well if you feel like things are a
little off this week remember yesterday
was Friday the 13th tomorrow is a super
blood moon and according to the most
annoying person you know Mercury is in
retrograde
is it me or does it every story this
week sound like the opening voice over
in a Mad Max movie
the year is 2022 a virus rages across
the planet digital money has collapsed
infants have nothing to eat women are
forced to breed men are ready to die for
gasoline and we suffer under the
leadership of the one known only as Joe
you know this baby formula shortage is
scary I mean babies are very sensitive
you can't just feed them anything I
almost tried to give my little nephew
something different than his usual
formula and he nearly choked on that hot
wing bone
come on