Here Comes The Fabulous price is
rising who Bob Barker looks terrible e
oh he's even older than I thought uh
folks uh please um Bob Barker is is dead
and I'm your President Joe Biden it
looks like a Halloween decoration oh
come on man now welcome to the pric is
rising where you guess how much the cost
of common household goods has changed
during my pregnancy because guess what
biomics is working uh let's let's bring
out our showcase model
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Trixie she's so pretty beautiful she's
25 but doesn't look a day over 17 I love
kids okay let's let's let's meet our
contestants hey I'm Nate I'm from
Norfolk Nebraska I I I used to drive an
18-wheeler through norfol I well I don't
I don't think you did uh uh who's next I
am chip I'm from Tulsa Oklahoma I I used
to work the oil fields in Tulsa no you
didn't okay who's next who are who are
you I'm Martha and I'm from grow City
Ohio oh I I once captured a cr
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r Sasquatch in Grove City that doesn't
even make any sense where's Jackie
Jackie Jackie are you here who Jackie
she was going to be here uh Jackie
anyway let's let's see our next item
first
item ah boneless chicken breasts three
years ago you could get that for a
dollar how much do you think they cost
now $5.15 keeper I mean President
Joe Biden uh
$8.40 uh
$10.60 sir let's let's see the actual
price
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$844 chip is correct wait wait it just
went up to the
1060 uh now now n is right yeah yeah I'd
love you biomics is working uh NE next
we have something that uh that we're all
familiar with it's a giant plastic
garbage bag used to for gasoline
that fuel smells almost as good as you
Trixie you know I'd hit on you if you
weren't sleeping with Hunter already i'
love kids uh now contestants guess the
price 8750 golum I mean President Biden
uh
93 hold on what happened Biden's
Administration shut down another
Pipeline and the price went up again oh
come on man uh I I wouldn't pay that
much for a plastic bag full of anything
Hunter has for mine
I'm going to Outlaw gas stoves and gas
card so we won't need gasoline anyway
biomics is working why do you keep
saying that who are you whispering to
our next item is one of the
most expensive things money can
buy a dozen eggs come on man where's the
other egg I I tried to steal one they're
extremely valuable all right how much do
you think that cost
$2.95 methusa I mean President Biden uh
$350
$4 and and the actual price
is 670 670 for eggs looks like I'm
having Corn Pops for breakfast Corn Pop
where where where is he Corn Pops you
know the food I thought you were talking
about cornpop the dude oh you made the
hair on my leg stand up what are you
talking about oh I know about corn poop
and about roaches and about the hair on
my
legs my nomics is working H how is it
working all the prices keep going up
come on man lots of prices are coming
down guess the price of Hotel junk feed
what's a hotel junk fee who cares about
hotel junk fees is that like when they
when they charge you for the continental
breakfast let's see the actual
price no no Hotel junk fees bomic is
working none of this makes any sense
everyone is getting getting poorer
because of your policies that's a bunch
of malarkey I I got I got a lot richer I
got 10% for the big guy and zalinsky got
much richer guess how much I sent to
Ukraine 40 billion 80 billion I don't
know Infinity billion dollars I'm still
sending them more so Chip is the closest
without going over how are you even
hosting this show right now who's in
charge while you're not at the White
House camela is in charge just like and
I'm at the White House that's it for
today's episode of Jeopardy I'm Joe
Biden reminding you to get your
transsexual transmission trans
transist
transgender athletes spay and neutered
before they compete in female sports
what is he talking about I don't
disagree with him being SP it's like a
historic I think it's more of a
disadvantage because they stick to your
legs when you're r
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