
are it tells you how worried they are it
tells you how much prep they're going to
have to do what they're goingon to have
have to pump this guy full of uh can we
grab that grand old memes meme of like
what the debate prep's going to look
like it's really funny uh but yeah I
mean this tells you that they're scared
and they know they know this is the end
end if Joe Biden underperforms or just
doesn't like destroy Donald Trump which
won't happen then there he's toast
they're going to swap him out they're
going to swap him for either kamla
they're gonna get the old kamla give you
the old give you the old Kamala right
that's that's what they say down in San
Francisco City Hall uh they gonna
they're gonna give us comma they're
gonna have they're going to force Biden
to resign and try and get this historic
honeymoon moment with the first black
female woman hyena half you know
whatever half hyena
president uh and because there's no
other explanation for that cackle
they're just really isn't H or you know
and hope right that she can get one over
on
Trump uh or they're gonna or they're
going to do something even more
nefarious which is kick KL off and shove
Hillary on there uh with the knowled
with everyone's knowledge that like then
Joe Biden is simply The Manchurian
Candidate to like get over the line and
then drop right
and then you get your president
Hillary so we'll see Trump debate prep
uh what's the book say 1,00 in one
insults and put
downs and a Diet Coke Joe Biden debate
prep all of the questions ahead of time
H it's a bunch of needles and shots and
white powder and pills and an
Alzheimer's
pin who and a shower head in there we
know what that means it's shower time
yeah that's right so creepy oh baby
yikes not a good household to grow up in
the Biden household all right so here we
go with the Showdown one week away
that's right next Thursday just make
sure that I'm getting that date wrong
next Thursday right ready to go okay yep
next Thursday it's going to be wild too
man the chat is popping off with tea
parters tea party everyone remembers the
old tea party so awesome uh with The
Showdown one week away Biden who prefers
briefing binders and practice sessions
will be focusing on holding Trump
accountable on his record who's been
president for the last four years who
who's been president for the last four
years
idiots holding Trump
accountable Trump meanwhile has been
trying out new catchphrase uh and bits
of rhetoric ready to pound his rival
with his words that sounds funny Trump
has been trying out new catchphrases I
look forward to that next Thursday's
debate in Atlanta is believed to be the
first time the two men will be in the
same room together in four years since
their final presidential debate on
October 15th 2020 Biden campaign is
already downplaying expectations noting
the president has been busy with his
job okay the president will have less
time for a debate prep than four years
ago when he didn't do good job at during
the debates obviously we could prove
that to you uh his day job uh given his
day job oh okay got
it uh Biden is coming off a hectic two-
week travel schedule having spent five
days in France the 80th anniversary we
knew that didn't go well and Joe Biden
um absolutely had an adult diaper moment
on stage and had to be whisked off by
Jill we saw it all on TV you can't stop
it you can't stop us okay like we're
parents we're parents are you a parent
you're parent right you're parent you
know what happens when your kid goes
into the corner when your kids goes into
the corner and goes like this and then
looks at you like
this what's he doing what what's your
kid doing like you know it and that's
exactly what Joe Biden did on stage we
saw it we all saw it we have we have
eyes so this is what they're going to
do this is a a little shot down here
lower in the article of what it looks
like at David you can see here like Joe
it's going to be Joe Biden surrounded by
like like 50 doofuses and they like
every egghe head every every dandi eggh
head in
DC uh sitting there saying oh got a new
one for you Joe why don't you call Trump
a threat to democracy call him a a
threat to
democracy that'll get him that'll get
him yeah okay got it so so we are uh
ready to rock here uh Donald Trump will
most likely bring the jokes Donald Trump
has said he's going to take a drug test
Trump says I'm gonna take one okay I'm
gonna challenge Biden to take
one so get ready for that ex expect a
joke like this we've done our research
here the great Alx our executive
producer has done our has done a
considerable amount of
research for the show when we read that
Trump is working working on quick quips
okay and new new punch lines and new
lines of punching uh uh back at Joe
Biden so what what could that possibly
be well here's a good example uh Donald
Trump on Joe Biden's cocaine use anybody
G to watch the
debate he's going to be so pumped up
he's going to be pumped up you know all
that stuff that was missing about a
month ago from the White
House what happened who who left it
somebody left it I I wonder let's see
somebody left a laptop in a an office of
a gentleman who was supposed to fix the
laptop from hell he never picked it up
and somebody didn't pick
up hundreds of thousands of dollars
worth of cocaine I wonder who that could
have been I don't
know actually I think it was
Joe I don't know I don't know look at
this look at look at these look at this
you can't help you can't
you can't fix this okay you can't fix
it can't fix it you don't got I mean I
guess you do got to hear let's let's
turn the audio on for a second you can't
be Pro Insurrection and pro cop you
can't be Pro Insurrection and pro
democracy you can't be pro- Insurrection
and pro-american Donald Trump like the
courage to act the brave women and men
in blue all across this nation should
never forget that you can't be Pro
Insurrection what a like like how look
how quickly I love you okay and I know
that the feeling is
mutual and you you you probably care
about I I care about your health I want
you to live a healthy happy long life in
this in this great beautiful country and
we're going to make it Greater uh than
it is
today um but if I did the show like
that let's play play the clip how show
like it if we did the show like
this would you would you be concerned
for my health if I showed up to work to
do the stream like
this would somebody call an ambulance
and I didn't blink for the next 90
minutes and my voice was all
ulated would you would you be worried I
would be very very worried yeah put it
yeah you put it which Joe Biden they got
today which Joe Biden they going to get
out there which Joe Biden's going to
show up for the debate it's going to be
number seven or number four my
favorite's number seven uh which Joe
Biden's Gonna Leave the Roomba charger
right like go go out to the stage and we
know that Joe Biden has been begging
they've been begging to let him uh you
know sit on The Squatty Potty during the
debate they've been begging they wanted
Joe Biden plus a Squatty
Potty at the debate you know The Squatty
you Remember The Squatty Potty that's
that's what they wanted that the The Joe
Biden campaign's like we're going to sue
you to make sure that Joe Biden can sit
right like a dog during the debate they
wanted him to sit it's too long of a
debate I think it's like 90 minutes I
think there's no commercial breaks I'm
pretty sure about that Alx do we have
like a nice big fat list of like the uh
debate R yeah we do have the debate
rules okay right here so it's going to
be 90 minutes no commercial breaks and
Biden's going to have to stand I guess
the entire time and presumably that
means Biden will be on camera for 90
minutes and we haven't seen that in a
while he's going to have to stand the
whole time so what's gonna you know what
are they gonna what are they gonna do to
the guy what are they gonna pump the guy
full of what is it what is your guess
where do all the magical bags of
campaign uh cocaine come from all over
DC where do they come from they find
them everywhere little teeny bags of
cocaine just sprinkled throughout
DC little little uh snow Santa Claus
just sprinkles them out of the sled
where do they come from somebody it's
like this is like a trend I'm
noticing will Joe Biden be able to stand
for that long how long will the pocket
catheter be that Joe Biden will be using
will it stretch backstage will you see
like a little line little yellow line
tube all the way backstage Jill back
there furiously pumping
you don't know no one can know there's
going to be no commercial breaks so
we're not sure and if they try and
switch out Joe Biden with from the
Roomba charging stations right if they
if they're like number number seven get
out you're you're done quick number two
get out there
right H it's going to be really hard to
do that without a commercial break it's
going to be really hard and we'll see
we'll
see where are they going to go
okay all right enough having enough
having fun so even the libs are saying
even the libs are saying dude you're
finished here this is the Obama guy
remember like van J van Jones is the
voice of Obama this is like a this is
like a personal threat go this this this
is the entire election as far as I'm
concerned the entire world will be
watching there if you have if you are a
carbon based life form you're going to
be watching if you've got a functioning
brain stem you're going to be watching
because if Biden goes out there and
messes up it's game over if if he if he
walks out there and a week later he's
lower in the polls it's panick in the
party but
you okay so if you are a carbon based
life form you're going to be
watching Carolyn levit one of our
friends is saying that uh they have are
trying Ruth like severely to set the bar
as low as humanly possible uh during the
debate and for the debate and to give
Biden as many legs up uh as possible not
as many legs up as The Squatty Potty
would but nonetheless doing their best
right to literally hoist uh Joe Biden
over the Finish Line let's go Caroline
his team thinks if he doesn't perform
it's over I mean it is over early and
there's no coming back does the former
president Donald Trump feel that type of
pressure well president Trump is very
excited about this debate however the
mainstream media has also set the bar so
low for this debate for Joe Biden Jesse
that if he gets up there and doesn't
soil himself and doesn't fumble and
bumble over every word he says then the
media is going to declare this a win for
Joe Biden president Trump knows what
he's getting into with CNN this is going
to be a three-on-one debate with three
people who have not treated him fairly
have lied about him uh but he's ready
and it shows his commitment to deliver
his winning message to the American
public that he's willing to go on CNN
and the real question for Joe Biden's
Victory is going to be whether he can
stand up there and defend his abysmal
policies can he defend his record high
inflation crisis can he defend his wide
open border Invasion that is leading to
a loss of life across this country that
will Define how well Joe Biden does in
this
debate okay so here you have both sides
saying yeah Biden's doomed if he can't
get this debate right so why don't we go
ahead and check in on Joe Biden during
debates here here's a here's an
interesting little cut of the 2020
debates these are debates with other
Democrats where Joe Biden was running
for Resident
and you know you decide how's uh how did
Joe Biden do four years ago and do you
think he's improved any yeah here we go
gave it uh I think it was 54 don't hold
me to that 54% over 500 miles a day
excuse me 250 m a day
150 million people been killed since
2007 more than all the
Wars including
Vietnam now we have over 120 million
dead from covid it's estimated that 200
million people have died probably by the
time I finish this
talk a $15 million
$15,000 $15 minimum wage
500,000 50,00 excuse me 50,000 3 330 or
303
330 or Bo right
anyway it's
actually it's actually a great insight
into the way the Democrats report news
the entire country's dead the whole
country just died of a gun crime there
was a uh a shooting and 150 million
people are now dead and Co killed
another 150 million the the whole
country only has 350 million people in
it we're de we're all dead everyone died
we're all dead okay you you right now
currently
watching we're all dead we're so sorry
uh this is uh if you tune in to MSNBC or
CNN on the wrong day like this is quite
literally like the the model of
reporting so it's actually not too far
off from from where the Democrat psyche
is so yeah it's going to be a uh it's
going to be wild time somebody I hear is
doing a bit of debate prep with Donald
Trump is V Ron Swami V uh sort of uh
shooting from the hit talking about what
that debate's going to mean and what the
strategy is going to be here we go when
when you debated in the primaries I
thought you you showed yourself to be
very able in terms of being able to
debate you're very sharp you're very
quick you're very knowledgeable and
Donald Trump is going into what I
believe and you you can disagree with me
if you want three-on-one situation the
rules are certainly in Biden's favor
they're going to mute his mic they'll
probably interrupt him every time he
speaks um what advice would you give the
president and do you think that um out
of my mind when I say that we should
probably expect the return of jack up
Joe the guy that we saw at the State of
the
Union I don't think that's crazy to
think at all I do think a drug test is
fair game the American people deserve
transparency there was cocaine found in
the the White House earlier this year
after all and I'm only saying that half
jokingly Sean the reality is is this
going to be a fair fight of course it's
not the reality is is this going to be
three-on-one it is I think the American
people can see through that so up there
is it going to be a little bit
uncomfortable when you have the two
moderators as though they're just
debating with you from CNN after all
along with Joe Biden on the stage yes it
will but my advice to president Trump
and I'm fully confident that he's
prepared to execute on it is to just be
himself be honest with the American
people who now see through those
mainstream media tricks fool me once
shame on you fool me twice shame on me
Americans understand that and they're
not about to be fooled
again okay great good bring in V for
debate
prep do it here's what I would do I
would if I and I'm not certainly not in
charge but if they if the Trump team
were to ask me put to put the is one of
the moderators
right put de Bay like make his role in
the war game to be a very like a very
quippy a very chirpy Jake
pepper Dan be like how is it that and
this is reported news Okay
so there's sometimes where we use
alliteration on this program there's
sometimes where we use very flowery
language to describe things there's
sometimes where we where we just draw
conclusions based on all the available
evidence there's none of that going on
here CNN gave Hillary the questions in
advance full stop okay it's not me
speculating that it's not me saying that
because I think that or because uh I
just hate Hillary Clinton which I do
it's because they
did how does CNN get another debate
after they did this like can we hunt
down this article CNN gave just just get
me an article to like give me a rock
like get get me that rock solid black
ink on that on that article see CN gave
Hillary the questions in advance how can
we possibly trust them to not do that
with Biden
how how I'm making it up Donna
Brazil uh literally shoved the questions
that CNN was going to ask uh it down her
bazer and brazer them all over to
Hillary and they sat there uh sucking
down the cheap chardonay ooing the
questions ahead of time
CNN fires Donna Brazil for giving de
questions to Hillary
Clinton so what does that mean do we get
a taky
baxes like does Donald Trump get to do
another debate right with Hillary
Clinton who had to be blindfolded for 24
hours ahead of time to not get the
debate questions like how are we to
trust this
network how are we to trust the network
when the host of the net the the host of
the
debate
is like like the way he behaves on
camera is like somebody who's in
a straight
jacket right in the corner of
a room that has cushions on the wall
he's rocking back and forth and he keeps
mumbling to himself orange man bat
orange man bat orange man bat how are we
supposed to trust that guy as a debate
moderator orange man bat orange man bad
this is Jake Tapper this this is Jake
Tapper watch as we watch Donald Trump
attempt to turn his arrest and
indictment into some sort of campaign
commercial the folks in the control room
I don't need to see any more of that he
this he's trying to turn this he's
trying to turn it into a spectacle into
a campaign ad that's enough of that
we've seen it already here he is right
now under under my voice you hear him
repeating his anti-immigrant rhetoric
president Trump now in quarantine has
become a symbol of his own failures he
is running the single most negative
sleazy campaign in American history for
a major Party candidate if you were to
open up a copy of Hitler's mine comp you
would find the Nazi leader describing
the mixing of non-germans with Germans
as poisoning there's really no other way
to say it Donald Trump's language
mirrors this directly he pushes the
government of the United States to to
use its power and credibility to justify
his
lies
cool great so that's the guy we're going
to
trust to moderate the
debate
fairly you remember who this I I want to
like do just a really quick just a
really quick people's history of who
Jake Tapper
is Jake Tapper is a Democrat
staffer you know term staffer he's his
job was PR for Democrats Jake terer
worked for the
DNC Jake Tapper worked on Capitol Hill
for Democrats to do their press that's
how the guy got started this is not some
type of deep conspiracy theory there not
some kind this is not some kind of like
thing that I was able to to go dig up
because of my great sources in DC it's
literally in his
Wikipedia Jake Tapper
began he
began by working for
DC Washington DC Democrats PR
Flack his job was to push like Democrat
information
misinformation you know he's a real
scumbag
too the guy in order for to get to get
clout the guy went on a the guy went and
uh dated Monica
Lewinsky just to get a story it's like
brought Monica Lewinsky out on a bunch
of
dates because Monica Lewinsky was
bagging Bill
Clinton and Jake Tapper wanted a piece
uh for his
piece that he was writing about Monica
Linsky it's family show please mind out
of the gutter but that's what that this
is what was happening
like he's a scum he's like open about it
he like talks about it this guy's a
complete scumbag he's a psychopath
everybody in DC knows he like jumps up
in people's DMS and like screams at them
anytime you say anything like even
remotely mean about him he's like in
your DMs like yelling at you it's like a
regular practice for Jake Tapper I got a
million DMS from Jake Tapper maybe just
screenshot him and put them out this
week got millions of DMS from Jake
Tapper angry and muing about this or
that he didn't like that that I
tweeted so it's so funny like who how
thin skinned these people are these
people are thin skinned these people are
like if you took a vampire and you put
him uh in the Mojave Desert uh wearing a
g-ring and you watch how quickly they'd
fry like they just have they just
translucent these
people so yeah this is who Jake Tapper
is
when we tell you it's funny because we
can't say this about I think we can't
say this about me most of the people in
corporate media because most of the
people in corporate media haven't
actually physically worked at the DNC
like as in like here's my here's my
punch card going into work King like I
work for the DNC Jake Tapper is that guy
he just literally worked for the
DNC so like be prepared for that right
like this week like no like no know thy
enemy they say so be prepared for that
this week know your enemy this is Jake
Tapper now somebody who's been butt
buddies with Joe Biden for such a long
time okay and I don't know what I don't
know exactly what that that term means I
just assume that means sharing a adult
like an adult diaper or something with
them is Chris Wallace Chris Wallace is
that limp
wristed uh you know
muing
whiny U
pedantic privileged nepo baby who has no
actual talent and who has uh the neck of
an
orangutang and he is somehow like given
some type of prestigious place in
Washington politics because he decides
to you know spend his nights in hot tubs
with
politicians uh drinking champagne and
talking about all their deepest secrets
and that is how DC Works quite literally
and Chris Wallace was also given the
opportunity to be Joe Biden's best
friend butt buddy on stage during the
last debates this should have never
happened this should never be allowed
this kind of stuff it's so rigged
against us why do we allow it why do we
allow it I don't know if I were in
charge I wouldn't I would say you're K
you're joking right like the guy who was
at Joe Biden's wedding like like these
guys who've like been best friends their
entire
lives like these gu we're not going to
allow these guys to like be the debate
moderators I have a fix for all this but
you know we'll we'll wait a few years
we'll see we'll see how big the show can
get and we'll see if we can actually
like change things I have a fix for all
this but I'll I'll show you here's
exactly what happened the last time that
somebody who was like Joe Biden's best
friend Big Time vicious anti-trump hater
got a chance to moderate the debate
expect a lot of this on Thursday here's
Chris Wallace doing the debate for Joe
Biden right Joe Biden just gets to sit
over there on his Roomba charger with
his uh seven mile long pocket
catheter and Chris Wallace just debates
Joe Biden does even have to show up
Chris Wallace can sit there with his
little limp wrists and being like Mr Mr
President here we go mayor of moscow's
wife gave your son $3.5 million what did
he do to deserve it what did he do with
Baris to deserve
$183,000 question an answer not none of
that is true totally Mr president
president please totally discredited
totally discredited and by the way well
wait he didn't get3 and half million
dollar Joe Mr Vice he got and half
million it is not true really Mr
President you it's it's an open
discussion please you it's a fact well
you have raised an issue let the
president answer
discredited 183,000 a month with no
experience in energy Mr President my son
did nothing wrong at barisma think Mr
President he doesn't want to let me
answer because he knows I have the truth
his position has been totally thoroughly
discredited in ukra media by everybody
well by the media by our allies by the
World Bank by
by everyone has discredited matter of
fact matter of fact even the people who
testified interesting that
clip considering the news of the last
couple
weeks you know namely the fact that
they're talking about Hunter Biden's
laptop
and every time that Donald Trump lands a
blow about Hunter Biden's laptop it's
Chris Wallace standing there going no no
no no no no no no no no
no yet lo and
behold a week
ago in marches the FBI holding a
greasy stained bag inside of it the
physical Hunter Biden laptop slaps it
down on the table in front of the judge
and goes your honor it's real and we've
known it's real since 2019 we have
18,000 pages of hard meta data on this
laptop and uh yeah it's it's all real so
they knew what they were doing at the
time obviously this is this is election
rigging okay at its
finest they they that's what they were
doing and Joe Biden knew it was real and
but Joe Biden never had to answer a
question about it see isn't that amazing
is amazing how it all
works what a reporter should do okay and
not somebody who you know has like a
dual Snuggie with Joe Biden that they
you remember the Snuggies you remember
those Snuggies you can get like the
twers Snuggies that's Chris Wallace and
Joe Biden okay they put on the two
person
Snuggies uh at you know 6 pm and they
get very they get warm cups of milk of
magnesia and then they sit there and
they
watch um Gilligan's Island together and
that's what happens and that you know
don't ask there's a lot of cuddling
going on under the
Snuggie I don't know what color it would
be and be fuzzy yellow but anyway that
like when you have a reporter back on
track Benny when you have a reporter
like an actual reporter okay that's
playing it straight and that given that
scenario where nobody's quite sure if
the the laptop's real or not no one's
sure okay but F but it sure looks real
an actual reporter would say uh hey
answer the question Joe is the laptop
real and what's on it seems really
detailed so how do you account for that
they're like very intimate like can't be
faked footage of your son committing a
bunch of crimes like surely you must
comment on this this is like bombshell
stuff October surprises they call them
no nothing like you're just going to say
nothing
like a real reporter would have would
have said okay answer the
question this is what Donald Trump was
trying to do was trying to Simply say
here's the information answer the
question but
instead instead of finding truth
reporting these days is about protecting
power and that's what's so sick it is
the inversion actually of our first
amendment reporters today are not
about protecting you which is the point
of a free press the point of a free
press and what we do humbly on this
program is I stand there for you you and
I agree I would assume on many things
and I am there to protect your family
and my family and to use the power of
this audience to do those things I will
take my shield and I will take my sword
and I will do my very best with all of
my energy and all the energy that we
have here at Team Benny to fight for
you that is our charge okay and we'll
just it might be very humble and you
know might who knows who knows what we
can do what kind of damage we can do but
we will we will fight we have the same
motivations you have we just want to
protect this place for our children
that's it and so with you at our backs
we will do our best to fight the uh
Elites that really really hate you and
they're demonic and we believe that
we're SP fighting spiritual battles here
and so that's what we'll do okay okay we
consider oursel uh journalists we
consider ourselves press we consider
ourselves media we have big bigger
audience than than half the other people
that have little you know Punch Cards
for the White House so there we go
ding what the job is for the corporate
media is reversed it is their job at
their backs is the elites and the the
powerful and the like the the demons and
the people who have like an enormous
amount of power and they're very very
small percentage of people in this
country they're like the 1% we have like
90% of the country at our back like 90%
of the country agrees with
us so we have like 90% of the country
the workers the laborers the tea parters
the like the legitimate like real people
they're all they all support us the
journalists they have like the 1% or
less 1% of the 1% and they're the ones
fighting them leave the billionaires
alone
leave the people running trillion dollar
hedge funds
alone right don't attack them we'll
defend them leave the Epstein Island
politicians alone don't ask who was on
Epstein Island I got an interview coming
up with Bill Clinton I won't ask about
EP Island that's who they're defending
it's sick it's
sick and it is the inversion of what
press is press is supposed to be press
is supposed to be me amplifying your
voice to the powerful speaking truth to
power what the corporate media does is
speak power to truth they will lie and
protect Joe Biden in order to confuse
you manipulate you or to rig uh an
election and so that is the inversion
and that is now the great this is now
the the Great Awakening and this is why
we're
so very excited ladies and gentlemen for
the the growth of this audience
obviously and for the power that we
bring to the table cuz it's going to be
a a really fun
battle and as a uh you know as a happy
as a happy Army happy Warriors we can
really uh do some damage
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