oh
Charlie they're
beautiful you do realize I was going to
sleep with you tonight
anyway this is just a little bonus like
when you get to a baseball game and find
out it's helmet
night you silver tongue devil well I
don't know about silver but you'll find
I am
tonged if you ignore that there's a
matching necklace in it for you
why don't you open the
wine Gary what are you doing here I'm
sorry I tried to call but your Line's
been busy what do you mean my Line's
been busy I haven't been on the phone
well I must have called 20 times
fine York tonight can't BR but I have
company and I have an emergency who are
you I'm Charlie I'm Brandon nice to meet
you
Brandon you know
I have a nephew about your age come on
sweetheart just one little bite
y he's usually not this cranky have you
tried a little whiskey in his sippy
cup Charlie I'm just saying it worked
for my brother you really did that still
do
it you know what I'm just going to make
him a hot dog you want a hot dog
sure I was talking to my son what you
just got the
one I'll be right back
come on kid just have a little corn and
then bedtime for both of us no oh for
love a God I don't come to jimere and
knock the blocks out of your
hand come
on it's
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cornas
m I like corn it tastes real
sweet I don't like peas they taste like
feet
Corn's the king of the veggie food group
and it looks the same when it's in your
poop son of a
I mean
golly so you must be getting tired
huh no shame and calling tonight I got
to go pee pee
all right go ahead first PE PE then
Betty bu beats the other way around
trust me I got to go p PE
now Linda he says he's got to go pee pee
would you mind taking him me he can't
undo his pants and I'm doing the
dishes fine let's go pee
pee don't feel bad I can't always undo
my pants
either what are you waiting for I don't
have to
anymore Linda he says he doesn't have to
anymore trust me he has
to you heard the lady let her
rip okay okay how about
this you're a giant and there's a
there's a tiny village in the toilet
bowl that's on fire and and and you have
to put it out by whizzing all over
it hey look here comes the Giant
now I had a root beer I had a Coke I
need to pee hey I Smell
Smoke giant giant up in the sky grab
your fire hose Let it
Fly close your windows lock your doors
cuz when I rain it really
pours
there you
go hey hey hey I'm the only one who gets
the pee on my
feet come on buddy right in
here hey baa look what I got big deal
it's a freaking Miracle you don't have
10 of
them this is Linda's son Brandon I'm
Brandon I got
ears so what's he doing here I'm
babysitting you why not me you're a rum
soaked
degenerate yeah but it turns out I have
child skills I already got him to eat
his vegetables and make pee pee in the
toilet so do as I say not as I do huh
haa are you going to help me or what hey
his mom's not throwing me
any don't get the wrong idea your mom
and I are actually in a committed
relationship
man
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man