- Hehe i like shooting guns like a bam-bam shoting of bam-bam..
- Shut up!
- Hey man check out what i got [Humming the James Bond Intro]
- Dude don't point it at me!
- What it's not like it's loaded or anything look [shoots]
- Oh my god dude you could have shot me with that!
- Well i din't so.. Oh CRAP!
- Oh my god, oh my god dude make it stop bleeding! [cries]
- Okay hold up i got a first aid app on my phone...
uh, an angry birds update
- Just call 911!
- Fine! 911: 911 what's the emergency? - Yes hey my friend shot
himself in the foot and uh.. we need an ambulance right away!
911: Hold on.. Oh my god, oh my god there's a man
with a gun in here i think where' being robbed quick call 911!
- Okay... Wait you are 911!
911: Oh, look at you mr. smarty pants know-it-all... Dick!
- She called me "Mr. Smartypants" and hang up!
- What?
- I know, i don't even look anything like "Mr. Smartypants"
- [crying voice] Just make it stop bleeding! please..
- Okay uhh.. hold on..
- What are you doing?
- If i can block the hole i can stop the bleeding..
- [shakey voice] I don't know about this..
OH GOD IT HURTS!
- Okay just a little bit further i gotta get it deep in there!
- [screaming] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
- Okay, i just got to raminate [punch] a little bit harder!
- GOD JUST GET ME TO A DOCTOR!
If i die before i get to the emergency room i'm gonna kill you!
- How's that even possible?
- Wait, i'm not gettin in you'r car!
- Why not?
- It's got thet stupid moustache on it! Take it off!
- It's an extension of Frank's personality!
- I am NOT gettin in "Frank"!
- Get inside Frank!
- I am NOT gettin inside Frank!
- You know what? Just get on my bag and i'll give you a piggy ride there.
- No, that's gay
- Well it's either that or you stay here and die!
- Fine!
Anthony: And that is the only theoritical way i'd
ever let you give me a piggy back ride.
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU BASTARD! [cries] Ian: Weeee!
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