Hello viewers, it is I, Phil the FLEX TAPE®©™ G U Y. *flexes*
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I am going to saw this boat in half.
*boat appears*
*I sawed this boat in half*
Hello, and now it is time to apply the tape.
*Phil conjures the tape*
*applies tape*
Wow, it looks just like normal.
*Phil stares into your soul*
Okay, for my next trick, I need a person. Do we have any volunteers?
( ( ( echoes ) ) )
*nope, guess not*
Okay, how about you...
𝐒 𝐇 𝐄 𝐋 𝐃 𝐎 𝐍
W H A T
*uhhh*
To show you the power of flex tape,
I̡̕ ͡w̵̢i͡͠l̕l̕ ̶s̡͏̀a̕͏w̧͘ Y̨̢̍̏͊ͩ͑͐̓͛ͣͬͯͨ̔͠͏̣̬̩̣̙ͅ ̢̭̰̳͈̩͎͎̈́͛̔ͦͮͦ̒͛̊ͤ̽́̉̐ͫ̒͌ͦ̚͠͡ͅO̢̜̖͙̩̙̟̘̻̱̮͉͔̓̌̍̋̏͆̍̕͘ ̧̧͉̲̩̟͈̭͎̤̥͇̫̖̥̯̣ͩͣ̏̇ͫͪ͂́̈͂ͅͅͅƯͬ̔̉͑̏̑͆̆̌̓ͦ̽͝͏̭͔̪̪̞̼
*sawing*
*splits halves*
Time to apply the tape again
*Phil conjures another tape*
*applies tape again*
Haha yes, we have achieved
𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑮𝑮𝑨𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑰𝑰𝑶𝑶𝑵𝑵
Buy flex tape now...
Or I will shrink
*Phil's head shrinks while he stares into your soul*
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