I'm not usually one to give a [ __ ] about
celebrity relationships and all that
jazz but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't
invested in this whole Kanye verse Pete
Davidson Feud this wild and wacky anime
Arc where they're fighting each other
all over Kim Kardashian it's like how
there was that entire War fought over
Helen of Troy but in this case it's a
cyber War where it's only fought with
[ __ ] posts on Instagram like when Kanye
had that music video where he like
buries Pete Davidson alive or
decapitates him or whatever that [ __ ]
had me giggling this whole thing has
been super
silly but like in the best possible way
to the point where I can't help but care
about it I'm like a middle school girl
just glued to this gossip and it really
is the gift that keeps on giving I can't
help but feel like I'm being lied to and
it's all fabricated because almost all
of this [ __ ] always is but I it doesn't
take away from the entertainment value
God damn it as a spectator sport it is
still thrilling like even just yesterday
those text messages text messages
between Kanye and Pete Davidson that
came out where Pete Davidson was like
hey let's meet man-to-man you're being a
[ __ ] Kanye replies saying where are you
right now and Pete says in bed with your
wife and then puts a cherry on top of
the cake by sending a [ __ ] selfie
from like his belly button up to his
nipples and he's got like Kim's name
scribbled on there and Sharpie and he's
sticking his tongue out and giving him
the finger or whatever it was one of
those really awful angles it looked like
when Ricky Gervais used to post those
pictures that looked like he was pushing
his face through his own [ __ ] like it
was so goofy and so entertaining but the
thing is I can't help but feel bad for
both of them because Kim Kardashian is
just not worth all of that under any
circumstances I'm not a big Kim
Kardashian fan but I actually do like
Pete Davidson and Kanye I don't really
like a lot of Kanye's new work I think
it's a little lackluster compared to his
older [ __ ] but I digress I still do like
Kanye as an artist and I do like Pete
Davidson's work outside of SNL I think
SNL is absolutely unbearably [ __ ]
awful but Pete Davidson outside of that
is a genuinely entertaining guy to
listen to but Kim Kardashian I have
nothing nice to say about her so I feel
bad that these two dudes are you know
going through this whole song and dance
at the circus here over Kim Kardashian
and you know what dare I say it I'm just
not a fan of any of the Kardashians
that's it I said it it's a hot take I
know but it needed to be said I'm not a
hero I'm just letting my whole [ __ ] flop
out here and hit you with the truth I
don't like the Kardashians so come hell
or high water I'm sticking to my guns
and I'm letting that opinion be known in
the public eye I'm I'm not a fan of the
Kardashians I don't think that's
something that's ever been said before
so I think you should all appreciate my
bravery in sharing that opinion with you
in fact there's a clip that I keep
thinking about that's playing in the
back of my head rent free like every day
for the last week where she just calls
out women who don't want to work even
though she herself is the product of
just being born lucky she had a good
spawn and just lucked out she just got
very [ __ ] generous with RNG and she
has the audacity to [ __ ] on people
saying that they don't have the drive to
work anymore I'll play the clip for you
and we'll go over it a bit I have the
best advice for women in business get
your [ __ ] ass up and work it seems
like nobody wants to work these days so
true you have to surround yourself with
people that want to work have a good
work environment where everyone loves
what they do because you have one life
no toxic work environments and show up
and do the work pretty inspirational
advice from someone who is literally
born rich and their first major
breakthrough in the public eye was with
a sex tape leak a very hard worker
though for sure Kim this is like that
Meme of how to draw an owl step one draw
a circle step two draw the [ __ ] owl
that is basically Kim Kardashian step
one be born step two you're rich it's
[ __ ] silly that she would have like
the gall the hutzpah to say something
like this totally unironically and just
Shameless and then even more
embarrassing is her sister who chimes in
like agreeing with her like yep that's
true and what is she wearing by the way
I'm not exactly like a fashion icon
myself unless of course you're a huge
white T-shirt Enthusiast but her outfit
is actually just two pokeballs over her
titties it looks like the Tron suit but
only for boobies I know there's nothing
Brave or groundbreaking about saying you
don't like the Kardashians or making fun
of the Kardashians but with this whole
celebrity drama thing it just does make
me feel bad because it's two people that
I do appreciate fighting over someone
that I don't think deserves it at all
but at the end of the day I'm not their
dad I have no say in their relationship
nor how they handle it I'm just that
creepy weirdo huff and down Cliff Bars
in the corner enjoying the show with a
smile on my face and uh yeah I just
wanted to talk about this a bit because
this whole Pete Davidson Kanye [ __ ] has
just been super interesting to me full
of so many wild and wacky moments so
yeah that's really about it so yeah