when resident Joe Biden saw his poll
numbers with black voters plummeting he
immediately filled his diaper and then
had an idea to regain support from the
urban youth he went out and got a $500
tattoo Joe Biden says he got the idea
after he saw a story on TV about other
supporters doing similar things he says
he spent 500 bucks on it but kind of I
don't know it's not very flattering if I
were Donald Trump I'd be like you also
Joe Biden then promptly arrested himself
and released his mug shot possibly might
be one of his regrets in life we'll see
yeah I would imagine we'll check back in
about 20 years what's up guys it's boy
Benny when the rats flee the ship you
know there's something wrong and where
that saying comes from is when you had
old wooden ships that had a bunch of
rats living inside of the knots in the
wood uh they would be the ones to know
when the ship is breaking before the
passengers so when there was something
wrong with the wood or when there was
water getting into the ship or when
something was busted the rats would flee
the they'd run over the size of the
ship because they'd feel it first you
could feel it in their bones and you're
beginning to see the rats fleeing the
broken Dusty moldy sinking rotted ship
of the Joe Biden or residency presidency
uh in in tall order and in short order
right now and it is a crisis for the
Democrat Party uh check out this article
we showed it to you last week we read it
through the entire thing last week it's
really uh fascinating read Dems in
full-blown freak out over Biden one
adviser to a major Democrat donor keeps
a running list of reasons that Biden
could lose oh no they even pick a photo
like this where Joe Biden looks
completely lost disheveled and out of
his mind all year just let me just read
one paragraph from this because it's too
good all year Democrats have been on a
joyless and exhausting grind through the
2024 election but now five months from
the election anxiety has morphed into
palpable trepidation according to more
than a dozen party leaders and
operatives the gap between what
Democrats will say on TV or in print
what they'll text each other and Friends
uh worries have surged among Biden's
prospects uh Biden's
stubborn poor polling are creating a
freak out according to Biden insiders
now the article goes on and on and on to
list people who are close to Joe Biden
who are donors to Joe Biden in this
section in this section they talk about
how donors to Joe Biden literally
laughed out loud when asked to give more
right because they know they're donating
to a lost cause these are the people
that are closest to Joe Biden saying
that they're doomed saying that they're
freaking
doomed it's it really it's really really
a blistering
article and uh I mean this this section
it's amazing talking about how talking
about how uh if you are trying to run as
a Democrat it's best for you to not
mention to Joe Biden because he will
bring down your numbers as a
Democrat as a
Democrat it's pretty
remarkable so anyway uh this entire
blistering screed lays out how bad it is
for Joe Biden behind the scenes and
internally on his own team what Bill Mah
does in A Moment Like This is just say
the same thing out loud Bill Mah battles
journalist over Biden's re-election
chances he's going to effing lose Bill
Mah was on his uh little uh Club random
podcast uh with Cara swisser no one's
ever been able to explain to me what
Cara swisser does or who she is or why
should ever care about her she seems so
boring and so weird and so creepy but
she's just like any other Jour Li
liberal journalist okay so I guess he
fits the description uh they were
talking in his little drug basement and
Bill Mah said this all on the same page
here which is like we lose our
credibility if we don't talk about as if
they're not going to notice Biden's old
yeah please like I do an old oh wow I
honey I had never seen that before you
know Bill Mo makes a good point Joe
Biden is old
yeah I I mean or whatever it is I can't
say it enough I would I said it many
times I would vote for his head in a jar
of blue liquid over Donald Trump but
that doesn't mean that I'm not first of
all I don't think I think it's a mood
point at this point he's G toing lose
who Biden yes no you're wrong no I'm GNA
bet you oh great should we bet no
nothing you can I have ownership of this
place no come on no I'm it's not the
kind of thing I throw a lesbian
party
here can I throw a and lesbian
party here says Cara Swisher Cara
Swisher got it she's so she's so famous
for some reason
nobody okay man careful who your heroes
are so uh yeah so so uh billar saying
once but not the first time that Joe
Biden is going to lose uh because he's
able to see with his eyeballs just kind
of the things that are openly and
presently available the data points
here's a new general election poll after
they found Donald Trump guilty in New
York on novel legal theories they've
never brought against anyone much less a
president Donald Trump up five Donald
Trump's up five points today Trump leads
with uh Hispanic voters and young voters
Joe Biden Trump wipes out Biden's lead
with latino voters uh and the decision
desk head-to-head Battleground averages
now has Donald Trump up by commanding
leads in every single Battleground state
every single state yet the journalist
Caris swisser says no Biden's not going
to lose oh really what's your what's
your journalism tell you Caris
swier now the first time that uh Bill
Maher has sort of had this conversation
he did so with Jerry Seinfeld I'm going
to lose my nervous system about Trump
again if he ends the world he's going to
end the world I'm not going to go nuts
again if he wins another term I just
can't I I I hope you you uh have that
wherewithal well what are you going to
do just get know I'm trying to stay
right there yes stay get anxious like a
millennial no it's right exactly that
that that is I mean that that generation
especially the Z generation
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are so
uh
well dude you did lose your mind like
like a angry angsty little soy
ticktocker Bill Mah but at least you're
not going to do it again and at least
you call out clowns and frauds like Joy
bear for doing the uh exact same thing
lying to her audience uh Bill Mah was on
The View uh last week and said this to
Joy bayar uh you're a fraud I'm I'm
nervous about saying anything against
Biden because I feel you know not that I
have so much power and and you have some
more than we than I do obviously but I
don't know about that are you afraid
that you might you know in influence
people who are on the fence I I think
you lose all credibility I do I mean my
bond with my audience has always been I
don't pull a Punch Yeah my bond with my
audience is you're not going to like
everything I say but you know I'm saying
what I really think is
true so Bill Maher saying he has a real
audience and he has an actual bond with
them where they trust him to tell the
truth and Bill Mah has been truthfully
saying that Joe Biden is going to lose
for a very long time on his program he's
been doing this for a very long time and
he's been saying it for a very long time
and I don't think Bill Mah likes that
he's made that very very clear but he's
also made it very clear that he sees the
writing on the wall and that nobody
likes Joe Biden and there's no way to
lie cheat or steal yourself out of this
election just like in this clip okay
what do you think of prominent Democrats
like David Axelrod calling for Biden to
quote get out or get going did he say
that get out or get going uh I believe
in a tweet or two and some stuff look
people think that Joe Biden is is is
perhaps too all they right
perhaps don't don't spill the water
something might come out of it
um it's
not you know everyone ages differently I
agree I've
and you know so so Betty White live to
be 99 Mick Jag is still twisting his
ass I I have been the one making that
case year after year here against agism
I always said it's a case by case basis
but for that argument to have teeth it
all you also have to be the person who
can go yeah but this is the case and I
I've said it before do I think Joe Biden
can do the job absolutely I don't think
he can win the job and that's what I
care about he's going going to lose
because the people think he's too old
and perception is reality I'm sorry so
yeah let's just say the rats have
officially fled the ship and there just
really is no hope that doesn't mean
don't vote right or don't show up it
means show up all the more right because
they're getting desperate and they're
getting scared and so now now is the
time now is the time ladies and
gentlemen um we it would bring me great
joy
to see carish schwier cry on Election
night I I must have it she'll be on a
live feed somewhere we will get that
footage racial mattow going like
this oh yeah oh yeah manifest it think
about it and let's make it real it's
your boy Benny like share and subscribe
see you
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