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this is the third week in a row third
week in a row now
i'm nancy pelosi apparently who made
this we gotta find the culprit who did
this
guys guys until we find the face swap
bandit here
um yeah you're gonna keep sharing these
this is your punishment if you laugh
today at all
you lose you have to share this you have
to share this gift you have to share
me as nancy pelosi until we find this
person who keeps doing this and before
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today's episode
of try not to laugh and if you laugh at
any of this stuff you're sharing nancy
zeddlosi as your punishment go they want
to say
what about the surge well
first of all just gut check
stop anyone who's using the term surge
around you consciously is trying to
invoke a militaristic frame
and that's a problem because
these this is not a surge these are
children and they are not insurgents
and we are not being invaded which by
the way
is a white supremacist
idea philosophy he immediately surged to
the border
all those people are seeking asylum
serge
surge so i guess uh biden is a white
supremacist
is that right aoc if so you need to
start calling him out
why aren't you calling him out he's he's
describing the border
with surge are you kidding me that's a
white supremacist doc sir i have your
test results
patient i identify as female okay so i'm
so sorry ma'am
nobody respects my pronouns you have
testicle cancer
[Music]
hey hey you can't make that joke what
are you doing
unreal i can't believe you're making
those jokes on tick-tock
how dare you laugh at that wow
sandwiches with the branches army
maybe
[Music]
not to me i was hoping for but
i wish i had some
[Music]
so good uh i have to make this myself
i'm uh i'm okay thanks though bye
the final ingredient
um kind of accurate
[Laughter]
and is everybody following covid
procedures
okay oh my gosh it's packed like
sardines in here
we should just start a new snl that
that's better than anything that's on
snl
what a great impression in like 15
seconds let's start our own snl guys and
i want this lady playing kamala
act normal act normal
okay what's going on here taking a ride
[Laughter]
come on man come on man able to be
vaccinated
no later than may 1.
who put me one on the teleprompter who
did it
you know he reads it word for word you
have to put first
he's like ron burgundy half the time he
can't even read the teleprompter
correctly
this is ridiculous lmao
oh my what is that like ten masks
i don't even know this it's gotta be
stitched i
i refuse to believe there are people out
there trying to wear masks like this
but for being honest it wouldn't
surprise me
sadly give me a boy's name that starts
with the letter h
oh dude in his defense
uh i mean jose sounds like it starts
with an h
i mean the master gets that whip 3000
hey oh oh i'm so offended wow i
i i can't believe you make you're making
these jokes
making light of slavery like this i just
wow wow wow how dare you have a sense of
humor
in 2021 unbelievable
[Laughter]
we're in missouri you did not lie i'm
probably 15
years deep and i can still speak better
than biden
i'm probably 15 beers deep and i can
still speak better than mine
that's a that's a fact check true i mean
you're speaking pretty clearly if you
got 15 beers in you
mine sounds like he's got a a leader in
him all the time
the person in front of me is pulling
down my window is this my window or
theirs
this is why i hate public transportation
especially
flying people man that is his window if
you spank your kids with a belt that's
called abuse
if you spank your kids with a belt i got
spanked with the belt and i'm just fine
do you get spag with a belt are you just
fine what about a wooden spoon
ah any of you anyone else got a wooden
spoon wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait don't scroll don't
scroll don't scroll don't scroll
if you are looking for a one bedroom one
bath free room
free apartment three meals a day with
phone access
keep your cell phone unlimited access to
drugs
zero dollars a month this is prison
all you have to do is commit a crime
that's all you got to do
zero dollars a month did you hear that
you ain't gotta pay nothing
you're gonna be up in here with a tv cd
player you're watching gma every morning
tmz it's all coming on oh yeah
get up on your spanish man get up on
that
so this is prison
you get to keep a phone in there and get
to go on tick tock how how is this guy
have a phone in there
what and he's right like if you want to
have a free life
free meals free place to stay free tv
cable
free internet apparently free phones
just commit a crime
come into crime i guess this is how you
make it look like you have abs in every
photo
you put your foot like that you rotate
it and you go to the gym you lazy
hey whoa that's fat phobic
that's very fat phobic i can't ah this
tic-tac is out of control today
these videos are so non-pc today just
disgusted
so the best way to get something done if
you if you hold near and dear to you
that you uh um like to be able to
anyway
i'm we're going to get a lot done this
is the president of the united states
somebody help me translate this here
let's watch this one more time oh the
best way to get something done
if you if you hold near and dear to you
that you
like to be able to anyway
i'm we're going to get a lot done
no one's in control nobody's in control
so i told my husband to look after the
kids and this is what he
sends me
[Music]
yes so i'm talking about cat daddy
issues
hey google stop music
what are you doing what am i doing what
are you doing grabbin's fat day
spotty okay all right enough for this
nonsense let's go chase
come on he doesn't want to go with you
let's go chase
come on fine
hey google play
the hell
how'd they get that cat to do that kids
born in the 80s
born in the 90s
two thousand ow daddy
[Laughter]
that's a fact check true that's fact
check true when you were nice to the
weird girl
and now she's your wife
um
as much as i hate to say this i really
really hate to say this because that is
weird
it's genius that that's
so genius this is what happens when your
foreman wants you to work faster and
you're a fat
kid he places mcdonald's
all the way around the ditch
any of you foremans out there bosses
there you go if you got any fat kids
fat employees that's how you motivate
them dad's around the house be like
found it
did you fall in
well not gonna get far without these
i hate dad jokes that's not funny
uh yeah don't uh don't show that clip to
china
[Applause]
please
oh dude what is what is this what kind
of ride is this where the guy's not
strapped in
it just let's go
that's a hazard man i get a lot of dms
asking me what life is like with neck
and face tattoos they say they want one
but they're not sure and they want to
know if they should take the plunge and
so for you i've compiled a list of three
things you need to ask yourself before
doing it
number one do you find getting a job to
be too easy for you because when you
look like this
finding gainful employment becomes quite
the challenge number two i hope you hate
social gatherings because your
invitations will cease to arrive
i suppose when you paid that much money
for a wedding photographer you don't
want this guy popping up in your
pictures
and finally i hope you like a girl with
some daddy issues because no
self-respecting father would let their
child date my phone looking ass so if
you do happen to find love
you better hope her parents practice
absent parenting
i mean at least he's honest
and if those are real like did you get
like hair
your whole ear is tattooed
and whatever you want to do it is your
choice but like i said
at least he's honest at least he's
acknowledging
the repercussions for for doing that
what i wore on a date with my husband
versus what he said i reminded him of
trevor corey corey trevor trevor leahy
ricky's always getting away with
freaking sam squedge everyone keeps
asking me if i'm male or female
guys i'm vegan
love the vegans love the vegans and i
don't know why but
you can be vegan be vegan i've said this
a thousand times the vegans hate me for
some reason
i get hate meal all the time from vegans
be vegan you can be vegan i don't care
but there is a thing there's a complex
with some vegans
it's like that identity that part of you
has to be
known you have to let the world know
that you are vegan for some reason i
don't know why
it's true gucci after 1400 checks get
deposited
this i've been saying this the whole
time these 1400
checks they're gonna do anything they're
gonna help the gucci's you know
jordans are gonna fly off the shelves uh
it's not doing anything to help the
economy people are buying dumb stuff
with it
hey
whoever made that shame on you
remembering when my mom
dead ass let me dress as ozzy osbourne
for my school pictures
oh my god no way that's child abuse
how dare you let your kid that is child
abuse
i'm built different
oh
she's built different
so every day when my students log into
class i have
music playing now if my students get
there before the meet starts
i tell them that they can pick the song
of the day earlier today one of my
students stayed after class
and they said that they had a request
for the music for tomorrow
so this student goes hey miss can you
play some classic rock tomorrow
and i was like yeah ac dc metallica
pink floyd like you name it and she
looks confused and she's like
no miss like blink 182.
so i failed her i mean it seemed like
the only logical
theological response there i'm glad you
failed her because blink 182
is not classic rock all right that kid
needs to be put in their place
and you need to you need to start
playing more classic rock you need to
start deciphering as a teacher
what classic rock is and what isn't
blink 182 are you kidding me
so i'm glad you failed her and i hope
that kid realizes they're wrong how did
you do
in today's video did you laugh at any of
these clips
especially the non-pc ones did you laugh
at the non-pc ones
because you can't do that today there is
no humor in that
uh this video is probably not going to
be monetized it might even be banned
i don't know you can't laugh at those so
if you did laugh at anything you have to
share the nancy's at lossymeme
share it everywhere find the culprit we
gotta get down to the bottom of this
no more of this crap let me know how you
did in the comments while you're down
there please like this video please help
me get it recommended to others
that's it for today's video until next
time i'm tyler zed
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come back up again they look at it so i
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