maybe I'll have to hop in Elton John
land pretty soon
but it won't be tonight you know what is
tonight though
99 runecrafting
I'm two games away from it but I'm gonna
try and get it with XP lamps
I have a lot of rolls here
so this 99 I've been working on since
finishing agility like almost two months
ago it's taken me from level 70 to 99
here pretty much all at Guardians of the
rift about
280 hours I would say in total
I've done a little soul Rune crafting as
well it's been [ __ ] miserable it's
just been like beating my head against
the wall daily
it's been awful absolutely awful so I'm
I'm going for the pet here I already
have like all of the rewards for
Guardians of the rift
I just need the pet I'm optimistic I'll
get the pet here I have a good feeling
about it but I guess we'll see
is runecrafting actually useful it's
like the only skill in like the entire
game here at least trash ass [ __ ]
miserable things to train that can
actually make you a decent chunk of
change aside from Slayer we're gonna be
here for a minute going through all
these pulls I'll turn on the in-game
sound
a unique catalytic Talisman baby
pet inbound I'm hoping
ideally oh yeah also I accept any and
all donations here I'll even give you
some talismans
the Halloween event was so easy this
year I didn't do it I was too busy
[ __ ] grinding doing events is XP
waste I don't believe in it they're
always fighting the Great War
yeah
it was [ __ ] miserable man it's so
boring but we got there
where's the drip I am the drippiest
[ __ ] guy at Guardians I got all the
dye within the first 300 pulls
so I just colored the top eye piece blue
the Torso red and then the bottom green
and I still have a leftover blue dye my
drip is [ __ ] outrageous
that hat does not go with the outfit of
course it doesn't I used every goddamn
color of dye
how long will it take hey I just got
some more blue dye my third [ __ ] blue
dye another unique I'm so [ __ ] tired
of getting that just give me the pet and
now some [ __ ] throwing snowballs at
me ruining my good RNG
another unique another goddamn catalytic
Talisman I'm so tired of it
yes there's my first lamp
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nine more baby just nine more
well ten actually another lamp let's go
I'm hoping to hit 99 with just the lamps
come on you son of a [ __ ] just give me
the pet
I've stockpiled these [ __ ] rewards
for a month now
come on damn it
I still have 1700 oh yeah no I accept
money anything I'm like a little [ __ ]
dumpster on RuneScape half the reason
I've been able to get this far is just
from people giving me [ __ ] handouts
I'm Shameless absolutely
here someone trade me so I can dump
these talismans
down to my last 1700 Rewards
come on
just give me the [ __ ] pet
you son of a [ __ ]
sleep well Omega
God damn it just give me the [ __ ] pet
I feel like I'm gambling on steak.com
right now just give me the pet you son
of a [ __ ]
I have spent more hours in Guardians of
the rift than anyone else in this game
over the last two months I guarantee you
that
just give it to me I'm about to get nerd
logged for the second time today just
give me the pet
for those that don't know a nerd log
it's when you've been playing for six
hours straight without a break
this is gonna be my second one of the
day
go a little drop party Mystic air staffs
huge
what are the chances of getting a pet I
think it's one in 4k from this
and I had 1900 rolls stacked up and I
think I had a thousand before that so I
sh yeah
I feel confident
I'll tell you one thing though I'm very
tired of getting this blue dye
for some reason I just constantly get
this [ __ ] blue dye for no reason
whatsoever
[ __ ] sucks
another lamp
I'm getting very close to 99 off lamps
another catalytic Talisman I'm tired of
that one I've had enough of it no more
please
drop tables are gross too you can have
an item worth five mil with the same
drop chance as one worth 50k I know it's
[ __ ] Wild
I just pulled more long talismans why
why and another catalytic stop
it
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stop with the catalytic
what year did I start RuneScape uh
around 2005 is when I started but of
course taking breaks in between over the
years
this isn't the same account obviously
I've had in total three well four
accounts
I still have 1400 more rolls I've I've
already been looting for like 15 minutes
God Jesus Christ
another goddamn Lantern stop it I just
need the pet I I don't need an Abyssal
Lantern collection
ah what a waste that could have gone to
a loving household some little boy on
Christmas Eve wondering why he's not
getting a lantern in RuneScape it's
because I'm getting all of them
[ __ ] snot-nosed milk drinking idiot
going 9 000 pulls at Guardians of the
rift drive for his Lantern meanwhile I'm
just lining my bank with a million of
them
where's the justice
I've got a good feeling the Pet's coming
within the next few polls here I don't
know why I just got this strong sixth
sense right now tingling
and my soul just letting me know it's
right around the corner here within the
next couple pulls
Jesus I need lamps too Christ I still
need five lamps now the lamps are
getting rare
I need my RNG to improve
oh my god the guy next to me just got
the pet you sack of [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
he stole my RNG
oh my God why
oh my God I spent two months here and
that's the first time I've even seen the
pet drop
and it happens to be tonight of all
nights and not for me please back to
back
oh my God I would be so goddamn sad
oh my Lord I'm gonna be so sad if I
don't get that pet
about the drop oh you're right I can
feel it
it's coming oh
next next unique is gonna be the pet
you're right I just felt it
shaking the room right now
like a little earthquake let me know
come on
come on just pop it just [ __ ] pop it
we already know what's coming show me
that pet
she's right around the corner
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ah yeah I can feel her right right at
the gate just tickling it
just playing with it
come on
Abyssal protector
I summoned it in attack position
oh what the [ __ ]
holy [ __ ]
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oh my God been stockpiling monkey nuts
for months my God thank you grev
[ __ ] huge
maybe that's what I needed for the RNG
monkey nuts in the first inventory
position in order to like uh in inject
my own code into the RNG here perhaps
that may have just unlocked it
that may have guaranteed us the pet
this is just your whole Bank isn't it or
is this could this be code manipulation
here take some air runes
no lamp perfect that's what we're
looking for and now pet
and it's right now now it's right here
God damn
giving me Blue Diamond
would you rather the pet or the lamps
for 99 the pet I can get 99 by doing one
more game of Guardians I'd rather the
pet
this game has the like the absolute
opposite of streamer loot I never see
streamers get [ __ ]
I have the worst [ __ ] RNG in the
entire history of this game holy Lord
a smelly sock
you have to lure it out with the stink
of course
so Elementary
it needs bait
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huge sniff you stinky pet
Bang
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come on
oh my God what what the [ __ ]
holy [ __ ] grab
how many monkey nuts did you have holy
Lord what the [ __ ]
thank you crab oh my God down to the
last 250 holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
and I still haven't hit 99 rooms
I'm making an audible
I'm gonna get 99 runecrafting real quick
and then finish these pulls off
I need to give some Stone that's 200 mil
not 99 oh was it 200 mil I can't
remember
yeah maybe it was 200 mil at 200 million
just [ __ ] give you the pet
oh this is the pirate hat and patch
this is everything we needed
the combo
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okay it's huge
one in 4k I know I'm a little under drop
right but I I still feel confident I
still feel good
oh man no I'm not I'm not nervous I'm
not nervous I know for a fact we get it
that pet is guaranteed with all the RNG
manipulation we've done here we
absolutely get that pet for sure
now we just gotta wait
exhilarating gameplay yeah this is just
how you AFK Guardians
you dump two inventory then you just
mined it's like 30k XP an hour it's
[ __ ] trash XP but at least it's AFK
more AFK than souls and bloods
here we go
finally the Rune crafting grind is done
this is gonna feel so good
oh it's just gonna be like this wave of
euphoria to seeing this 99
come on baby
say brace yourself
say it
yes
man it feels like [ __ ] what a wasted two
months in Christ
Xavier billions of free gold to
celebrate for this pet pull baby
rng's on my side right into the pet true
combo come on come on you're right there
you're right there
oh my God
it's right there
I can see it
I don't know why it's so shy
everyone here just wants to see him
wanna look at his cute little face
playing with a reef blower that has to
be the most childish thing I've ever
seen
oh
I'm putting too much faith in
pseudoscience
going naked all natural
immediately pull the unique but it was
dog [ __ ]
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oh my phone God I'm gonna cry I'm gonna
[ __ ] cry oh
how
[ __ ]
that's so painful
I cannot believe I didn't get the pet I
can't [ __ ] believe it oh my God
that's painful
oh my God that's [ __ ] painful I got
everything but the pet well I guess not
everything because I didn't bother to
get the other thing from the store but
2879 riffs searched no pet [ __ ]
I'm never going back to Guardians of the
rift I can suck my dick all right two
skills left till I'm maxed you got rank
159 and said this sucks
I still don't think I'm ranked 159 let
me check I might be though I spent so
goddamn long there let's see
you are
I actually might be higher though
because isn't it every how long how much
is that updated how often holy [ __ ]
that's pretty hype yeah I just went to
like the like actual RuneScape high
scores just to take a peek I am ranked
159
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