hey guys how you going my name is Max
mofo welcome to a game I feel at home in
um I haven't played it yet but it's
called pissing simulator um you know I
guess you probably figure out what it's
about but um let's start up we've got
arcade and we have uh sandbox Moto let's
just see arcade how to play adjust
controls correctly to complete the goals
you got cruise control cruise control
[ __ ] I can't talk today click and hold
left Mouse to piss press space to tole
UI and mouse look okay we've unlocked
bonus toilet level press that okay we
can oh I see waa whoo whoa wao what the
[ __ ] that's absolutely disgust oh wow
that's it oh that's me I can't see
myself but that's me you can see kind of
see the end of his dick sort of I guess
I don't know he's just pissing all over
the okay so we might as well just aim
for the actual toilet oh V for a
different view oh here we go what's that
out there what is that looks like the
creepy Moon from Majora's Mask this is
filthy it's absolutely filthy so we got
to fill the toilet and then we got to
overflow the toilet fill it up and then
overflow it so we're filling it we're
filling it we're filling it ah mission
complete 50 over to overflow ready there
we go we are a disgusting human being in
there nailed it look at us we're [ __ ]
stoked oh okay that's the only Mission
so we we need to go full force it's I
guess it's kind of teaching us how to
play so we're pissing out of our dick at
like um veloc maximum velocity we're
filling up the trough H let's go to V to
see how oh I think I nearly s his dick
he he does a little dance at the end oh
we're definitely going to see his dick
at some point we're in a gigantic
bathtub now so for some reason he's
pissing blood now or some kind of urinal
cakes that are they're like Smarties
this is so weird they're like M&M's this
is this game is a little little out look
at his tits look at his tits I don't
remember my breast gyrating
every time I went for a
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squat looks like a Dragon Ball Z villain
or something e did you just lick his
lips or some [ __ ] what is this game now
I've just got to fill up the big
bathtub oh God I wonder what's next for
what does the future hold for this this
piss simulator let's see I guess okay
well that answers the question of
wanting to see his dick there you go who
made oh my God he actually has a little
dick he's got about seven folds of fat
around it oh my God oh my God golden
shower we're going he he needs to piss
on me he's pissing on me wait golden
shower zero of two how do we I don't get
it is it what why can't I complete this
what are we supposed to do to complete
this can't change view in this mode um
the shadow is just as disturbing as the
real thing hey hey I see the moon that
thing must be like a sort of like an
Easter egg in in every level I see it
it's looking down on me I don't even
know if it is a moon come on how do we
do it what the [ __ ] is a oh it's a money
shot not a monkey shot so what's the
money shot and I mean it's golden shower
is pissing on me so piss on me we're
doing it how is it not working we didn't
turn on oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
gross gross gross gross okay fire force
there we go we got the golden shower now
we're turning jizz on so oh my God what
is this
game uh uh H oh God we just [ __ ]
jerked off well I don't know what I
guess I'm third person as him shooting
onto myself as if I'm first person real
oh god what the [ __ ] is this okay turn
the size down a lot we're shooting these
down this track Like little race cars
they're rolling they're rolling we got
the red marble the Blue Marble and the
green marble this is okay um let's
change the variation now we go we got to
complete the track with all different
marble sizes I guess this is so so weird
wa most of them just going on the floor
yeah I never did I never played this
track as a kid this ain't no Hot Wheels
track I'm used to wait so now I want to
see the green yes there we go the loops
are happening look at that those Loops
here we go here we go here we go yep I
think they're kind of making it let's go
back should a few want the blue color
variation what if we put it on the very
lowest oh that's kind of like a that's
our piss area yeah that's our piss area
maximum is just absolute [ __ ] random
just garbage colors uh somewhere in the
middle might be J let's go as small as
we can shoot there they look like
marbles now shoot a [ __ ] ton of those
out yeah that's working what is the
biggest one okay that's that's [ __ ]
[ __ ] they're like beach balls turn
that yeah we finished finally I didn't
look for the moon all right doesn't
really matter oh gross oh come
on are you serious look at those cheeks
flap love out of 10 love out of 10 fire
delay Force Jesus Christ look at that
rocket in out of the but hole it's go
it's dry rating like
crazy wa it's whizzing past my [ __ ]
ear uh turn down there no delay holy
[ __ ] turn it down to about there oh oh
oh God this is out of control it's
completely out of control F uh size what
are we supposed to be doing a full moon
and wrong use we got to kind of angle
him but we can't see what's happening so
we've got to shoot for that and down the
force a little there we go that's the
money shot riming it getting [ __ ] rim
shots Michael Jordan of the piss World
those oh oh oh guys we may have [ __ ]
that up they're not leaking through cuz
they're too big so we need to turn down
the size yeah have the size about there
that'll work ready they drop out like
little hamster pellets we've got it now
we've got it now no they're getting
stuck why we [ __ ] I might need to redo
it they they've got to be tiny we oh no
we can't do this cuz we've just got to
fill it up to 200 and it will work maybe
if some come out the bottom we might we
might be able to do it anyway and 200
woohoo now we've got the um the wrong
use going on we're not meant to be
pissing into this cup with blood or
beaka or I don't understand what it is
blood dispenser something where's the
moon oh we're we like the outdoors now
yep that's a that was a moon the whole
time I thought it was definitely a moon
and we are done boom Blue World flip it
around do the oh oh oh oh we're going to
the P we're going to the circus the fair
and we're jerking off into arcade
machines holy
[ __ ] oh God this is next level man so
we've got to we we're jerking off we got
to fill these things right in the hole I
think if we can come on right in the top
of his head I think oh no the teeth we
knocked the teeth out that's what kind
of thing it is okay he's he's spraying
everywhere no delay and yeah just spray
in the middle it probably should just
break up and spray into all their teeth
okay no that's not really working uh uh
going to get it in your teeth I'm going
to get it in your teeth come on come on
oh it's not I'm not getting it come on
all right this one oh that one's done is
it no we need to fill him up we need to
fill him up fill him up bad boy that's
the bad one we've got a mad one and
we've got oh we've got two bad ones and
a mad one oh we got a sad one a mad one
and a bad one okay that's the bad one
that's the sad one which makes this seem
all the more wrong [ __ ] ejaculating
into his mouth
there we go that was a good [ __ ]
spurt then 1 2
three that's how you play it that's the
bad one done 1 2 3 oh oh there we go he
sort of goes in Squirts and then and he
stops for a little bit so if you do it
you wait you wait you wait and
you perfect 24 one more one more will we
ever finish this it's like it's like
broken and go Bunch got in then why are
you not working that's definitely the
right one right okay let me try let me
try this one that's the oh my God that
was the [ __ ] mad one this whole
time okay I'm sorry we're just spraying
out of the middle and making a ball pit
and there's the moon underneath us um so
that one's pretty easy especially when
you change off fire delay bam done
already and we could have changed the
color around there okay and that was it
thanks for playing Go to sandbox mode to
play some more so let's go sandbox mode
on the first level and see what we can
do so we got normal piss we got fire
delay we can change fire delay variation
okay that's just like some kind of
[ __ ] wild firem man's hose that's
like when I go to the toilet we got fire
force that's just mental we've got size
variation oh oh some big powerful drops
there different different colors
everything we pretty much already
experienced in the game I don't know
what this is I'm so sorry for playing it
I'll see you guys next time oh jeez