are the napkins free yes sir the napkins
are free but like how many are free as
many as you need to finish your meal sir
but what if I need like 480 napkins are
they still free sir I what about the
soap in the bathroom can I just crank
out like 80 pumps and take it home do
you need 80 pumps of soap I might even
take some toilet paper sir your usual
order here is 16 McDoubles yeah and you
eat here twice a day uh-huh so you can
afford 32 McDoubles a day but buying a
bar of soap is just out of the question
that's not the point I just want to know
where you draw the line between free and
not free okay imagine if every customer
took hundreds of napkins and 80 pumps of
soap home does that sound
fair yeah it sure does so if you're not
going to stop me I'm taking the straws
too did that guy just Rob us no I
already dolin one1 he won't even make it
to his car you call this resisting
arrest we call this a difficulty tweak
calling a SWAT team over napkins did
they show up for free excuse me excuse
me