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the higger toown
report with Ken
buckler I'm Ken Buckler and this is the
hagertown report weekly report our top
story tonight after losing their permit
to build a plus-size nudist colony in
Boonsboro SMD Industries announced they
have reached a contract with the state
of Maryland to build a treatment
facility on cool Hollow Road for the
criminally
deranged the treatment facility's main
structure including the housing facility
and Central guard Tower are almost
complete and will be surrounded by three
smaller Towers later this
fall in addition to Mental Health Care
inmates will have access to a variety of
activities including basket weaving
finger painting and an instructor-led
rifle
range in other news
this past week at the Valley Mall was
their first ever Carnival the event
featured rides funnel cake and even free
entertainment as local residents scream
at each other at the top of their lungs
about baby mama
drama and everyone else Waits and
watches for the cops to show
up because what would an event in heger
town be without yelling at your baby
daddy when you catch him at the carnival
with his side chick
and now it's time for the response
report periodically we'll respond to
viewer letters and discuss the topics
important to
you this week's letter dear hagertown
report why is it that fire trucks and
ambulances in town run their Sirens at
full blast at 3:00 a.m. don't they know
people are trying to sleep can't they
turn the volume down on those things
that should be considered disturbing the
piece
sincerely hagertown
Karen dear hagertown Karen thank you for
your letter in case you were not aware
emergencies at 3:00 a.m. are just as
urgent as emergencies at 1 p.m. we are
sorry to hear that someone's possibly
life-threatening situation is causing
you an
inconvenience might I suggest some
earplugs they're really easy to use step
one remove Cranium from rectum step two
insert ear plugs into
ears finally tonight we wanted to thank
everyone who helped the city of heger
toown locate their missing walking palm
tree the tree had in fact gotten a ride
to Martinsburg and attempted to get
hired at an exotic club as you guessed
it a stripper pole
and that's this week's weekly
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report The Hitter toown
Report with Ken Buckler