there's a video that came out a couple
months ago that I still think about
pretty often I believe it's one of the
most important moments in Rock and Roll
History it's when the lead singer of a
band called brass against invited a fan
from the crowd onto the stage so she
could piss on his face and it wasn't
like a polite piss this was like
aggressive like trying to [ __ ] like
Pierce a hole through his skull with
urine like how they have those uh
cutting tools that use like hyper beams
of water to cut through steel that's
what she was doing with her piss stream
on this man's face and it lasted for
like 25 straight seconds and he had to
come up for air once and then spit some
of the excess urine out because he was
very close to just drowning on stage it
was an amazing moment and the guy
couldn't have been happier after this
like tinkle juice explosion onto his
mouth he started like pumping his fist
to even grab some of the pp and threw it
on the crowd like it was a bouquet of
flowers it was just [ __ ] crazy like
it and when he was spitting some of the
urine out from the floor it looked like
when LeBron James claps his hands
together and like the powdered dust goes
everywhere that's what that dude did
with his mouth it was [ __ ] crazy I
found a censored version of the clip
that's on YouTube so I assume it's okay
to show you this actually got up I got
brought up by twitch chat a couple days
ago which made me just want to make a
video about it so I'm going to show you
the actual clip and then show you when I
was talking about it on Twitch because
that led to a whole big discussion
I think
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not a new story but do you see the video
brass against lead singer Sophie Arista
pissing on some dude's face live on
stage yeah
that's an old one I wish I could show
that on Twitch it's [ __ ] awesome some
dude in the crowd apparently said pee on
my face and she was talking about how
she had to take a piss so she invited
the dude on stage he laid down she
squatted over him and literally just
blasted the man with urine and I mean
like a 30 35 second stream of straight
water pressuring or pressure washing
this dude's mouth
he had to come up for air once during it
I think even he was surprised by the
volume of piss
but he was happy about it he even picked
up some afterwards and threw it at the
crowd so yeah it was a good time for
everyone I guess
that's disgusting where can I find the
video just type in brass against it's
like the only thing they're known for
I've never heard of them until that
she just [ __ ] waterboarded the guy
that man got baptized yeah
they did the ending song and the Matrix
resurrections that's poetic
a band that's known for just pissing on
a dude's face doing the ending theme to
a movie that was garbage like Matrix
resurrections
you probably swallow more piss in a
public swimming pool so what's the big
deal
even if that's that's true hey I don't
know how many people are going to public
swimming pools and B there's a
difference between just like
background urine swallowing like in a
pool and getting like actual from The
Source urine right in your [ __ ] face
like at least in a pool it's diluted and
there's like chlorine or salt water or
something
after Sophia apologized for it there
were still fans demanding her saying
she's a oh defending her saying she's a
rock star and it was the most punk rock
thing they've ever seen I wish she
didn't apologize the dude asked for it
what why is she apologizing
the dude should apologize for throwing
piss on the crowd but not hers she
didn't do anything wrong the guy said
hey pee on me she's like bet
R Kelly did it first
true
he even spit out
that he was drowning she was literally
drowning this man on stage yes I wasn't
kidding it was an extremely powerful and
long stream
I wish I could show the video I watched
that [ __ ] thing like six times I
couldn't believe my eyes I thought it
was a magic trick
like you guys remember when gearbox CEO
uh was outed for loving like water
sports or something I don't remember
like the gearbox CEO used to watch a lot
of squirting porn and his defense was I
always wanted to know how they did it I
thought it was like magic because I have
a magic background you know let me
before I misquote the guy
Randy Pitchford yeah it was when he left
his USB stick of porn at the medieval
times I made a video on this a while ago
this is a safe source
uh dude saved all his porn on a USB
stick like he was 90 years old or some
[ __ ]
uh left it at Medieval Times like he was
90 years old or some [ __ ] and then they
went through it and there was a lot of
squirting from cam models and his
defense was like I grew up in the magic
industry so when these girls were
squirting I had to figure out how they
were doing it because it wasn't natural
I knew it was some kind of trick so I'd
study it which is why I downloaded the
videos in order to figure out how they
did it
and that's the same impression I got
watching brass against lead singer piss
on that man's face
oh here it is
they called them magic tricks
did he ever find out the secret of
squirting I don't know man we never got
the closure why did he get sued because
he liked space
they tried to take him to court over his
piss fish
I don't remember man it was it was
something big I think this was it
there's claims of like fraudulent
activity or something like he was
accepting unlawful bonuses or some [ __ ]
I don't [ __ ] remember it the only
thing that I ever cared about was that
he loved squirting so much that he
downloaded to try and figure out the
magic trick I don't remember what the
[ __ ] he was sued for gearbox is trash
they got really lucky with Borderlands
it's the only good series or good game
they've ever made
so it's like I'm a big Pitchford
Pitchford guy and I only really cared
about this portion
the YouTuber lawsuit to your list who
else is in a legal battle right well
that was that was dangerous oh
I forgot what I Googled for a second
gearbox squirt porn whoa
we flew a little close to the Sun there
God damn don't let anyone say I don't
take risks