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it has cuss words in it it's not our
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discretion is
advised yo what's up you sorry ass
[ __ ] it's your boy Knuckles the
Akida and today I'm about to rip Sega a
new one that's right I'm talking about
those dumbass execs who've turned me
into the [ __ ] Yamcha of the Sonic
Universe you heard me Yamcha the [ __ ]
punching bag of Dragon Ball Z how the
hell did I go from being the badass
guardian of the Master Emerald to being
a goddamn joke and don't get me started
on that [ __ ] Sonic Boom version of me
I look like a roided up goof a goddamn
steroid case with zero brains is that
what you think of me Sega is that it
just another mindless muscle head for
your shitty punchlines [ __ ] that that
ain't me I'm the guy who took on Sonic
I'm the dude who's supposed to be
guarding the Master Emerald not prancing
around like some idiot who's had one too
many protein shakes and then you've got
these movies right they somehow manage
to make me look like a slightly better
version of that boom joke great now I'm
just a sidekick with a few more brain
cells but still the butt of every joke
like what the [ __ ] man what the actual
[ __ ] I'm not some comic relief I'm not
here to be the [ __ ] punchline I'm
supposed to be the godamn enforcer the
muscle with the brains to back it up but
no instead they've got me stumbling
around like I'm Sonic's [ __ ] backup
dancer this is [ __ ] and let's talk
about that edgy bastard Shadow the
Hedgehog oh yeah Sega you thought you
were slick huh you just up and replac me
with that emo gun toing dark and
mysterious wannab be badass well [ __ ]
you for that Shadow's cool and all but
he's taking my spot that's supposed to
be me the one standing Toe to Toe with
Sonic not lurking in the godamn shadows
like a discount Batman but no now I'm
just the muscle head sidekick while
shadow gets to play the tortured
anti-hero [ __ ] great just [ __ ]
great Sega listen the [ __ ] up I'm done
with this [ __ ] I'm done being the comedy
act the Yamcha of the Sonic franchise
I'm Knuckles the godamn Akida the
guardian of the Master Emerald and I'm
not taking this [ __ ] lying down anymore
it's time for you to put some goddamn
respect on my name or I swear I'll take
that Master Emerald and shove it right
up your ass so to all you out there who
think it's funny to see me as a joke
think again I'm done playing around it's
time for Knuckles to take back his spot
and if that means smashing some skulls
along the way then so be it Sega you
better [ __ ] fix this or I'll make
sure the next time you see me it won't
be for a laugh [ __ ] you for making me
the big dumb [ __ ] of the Sonic Universe
goodbye [ __ ]