hungry
I don't like Sundays oh it's not a
Sunday it's a banana split
I don't like those either a few moments
later
crazy enough reality is Stranger Than
Fiction and so let's jump into some
reality which is that if there was a
body found in the pool of Mar-A-Lago and
that body was naked and somebody very
close knew all of Donald Trump's darkest
deepest secrets and that body was found
with a strange woman next to it uh do
you think there'd be a couple of
questions in the corporate press about
that do you think people would be saying
oh okay I would like to know what
happened here Sir Mr President let's say
that Donald Trump had the police delete
all of the evidence and delete all the
information about the 911 phone calls
about the dead body that washed up in
the pool in Mar-A-Lago that was naked
that was a trump associate maybe people
would be like I don't know this looks a
little weird perhaps like you should
face some questions about what the hell
happened at your house Mr President
that's exactly what's happening with
Barack Obama right now this is of course
footage from the Edgar Town Pond but is
it actually footage from a crime scene
that is a question that we've been
asking for a while we seem to be the
only people that ever actually ask these
questions anymore but it remains such a
mystery to us the death at Barack
Obama's Mansion Barack Obama has a 30
acre mansion in Martha's Vineyard
Barack Obama likes his privacy Barack
Obama has a very tight-knit group of
people around him and one of those
people his name's Safari Campbell
Safari Campbell was a competent swimmer
a good swimmer and was an athlete he was
in great shape tafari Campbell went for
a paddle board one night with a
mysterious young woman who was also an
Obama staffer and they never came back
what we now know is that tafari Campbell
didn't have any of his clothes on when
he went paddle boarding and then drowned
was he killed did he die well we know he
died
but what are the circumstances around
that death we still don't know
but now we know well that's far Campbell
and here's an image of him with his old
bosses there that Safari Campbell the
White House Chef uh was in a I suppose
compromising
position
here we go this from The Daily Mail the
exclusive to fire Campbell's paddle
boarding paddle boarding clothing were
found with no sign
of staffer within 16 minutes of start of
search for tragic Obama Chef starting
Martha Vineyard police report reveals an
incident report provided the Daily Mail
by the Edgartown police reveals that the
secret service agent reported tafari
Campbell missing on July 23rd just like
what we talked about where the hell was
the Secret Service we'll get there in
just a second the agent whose identity
is redacted called about a possible
drowning and revealed that a rescue
swimmer and Zodiac boat had been
deployed to find him wait a second hold
on there was a rescue swimmer so there's
a scuba diver sent out to try and find
him
the 911 call was placed in the search
teams were uh sent out immediately
afterward and they recovered his clothes
so he was he naked
I mean hold on
you have to assume that he was if they
have all this clothing what does that
mean
huh
what the hell is going on at the Obamas
he's paddle boarding naked
again again I am not here to speculate
nor am I here to speak ill of the Dead
obviously ever death is a tragedy the
man had wife children he leaves Beyond
wife and children and according to all
of the anecdotes from people who knew
him Jafari Campbell seemed like a really
good upstanding dude
so what the hell
I seem to be the only person that wants
to honor his memory by trying to figure
out what's going on here and here's what
we know we know that the Obamas have
lied we know the Obama said initially
that they were not on the island that
was a that was a lie
we know that the Secret Service and the
police have not been forthright
with their information on what is going
on as it pertains to this investigation
police call log reporting Safari
Campbell's drowning was left blank
why was it left blank you can see here
of course the explicit screenshot of
that call log boom there you go
left blank everything else here's a
check on this thing here's a little
check on that thing here's a stolen car
and here's the call for the drowning
why the hell didn't the
Secret Service who are in Tip-Top shape
go out and try and help the guy well now
it turns out that they did according to
the Daily Mail they tried to help the
what I what you have to assume
was a a naked or Nearly Naked Obama Chef
out on a paddleboard with a mysterious
young woman who was not his wife
who worked for Barack Obama
who was that person
the witness whose identity is redacted
contacted the authorities about a
possible drowning and requested at least
an ambulance in response to the scene
the agent told officers a rescue swimmer
and a Zodiac boat had been deployed to
find Campbell but they didn't find him
for another day he was recovered in the
morning
his body was recovered in the morning
the call prompted a rapid search
operation during which authorities
recovered Campbell's paddle board and
closed immediately within 16 minutes but
no contact with the missing party
Campbell had been out on the pond with
another fellow Obama staffer a female
who was on a separate paddle board the
report however did not specify the
articles of clothing found nor did it
provide further information uh the other
Witnesses the second paddle boarder it
wasn't until the next morning that the
chef's body was found in shallow water
next to Obama's home
so wait a second like
I can't it boggles the Mind here's the
actual police report there you go
you're the actual police report
please as ever I demand that you look at
the evidence for yourself as we have
done here all right
I demand that you look at the evidence
for yourself
well ladies and gentlemen oh I'm glad to
see that they sent out
uh vessels to go and try and get to go
and try and find him
uh
when arriving at the location responders
were advised of one party in the water
described as approximately 40 year old
male wearing all black
he would later be identified as Safari
Campbell
well that's interesting
when arriving at the location responders
were advised of one party in the water
described as approximately 40 year old
man wearing all black does that mean he
was in a what does that mean what does
that mean does that mean he was in a
scuba suit
they don't say he would later be
identified as Safari Campbell
I made contact
with the uh emergency department
where we launched boats and come on
command operations once the location we
establish a command post I requested a
helicopter so they were doing a lot of
work to try and find this man
they searched and they yielded no result
both Air Wings conducted uh until their
fuel supply they returned to base they
looked they couldn't uh find him they
looked until 11 pm
so they were looked really hard to find
him
the next morning the dive team continued
and deceased Mr Campbell was located
using Sonar
so again like this is not a big pond how
did it take this long to find this man
this guy was in great shape look at this
guy this guy knew how to swim look at
this guy
here he is this is from his now deleted
or locked Instagram account
so they deep six the guy's Instagram
account he used to have a public
Instagram account now they've locked
everything down why would they do that
we'll hear a video here's a video of
tafari Campbell swimming
apparently he drowned in eight feet of
water
what
come on man
and they found all of his clothes
assuming he was either naked or in a
scuba suit but why would he go into a
scuba who paddle boards in a full scuba
suit it's summer
I mean I live on the water you don't do
that
if people go to the beach in Cape Cod
all the time this is when everyone goes
to the beach there
it does it doesn't make any sense
none of it makes any sense why did it
take so long to find him how did he
drown he knows how to swim here he is
swimming we're doing our level how to
best to be respectful of the deceased
but we deserve the answers to these
questions meanwhile Brock and Michelle
Obama clearly clearly scandalized by
this tragedy are
Hamming it up
and celebrating
at the U.S open
and cheering and Jive jiving and dancing
here they go
and panning the crowd
and running for president against Joe
Biden obviously
yeah
so so it's clearly distressed these
people clearly distrust
I'm distressed
this man deserves sometimes his family
deserves some type of answers
nothing makes sense why did the Secret
Service jump in and help why did a guy
who knew how to swim drown why did he
drown an eight feet of water why wasn't
he wearing any clothes
what at the very least like what are the
circumstances about around him like
going missing
who was the staffer who was out paddle
boarding with him of course she she
would know what's going on
where's the video camera there's videos
everywhere around Barack Obama's
premises where's the video camera of all
this stuff why did it take authority so
long to find him why do the authorities
leave blank uh their investigation
the reason for the 911 phone call
and why won't they tell us anything
about the autopsy report
that's just off the top of my head I'm
sure there are 20 other big questions
that we have we're the only ones who
want Justice for tavari Campbell uh uh
and we'll continue to seek it
ladies and gentlemen it's your boy Benny
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