hello it's Nancy thank you for the
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Thrive and a world at peace and where
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can reach their fulfillment
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oh praise the lord we won't have to
listen to Nancy Pelosi give a speech
like that ever again ladies and
gentlemen welcome to a late night
Evening Edition of the Benny show a
free-for-all we will throw your comments
up on screen don't worry we are ready to
go tonight we are going to celebrate the
greatest accomplishment you have ever
had in your life or I have ever had in
my life which is that we have all
collectively retired Nancy Pelosi that's
right retired Nancy Pelosi Danny I want
you to be putting up comments day and
night on this live do you hear me I want
comments up on screen from the Patriots
going up saying thank you see you later
Nancy Pelosi this is a party ladies and
gentlemen we are celebrating I may have
only water here to celebrate with and a
little bit of um what do we got some
Halloween candy but boy how Audi are we
excited that the witch of Wall Street
Nancy Pelosi shigon she retired today
she retired from Democrat leadership she
gave a speech on the house floor She
said I will not be in leadership any
more I am essentially effectively
resigning retiring she just won
re-election everyone was shocked that
she had won re-election all uh that she
had run for re-election Nancy Pelosi is
82 years old Nancy Pelosi is the most
hated and according to polls the most
disliked member of Congress but that
didn't stop her from marching down to
the floor and giving a speech about how
much
she loves Congress
and exactly how it's gonna be so much
harder to Insider trade
without being in Congress Her speech
which took quite a while on this floor
went like this I will never forget the
first time you're fired get out
thank you
[Applause]
okay all right we wish it went like that
it would be perfect if it did Nancy
Pelosi on the floor talking about how
exceptional her career is that how
wonderful she is how special she is to
the house and how beautiful the place is
and what will they do without her
ability to Insider trade and her ability
to lie and destroy the American dream
for all of the rest of us remember you
have to pass Obamacare to find out
what's inside now we must move boldly
into the future grounded by the
principles that have propelled us this
far and open to Fresh possibilities for
the future
scripture teaches us that for everything
there is a season a time for every
purpose under heaven
my friends no matter what title you all
my colleagues have bestowed upon me
speaker leader whip there is no greater
official honor for me than to stand on
this floor and to speak for the people
of San Francisco
this I will continue to do as a member
of the House speaking for the people of
San Francisco serving the great state of
California and defending our
constitution
and with great confidence in our caucus
I will not seek reelection to Democratic
Leadership in the next Congress
for me the hours come for a new
generation to lead the Democratic caucus
that I so deeply respect and I'm
grateful that so many are ready and
willing to shoulder this awesome
responsibility
okay so Nancy Pelosi of course standing
there congratulating herself patting
herself on the back and saying that well
the Democrats are in such a great shape
they have so many Bright Young leaders
yeah really name one
name one
we have a live shot of a local bar
watching Nancy Pelosi's retirement and
with great confidence in our caucus I
will not seek re-election through
Democratic Leadership in the next
Congress
ladies and gentlemen we have had some
special memories with Nancy Pelosi Nancy
Pelosi will be flying off on her
broomstick to these Smirnoff cloud in
the sky remember Nancy Pelosi literally
fell on her face while walking across a
flat stick
foreign
the memes were flying much like Nancy
Pelosi on a broomstick after that
Nancy Pelosi went on George
stephanopoulos's Monday Sunday Morning
Show and her brain literally snapped and
it happens when you're 82 and when you
have defrauded the American people with
your entire career and when you've never
ever ever been able to do anything of
value with your life you have literally
been a parasite on the taxpayers your
entire career you know your brain just
starts to atrophy it just starts to turn
into mush okay and then when the cameras
are on and the lights are on you just
end up staring off into space and
forgetting ten States as I said on
Friday I started their early voting the
the day that we launched Ruth Bader
Ginsburg but to be clear you're not
taking any arrows out of your quiver
you're not ruling anything out
good morning Sunday morning
the uh we have a responsibility we take
an oath to protect and defend the
Constitution of the United States
huh or were you drunk like what's going
on what's Happening were you and you
know Paul out in the vineyard last night
good morning
you're gonna miss it man you're gonna
miss it you know I'm gonna miss it the
cringe the cringe so strong with Nancy
Pelosi so strong ladies and gentlemen
especially when Nancy Pelosi was asked
about Joe Biden that it does indeed
require us to play
a cringe alert
unfortunately
but it looks like our cringe alert looks
like our cringe alert is it's our cringe
alert been taking out wow do we not have
the cringe alert anymore very very sad
oh my gosh ladies and gentlemen I've
been caught with out a cringe alert
listen listen listen listen all right
listen all right listen listen okay
listen
in order to open these doors we do not
say open sesame we say open Biden that's
our magic word
I've been fighting
I love it
private I love it
you're gonna miss it tell me you're
gonna miss it you gotta Mitch you're
gonna miss just like the Antics
like when she ripped up Donald Trump's
speech you remember it you remember it
she ripped up Trump's speech and Nancy
Pelosi she's she spawned a hundred
million memes thank you God bless you
and God bless America thank you very
much
[Applause]
oh my God she I mean she's such a total
venal witch truly I mean truly it is a
sad day perhaps we should not be
celebrating because it's so easy to run
against Pelosi it's so easy to say that
Nancy Pelosi is a wicked person and an
evil person ladies and gentlemen we have
uh here her stock trades Nancy Pelosi
has been trading in stocks we have the
Business Insider article here Jerry we
got it can we toss it up on screen uh
Nancy Pelosi has been trading in stocks
not the right one uh it's in the in the
chat well okay well Jerry why don't we
just cycle through all the images now
Nancy blows his eyebrows you'll miss
those will you will you miss a lady who
is constantly in shock Nancy blows his
eyebrows we have Nancy close his
eyebrows on her husband Paul Pelosi who
has a mic shot here
there we go okay all right all right
Jerry here we go let's put the article
up every stock trade that Nancy Pelosi's
husband
Paul Pelosi has made in 2021. let's just
read the top line here ladies and
gentlemen the top line here pretty bad
Paul Pelosi has traded massively in this
year alone he knew his he knew that
Fancy Nancy was gonna be rolling out of
Congress their wealth has ballooned to
46 million at least some estimates are
well above 100 million uh The Insider
compiled Paul Pelosi's trades that he
has reported since 2021 Paul Pelosi has
made an absolute Fortune off of Nancy
Pelosi and this is why we want to do we
have the 60 minutes
do we have the 60 minutes with uh uh
with Nancy Pelosi being asked about
being asked about her insider trading
looks like we're getting that loaded up
right now ladies and gentlemen Nancy
Pelosi has been asked many many times
about her insider trading uh you guys
this is exactly what Nancy Pelosi's bag
was all she ever did was utilize her
knowledge about what they were going to
do in Congress and then use it to get
rich if for that reason alone you should
celebrate Nancy Pelosi leaving Congress
retiring congratulations pat yourself on
the back
Nancy Pelosi has indeed left with quite
a resume quite a portfolio in the stock
market it seems that every time a stock
was about to take off that Nancy Pelosi
was right there investing just at the
perfect time in order to get herself
wealthy in order to get rich ladies and
gentlemen so it has indeed led to a lot
of people being very very upset and
Auntie Pelosi people have been pissed at
Nancy Pelosi none other than some of our
favorite favorite
people on
our side Tucker Carlson being our
favorite ladies and gentlemen on Late
Night Tucker Carlson absolutely torched
Nancy Pelosi with a flamethrower who can
forget
so yesterday was Sunday you may have
found yourself on the couch idly
flipping around the TV dial and if you
flipped far enough you could have had
the shock of your life Michael Jackson
was on Face the Nation
that's because this wasn't video of
Michael Jackson performing his hit songs
in the 1990s this appeared to be a
living version of the international pop
star that news reports claimed died of a
drug OD more than a dozen years ago
and yet despite those claims there he
was fully undeniably Michael Jackson
talking on television how can that be
honestly we have no idea we're not
theologians here this is merely a news
program we can only show you what we saw
here it is
there's nothing more important for us to
do than protect our Constitution and our
democracy but the Republicans are doing
across the country is really a
legislative continu continuation of what
they did on January 6 which is to
undermine our democracy
see Michael Jackson that was him no
Billie Jean apparently he's given up
singing now he's telling lies about
politics
same man if you've ever seen Michael
Jackson you cannot forget the face so
admittedly
he's had a lot of work done since we saw
him last
okay all right thank you Tucker Nancy
militia has had a lot of work done
you've literally watched Nancy Pelosi
lose her Dentures on live TV and have to
suck him back up into her mouth you've
seen Nancy Pelosi with her eyebrows
looking like that you've seen Nancy
Pelosi without a human that's not a
human face obviously and this is also
pretty shocking the mug shot of Paul
Pelosi pretty scary stuff here you can
see Paul not uh not having too great of
a time uh we do indeed also have some
news about Paul Pelosi that you may or
may not want to hear about because you
know the midterms are over and Democrats
were able to drum up enough fear and so
Paul Pelosi news
right out the window but it turns out in
fact that according to NBC News San
Francisco
looks like Paul Pelosi was the one to
indeed open up the door for the police
officers here reading from NBC bay area
corporate Media Local San Francisco news
body cam video shows Paul Pelosi opened
door for police despite doj saying
otherwise oh interesting so wait a
second what you're telling me is that
Paul Pelosi was under attack and then he
opened up the door for the police
officers and that he wasn't in Peril and
he walked back inside you remember this
ladies and gentlemen that there was a
report from NBC news that went insanely
viral mainly because the great team here
at the Benny show found it tweeted it
got it up fast thank God they ripped it
didn't embed it because NBC News
retracted this was it NBC News guys yeah
it was NBC News lo and behold
lo and behold
NBC News Local is now saying after they
have suspended The Today Show for
running that clip the reporter on the
day show got suspended for running a
clip saying that Paul Pelosi answered
the door and then walked back toward his
attacker and stood next to him
didn't try and flee and he wasn't
interested that's the reporter
saying it and here
lo and behold NBC bay area investigative
unit spoke with a source familiar with
the Pelosi investigation who personally
viewed the body cam video recording of
the officer responding to Pelosi's home
police body cam video captured the
attack on Paul Pelosi and the moments
leading up to it it contradicts uh one
of the details included in the
department of Justice's account to what
happened that evening according to a
source familiar with the Pelosi
investigation who personally viewed the
body cam footage
despite the contradiction over the
opened door the basic facts of the
attack are not disputed 42 year old
David de Pepe
nudist
and uh drug abusing uh legal immigrant
to the country is accused of breaking
into flosy home and attacking the 82
year old with a hammer the Pepe is being
held in San Francisco jail
but the justice department and this will
come as a shock to you lied in order to
protect the Pelosi's because the lies
were a lot more convenient than the
truth
senior investigative reporter
shares detail about the body camera
footage actually captured by the police
in Pelosi's home well ladies and
gentlemen uh you can watch the video
below we're not going to show you the
video we'll we'll pull it for the
morning show we're gonna prepare for
that but apparently Paul Pelosi uh did
open up the door
and did walk the police in and did walk
back into the home to approach his
attacker this according to NBC News Bay
Area
you have it on footage release the
footage ladies and gentlemen release the
footage release the stocks that Nancy
Pelosi traded
while she was in Congress
we need to know every single stock
every single phone call subpoena her
phone between her and her husband to
find out when she told Paulie
who just at 82 years old it's just a
genius stock Trader when and what she
told Paul to trade
her egregious insider trading is so bad
that even 60 Minutes the libs at 60
Minutes went to one of Pelosi's speeches
years ago in order to try and press her
on how egregious
her insider trading was agreed to call
on us if we attended a news conference
um I wanted to ask you why you and your
husband back in March of 2008
um accepted and participated in a very
large IPO deal from Visa at a time there
was Major uh legislation affecting their
credit card companies making its way
through the
to the house
and did you consider that to be a
conflict of interest
I don't know what your point is of your
question is there some point that you
want to make with corporate Executives
members of the executive branch and all
federal judges are subject to strict
conflict of interest rules but not the
people who write the laws if you are a
member of Congress and you sit on the
defense uh committee you are free to
trade defense stock as much as you want
to if you're on the Senate Banking
Committee you can trade Bank stock as
much as you want and that regularly goes
on uh in in all these committees
so Nancy Pelosi is of course the witch
of Wall Street she has utilized her
office in order to enrich herself she
has spent trillions of dollars that we
don't have she has plunged our nation
into debt she has eroded our
Constitution and our border and has been
just an absolute and total parasite on
the American people good riddance she's
often used moments like the uh killing
of George Floyd in order to wear
clownish kente cloths and kneel to the
BLM terrorists that were tearing up
Washington DC and my old neighborhood at
the time Nancy Pelosi could not she's so
frail and diseased she couldn't even get
up off her own knees
it's better not to have on high heels
oh my God oh my God what are we gonna do
without her what are we gonna do without
her apparently a guy named Hakeem
Jeffries he's a congressman from New
York Hakim Jeffries will be taking the
leadership role from Nancy Pelosi shank
yuger who is a communist Progressive
socialist he's in charge of The Young
Turks this guy says uh that this is like
the worst thing to ever happen he's very
very against Pelosi he's very very
against the corporatist Democrat just
essentially corporatist Democrats that
screw over the world progressives in
their caucuses just like Nancy Pelosi
has always done and it's gonna continue
down that path we are very much looking
forward to the Civil War now that Pelosi
does not have her stiletto heel on the
back of the necks of the real freaks
inside of the caucus ilhan Omar and AOC
is going to be a Battle Royal and it's
going to be beautiful you've already
seen Nancy glossy get into tiffs with
the far left she doesn't like them
Democrat leadership of course doesn't
like them and they are far more extreme
than anything that exists inside of the
Republican party thank you
whoops apologies this
[Applause]
is
yes yes yes yes I am yes I am yes I am
you do not
everybody
you don't know what you're talking about
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[Applause]
[Music]
so it's nice to see Nancy Pelosi shaking
for once it's nice to see Nancy Pelosi
scared Nancy Pelosi should be scared we
hope that the investigative powers of
the new GOP congress not only go to Joe
Biden but also travel to Nancy Pelosi
after a very Hefty ban on members of
Congress buying and trading stocks or
those close to them it should not be a
place that you go to enrich yourself off
of Insider knowledge that's simply
called fraud and Nancy Pelosi is the
most fraudulent politician that there is
in America good riddance all of us
fired her collectively what a wonderful
thing if Democrats had won the house she
certainly would have stayed house
Speaker God help us man could you
imagine we can imagine and we know
exactly how hated Nancy Pelosi is we
actually traveled Nancy Pelosi's dirty
district and asked people whether they
liked Nancy Pelosi here's a short
selection of the answers that we got sir
what do you think about Nancy Pelosi
yeah what's your favorite thing about
her
[Music]
downtown San Francisco in the heart of
Nancy Pelosi's dirty District we're
asking today what do people inside of
Nancy Pelosi's District think of Fancy
Nancy do they like the fact that she
Insider trades do they like the fact
that she has multiple Mansions all
around this greater area that she
doesn't even live in her own District do
they like the fact that she's been in
politics for 400 000 years we're gonna
find out today in a special episode of
Benny on the Block Nancy Pelosi's
District can't wait to hear what they
have to say let's go find out
what do we think about Nancy Pelosi what
do you think
what do we think about Nancy Pelosi
thumbs down
Nancy Pelosi so you're a lot cursed yeah
any message for Nancy since this is her
District tell her to quit sucking on
prunes
sir what do you think about Nancy
people yeah what's your favorite thing
about her
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she'd have an accomplishment I'm sure
she has she wouldn't be there for 40
years
oh you're gonna hang off your bones
ah is that letter I like her yeah what's
your favorite thing that she's done in
politics she's been in politics for 40
years
[Music]
I don't know one that I can name right
now has Nancy Pelosi ever done anything
for you
[Music]
I'm sure she's done some good things
she's been around for 40 years
[Music]
there's got to be something how did
Pelosi afford a house like this when
she'd been in Converse for 40 years her
husband Pelosi inside of trading right
yeah today's youth yeah there's nothing
you don't know her husband was drunk
driving crashed
I have a hard time
what if you were caught drunk driving
you'd probably be in jail
what do you think of Nancy Pelosi
do not like her oh we haven't found a
person who does I think she's doing a
good job or bad job bad job things going
the right way or the wrong way yeah
definitely the wrong way yeah Mr
President Brandon do not like him yeah
yeah do you think that someone should be
able to stay in office that while she
had many pillows have been in office for
40 years they're in for a few years and
all of a sudden they're millionaires so
can you help me how do they do that back
home live on minimum wage for the rest
of their lives where are you from um
Stockton Mom I have a question for you
what do you think of California what do
you think about the leaders of
California you think they're doing a
good job or a bad job like politically
it could get better that's all I can say
get a better president
what's your message to Nancy Pelosi this
is our district keeper promises final
question what's your message to
president Brandon drop down the gas
prices please look at this she's not
good for business and high inflation
yeah yeah more money
sir we are in Nancy Pelosi's District
what do you think of Nancy Pelosi I
can't say if this is a children's
program I have no respect first she's
one of the biggest Hypocrites this
country has all of her policies and just
undermined democracy and capitalism in
America Well here here's a great example
okay you see tarantinos okay it's gone
casting mole is right over there gone
alliotas gone if you go to Orange County
where I'm from you don't see any of the
devastation that you see here if you go
to Spokane in the eastern part of the
state where it's conservative you don't
see the devastation so final question
Joe Biden or Donald Trump that's a silly
question
obviously Trump what do you think of
Pelosi what do we think
yeah all right okay politics is stupid
now everybody's too divided this is
ridiculous and everything seems to get
back to America what we stand for my man
's friends I know this is true
ladies and gentlemen that was just a
small uh little sampling there of what
we found when we went to Nancy Pelosi's
District we are very glad that we went
we were glad that we captured that even
in Nancy Pelosi's District after 290 000
years in Congress that no one even likes
her how does she ever win how did she
ever keep winning hmm makes you wonder
nobody likes Nancy Pelosi nobody can
stand her everyone knows that she is a
criminal and a fraud and a freak and a
parasite on our system and now she's
gone and for that we are deeply deeply
thankful so thank you for firing Nancy
Pelosi all of us collectively voting and
fighting got her fired if the GOP had
not won Congress then Nancy Pelosi would
still be speaker of the house she would
cling onto that position from the Crypt
she would have never left and so it is
us and so go to bed happy crack yourself
open a sparkling water a beer a wine or
whiskey whatever ever suits you and say
to yourself well done good and faithful
Patriot Nancy Pelosi is gone Ding Dong
The Witch Is Dead God bless all of you I
hope that you enjoyed our little
celebration here some funny memes and
some funny clips from All For Old Times
Sake please join us tomorrow morning 11
A.M Eastern Standard Time for the Manny
show where we will be covering this more
in depth we will be jumping into a
number of major breaking stories in the
AM
God bless all of you my name is Benny
Johnson good night