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right watch me get
canell everybody didn't get offended by
everything holy [ __ ] the world sucks
shocked at this it does make more sense
when you realize the original name of
the cereal was breakfast at Barney watch
me drink of Coco you have to understand
the stone time rock news was telling
everybody this wasn't racist at all ch
ch damn insensitive bab ruining my
innocent cartoons nothing the original
have good fun
jokes see I'm not getting offended
Flintstones have officially somebody
makes fun of us me whatever [ __ ] I laugh
too godam it don't mean they hate
you delicious Harless fun this doesn't
end with a gong
uhoh well at it didn't begin with a gun
so
offensive Che aren't you I guess this
this came out during I got get off
though CU everybody and we're trying to
catch in on that but man this ad
hilariously backfired in the long run F
my PE it's just a
stereotyp comfortable breast never
mind oh God he is well we just figured
out the real reason he went to prison
What the fu this is one of those
commercials that honestly just has one
CRA me up and for all I know maybe it's
just me but it's worth sharing in case
there's other people who bust a gut
seeing it the Hamburg has a dream that
anything he touches turns to
Cheeseburgers cheese I don't remember
this cheeseburger he sounds over here
cute whatever but then it leads to BB
don't touch Grimace oh my God that is my
everything the image of an escaped
convict going up to Barney the
dinosaur's clitters and a scary clowning
his junk saying don't touch Grimace is
top five funniest things I've ever seen
don't touch Grim top three it also does
I'm sure somebody got offended by that
perverted Buster Bunny tou
touch touch my face thatd touch you
sound like a guy who's calling a sex
hotline for the first time yeah he needs
to stop saying touch touch some of that
lipstick where would you like me to
touch you tou you know this very often
do you touch my face okay I charge
double for calls like this boy that
don't even sound a hamburger but that's
the earlier version hello do you have
Prince Albert in a
can I guess this commercials okay just
keep the term of your head when watching
it you haven't touched your cheeseburg
will you stop you're not making it
better say also alive I thought too hard
about this yeah they're alive chocolate
is scous
okay calm down on Coke in
the80s crunch
Barun act like every Rice Crispy in it
is a speed pellet got big blue
eyeses weird turned his head so fast he
broke his neck he was just so into it he
kept going despite
dying this kid is so extra Mario Lopez
should host him creepy that is
aliun one of my favorite things to do is
to just pause at random moments every
frame looks like a corpse from a Smile X
commercial crunches quit being creepy
chocolate so natural only your
Undertaker knows for sure crun rest in
peace crunches that term sounds familiar
too I wouldn't be surprised if a scrum
Dilly lawsuit is in the near future I
shall forfeit all rights Privileges and
licenses etc etc really what is up with
this kid that's why
he's not normal that's what's
up he looks at the far the same way he
look at a girl he's keeping alive in a
pit it's kind of pissing me off just
looking at that face it puts the foil on
its skin or else it gets the crunch
again and it's creepy yeah not
surprisingly this
mity being so much people edit in
different replacements for the crunch
sound
effect oh everybody knows something of
everything
okay stop that
now as funny as those are I feel like
they've all been done and I can't think
of any to addly Crunch I how about this
that's why
I crunch punchline there I kill the meme
it's what I do yeah some of these memes
they get out of controls there must be
some passion behind it that a lot of
people got into hell these actors
certainly did way into it they must got
paid a million a
piece good day sir got hear Chocolate
Factory man Wily Wonka can't believe
it cookie with the scientific
[ __ ] okay will you stop their before you
drag them to your windowless van this is
an ad for monster cookies and I guess on
paper this idea is kind of cute a
monster giving kids sweets to munch on
the execution though pretty terrifying
cookie a Munch monster cookie the looks
on these kids says it all they're just
playing around and then suddenly they're
like is this how I die this boy thought
he was doing a My Buddy commercial and
then he's like stop they know what
they're doing there I think they're
trying to be creep before this girl
started gagging on hers every one of
them looks like a last not image on an
FBI's missing list I feel like this
wasn't operation cook monster was
setting up and they come in six great
flavors first one free then you pay what
the [ __ ] make things funnier he out of
nowhere starts singing and the temp
music in the commercial doesn't
accompany
him asack there's monster money on
every great
flavors send this [ __ ] the pron
moners yeah I just wanted to sing there
my improv teacher says I'm the exception
to yes
and I'm sorry I love this ad it's the
surrealism that makes it so great
because if you think it's weird with
kids imagine this [ __ ] happening
randomly with adults oh no don't
psychopath we've given into all of your
demands now where is the bomb you want
the bomb Pig solve this riddle in 5
seconds or it goes off what's red on the
inside but a
cookie man get that out of my face what
are you doing get your gun out
what the
[ __ ] you may have blown up three other
buildings already but you going going to
get away with this oh God man what the
[ __ ] get out of
here wow she got shot I have some bad
news about Mommy what is it
Daddy well you to whatever commercials
very dangerous what do you mean was well
in her last assignment she of
you son of a [ __ ] I'm trying to give
the worst news I've ever given in my
entire life have a cookie
get what the hell's matter with you I
said
have okay y sh we'll have a cookie I
know we had guns don't worry about that
right now just do whatever the monster
says should be surprised the monster
there sad you know what'll
help okay yeah yeah sure off
everything okay M up man it's dragging
out man I went darker faster than you
ual on this
one yes hilarious also yes monster
cookies they're
everywhere show
yourself all right it's new got to go
turtle go to go no here's your
obligatory poop one get that [ __ ] out of
here what's up with love things that
[ __ ] for cting cuty and elegant you are
you sure do love stinky ass turds a lot
you're supposed to faster than us sick
people made this [ __ ] they knew what
they were doing they sold it off as a
kid I have no idea why this is a thing
yeah and there's toilet paper in the
background name of this literal stinker
got to go Turtle let's make little like
for kids with and peacock already
banned I don't know why they got this
thing drops a deuce but does it have to
look like Franken Barry's tumor it's
gross it's weird and not in a good way I
hate this I'm going to take a
flamethrower to it to turtle that should
have been taken off the shelf moment
wants
one hell yeah who didn't grow up with
this jingle I do remember this
commercial
actually want
some this is one of those Jingles
everyone remembers and no one because
it's so catchy yet you never remember
remember the variations of the word
pieces see certain things to stick with
you cuz it's really catchy little pieces
Reese's Pieces that's it racist and
that's in your head forever racist
pieces only remember is gold pieces
because they had that sound effect of an
opera singer
climax come on let's come up with some
more memorable ones so we can hum it
better okay piz Jes pieces Pizza piz P
PES pieces peaches pieces pie of pieces
pie of pieces pces pieces loost pieces
missing pieces bits and pieces rees's
pieces all right now get to the part
where you say [ __ ]
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shell you know they didn't say it but
did they say it they said it imagine
it's these actors singing in there's no
debate they
definitely I know it's super simple but
sometimes that's the best I still love
this commercial and it's [ __ ] shell
to Pieces they went through a lot of
work to make it
Jus
okay hey you know what the internet not
talking He-Man well these M Supermarket
ads are as they joke that they save so
much money he Skeletor became more epic
was that Jill Valentine He-Man Skeletor
way
possible
why He-Man and Skeletor you're so money
Supermarket you just ruined it right
there man in Skeletor completely
straight yeah I bet you didn't know the
bar you walked into was the blue oyster
I knew he man was gay but didn't they do
this to
Skeletor these ads are really funny
right down to the fact that Skeletor is
wearing sunglasses despite the fact that
he has no eyes he's not but a
goose even Christopher Lloyd's getting
into the action skor saved at money
Supermarket he feels that cat's getting
freak
out man how much must have Skeletor
hated the competitor supermarkets to be
this enthusiastic creepy what do you
mean you don't carry that item a
different there aren't a lot of people
that ask for skin and I suppose purple
loin cloths blue Spandex and Tiny claws
are out of the question too are you sure
you're not thinking of the leather
treasure store on 69th Street listen
here you bobble-headed bureaucratic boob
you will rule the day you didn't
Overstock your wares with rhy and CR did
Havoc
staffs is that your high skill Tor that
was leather treasure on 69th street
thank
you where's he man these ads are great
they're
funnyy and they had double the screen
time He-Man had in master Revelation
weird skeleton you're so money Super
Market if I had a nickel every time
someone used that
catchphrase that was a weird
watch me feed my baby AR screw that kid
dad watch this milk disappear into a
hole in a bottle
that's daddy you can f it again she got
a bit of a t doesn't she Daddy watch me
feed my baby Aron daddy you can f it
again don't you girl Spain me I bought
this Cabbage Patch Village of the damn
dollar I can take it back that was
creepy God I love the realism of how she
eats her
food that's she [ __ ]
too Jesus to make a vacuum sound every
time it did
that I think I do remember this
commercial the couch I I remember that
scene with that it's like I need to ask
now our favorite smells like
cherries Apparently one of the big
things about this toy was the cherries
which a lot of people swear was one of
the best smelling things on earth no how
much do people love it the cherries
alone not including the doll go from $75
to $1100
real
Jesus even the Dad sniffing him is like
a [ __ ] man I need more of that in my
life maybe I can sell the kids to get
more stop okay here's the cherries let's
see what's so special about
them baby
cherries I knew it wait what an but
clearly got the job done and left a big
impact and probably killed a few brain
cells from that does not look real
baby all gone
baby you see
here point we went on a Disney cruise
with commercial Z I guess there's a
rumor this Disney Cruise Line commercial
was banned shortly after running find
any confirmation for that it honestly
wouldn't surprise me it starts off
innocent enough with a kid talking with
her mom about how much fun she had on
the trip my own club and my mom had a m
b with Daddy the hell is this had a
great Spa but then it ends with this top
that's my baby brother his name is Joe
but Mom calls him a little
souvenir thought the dick in a Little
Mermaid poster was all you tried to slip
by what the [ __ ] yes this ad is corny
but I got to give they're not to go
through with this laugh so much so that
here's my top 10 jokes I'm going to
follow it up with Mom calls him a little
souvenir goofy was watching he liked the
doggy style mom calls him a little
souvenir their condoms were shaped like
Mickey hats messed up little souvenir no
really they sell children stop it man
leave the children alone it was in the
Pinocchio wings so that did help a
little bit see that there's a hidden
meaning behind Pinocchio's nosey but the
mini Margarita is quicker notop him
lying either souvenir and if they can't
afford that souvenir I might get a new
Mom and Daddy Mom calls have a little
souvenir I was wondering why mommy kept
thinking her little Steamboat Willie mom
calls him a little souvenir daddy keeps
asking why does he look like Prince Eric
from the meet and grp
mom calls little souvenir mommy said her
prayers a lot that night she kept
shouting oh God oh God and the number
one joke I can follow this up with is
not even my line to say it's the
announcers Disney Cruise Line come play
me off PA what the
[ __ ] wow oh yeah remember this nowy yes
it's a little dirty but hey Disney's
always been a little bit Disney's evil
man they know what they're doing and
it's all coming out
people keep finding out more and more
about they come at night sure we're
still not in the Disney commercial they
strike without War but now it's your
turn to get even grab his arm now if
you've been online for a while you've
probably seen a lot of memes where
people mock how kind of Twisted and
deranged stretch dolls are I me Stretch
Armstrong make room clown spider and
Edward circumcised hands there's a new
lineup for my nightmares tonight
but this is the one that just embraced
it as far as I know these are the only
stretch dolls that actually scream in
agony when you pull
them well that's cool oh my God damn hey
kids did you think Sid was the hero in
Toy Story well with our little serial
killer starter kid you can be too
electronic stretch screamer they're
torturing these Monsters make them
scream in pain why are they even
attacking these things things all they
did was cast a shadow that's literally
all they did they're not allowed to do
anything
Mar someday I'll do this to something
fleshier I wish those monsters come to
life grow to a giant then go after those
kids they're so lifelike the same thing
Hail Mary full of
gr they even make conversation before
you torture them Frank yeah last night I
dreamed I died it sounds wonderful oh
God here we
go that's [ __ ] up
it's pretty sick and demented but nope
that's all I got stretch screamers you I
don't get it they made it though hey
you're wondering why these jokes are so
dark that's what we grew up
with why are women so happy about new
tickle antiperspirant oh okay name like
that I can guess something else these
tickle deodorant ads are kind of like
those ASMR videos that swear they're
just about sensory relaxation but asmr's
become toxic you can't fully explain it
but no is it because tickle is the first
roll on with a big wide ball why is it
called what I find women touching a big
white ball and laughing is usually a
demeaning combo everything about the
sweater scene is even odder firstly
since everything is shot like a 70s
porno how can I not see what I'm seeing
right now second when her eye pops out I
swear it's something out of an a24
horror film fin she's like oh you found
me and I was coming her these ads are so
weird not that in for laughing already
but some of these are really out of
nowhere tickle comes in four fresh
fragrances why it called tickle CHR I
thought we were past the Smile X
commercials look at this woman it looks
like she's going to catch a ball and
then suddenly she bursts out
[Laughter]
laughing make yourself happy stain dryer
is nicer with a little tickle well now
you're really sending mixed messages
because I got wet as better tickle helps
keep you dry all day and it makes you
wow I don't know maybe any a woman's
perspective on this hey Tamara yeah you
wear deodorant right I hoped that would
be obvious and you don't find yourself
randomly laughing out of
nowhere
okay that was not necessary
man okay that's enough of that over
deodorant never heard of
it okay [ __ ] I'm sure the product's good
but this commercial is laughable to say
the least make yourself happy staying
dry nicer with a little
tickle the official deodorant of Totally
Spies no really there's nothing else
going on what the [ __ ] head on apply
directly to the forehead head on apply
directly head on apply directly to the
forehead head on apply directly to the
forehead available at Walgreens oh you
switched it up way to keep us on our
toes head on directly oh my God it's not
over intermission among all that
repeating cuz you're right please stop
directly to the forehead head on
available at
Walgreens no okay we good new from the
makers of H how is this still going I
feel like the manuri candidate like
these are the secret words to activate
me to kill someone activon apply
directly where it hurts apply directly
where it hurts apply directly where it
hurts apply arthritis oh that you gave
us one of avilable at screens
okay is that
it what's going
on okay what the hell was that I I don't
know he got to credit his genius
marketing it's a produ design C
headaches so what better way to prove it
than to give you a headache head on
apply directly oh my God another yeah
don't do it commercial definitely needs
Julian Mo from Magnolia to offset it
head on apply directly to the forehead
shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up to the
forehead shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] up
nowe yeah this is off directly to the
forehead you get off this commercial
you're off next one head on avilable
Walgreens shut the [ __ ] up went on too
long what in the room seems to be
getting Cloud here look like there's
lightning on
Horizon well the weatherman said there
was a chance of ominous music count
chalk you little cereal oh God you know
what that means PSAs are coming oh boy
here we
go wow yeah that's from the people who
brought you ah and oh God we get even
more over [ __ ] commercial again okay
let's get these over with what are we
starting on yeah I don't it want to get
back this one's from New Zealand okay I
know them for Lord of the r get fcked
nothing else let's see what they got you
know they got C's class well Darren nah
his mate the one pay attention to the
road idiots oh Christ just crashed
already to know them before our hearts
are ripped out or theirs we'll have to
see so cold he's said the weed M did he
say weed is that legal in New Zealand y
here we
go what the [ __ ] happened okay thought
it'd be
worse the [ __ ] was that a
zombie okay what was that girl in the
air that was like a
cartoon I didn't even say nothing lovely
okay well the oh no we got to do a
playby play it's [ __ ]
up I mean I they we sleep fly and
plummet we can put together what happens
in
between okay Point well made do
commercials have a part two now why does
everybody think they're the Dune
movies what the [ __ ] I don't
know always wear your sa we over no one
does though Grim ones oh okay that was
the next but honestly would it shock you
if there was a part three no man can you
imagine a kid going back to his Saturday
morning cartoons after
that what's up with her
face and now back to the Care Bears Care
Bears what okay that was [ __ ] up
congratulations New Zealand you're the
new Canada the New Britain the new
Northern Ireland yeah that's right it's
a Northern Ireland instead of Ireland
this time I got it right I mean G what's
the big difference between the two
anyway pardon us for a brief history
okay that was a big difference but you
get the point you are the new messed up
kid New Zealand I don't know what's
wrong with these oh God we got another
one or is they keep making [ __ ] up
[ __ ] train schedules can change oh and
trains are involved that's going to end
well never enter a Crossing unless you
are absolutely sure your exit is clear
yeah make sure exit is
clear really get out of the car God
God [ __ ]
don't play with trains game over man the
world has made me afraid of everything
yeah you might as well be afraid of
everything there can't do anything it
almost look like they teleported is it a
ghost Sweet Maple Jesus of course there
is don't you want people to go outside I
mean are Australia's regular ads this
messed
up I just want to live in a mountain
area let me guess this was also a
popular campaign oh y That's a do
okay now you got the trophy you're the
new New Zealand anything else you want
to scare me
with one back in America oh I can't
wait okay what we looking for do you
want to
trade
what what the [ __ ] just
happened don't sh on
yourself a brick a brick how'd it get
there that is the most creatively
disturbing thing I've seen in a while TB
Bon good job what's it a PSA for respect
the pouch respect it wait this was an ad
for Capri son and not just an ad this
was also a campaign this took no effort
to make some kid somewhere disrespect a
bag of Capri son and is punished in a
fitting way and not just a fitting way a
freaky as
hellway [ __ ] each of these is like a
scary stories ending when I first saw
them I swore it was an ad against drugs
or bullying I don't know something more
warranting of such creepy imagery but no
it was to sell a children's fruit drink
you have in summer and this is by far
some of the most imaginative unnerving
surrealism I've seen on TV
what is that oh my God okay I guess we
come full circle not only is the most
uncomfortable PSA in America but it's
not even a PSA it's a goddamn kids ad
good job life you really threw me for a
loop now please in God's name no more
that
out I never seen these respect the pouch
respect it and that's it for this year's
commercial special though there is one
thing bothers me who was that Monster
Hand creeping a
cookie oh it was him enjoy you
cantankerous cringe pedling [ __ ] swallow
kill him now ain't no punchline man I
mean come on we going think of something
funnier well you know what goes well
with
cookies wils coffee no no no anything
about that so there you go everyone if
y'all want to watch the original video
the link is in the description go check
it out and [ __ ] I'm getting the [ __ ] out
here so yeah my name is Billy Bob tanley
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