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hey there all you nutty sports fans
sunny day here along with the kid who
put the blue
in blue line buddy check hiya sonny
oh man do i love hockey well on paper
today's game looks like a mismatch
but anything can happen in this league
sonny and it usually does
by the way buddy nice jacket my sister's
got one just like it
i told you before sonny it's not a
girl's jacket it's like a hundred
percent man jacket man
calm down buddy don't get mad at me just
because your mom bought you
a girl's jacket we're at queen flaky's
ice castle for an interesting matchup
between the columbus blue jacket
and the frozen blizzards ready to rocky
then let's play some hockey
here are the starting lineups for the
home team the starting center
joe cinda smith starting forward keisha
phillips
starting defender gretchen hasselhoff
and
for the visitors the starting center joe
jordan starting forward grace tipson
the starting defender todd xavier
we're going to face off at center ice
what happened just in this nice shot
that's her first goal of the game this
one's too close for my blood i tell you
you're neat at center ice
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yes
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well it's always better to be up two
goals than down
joseph smith at center ice against joe
thornton
they've got it she shoots it
they've got it here they
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the blue jackets just have to hit a
three-point goal here and they'll be
right back there
too bad there's no such thing they meet
at center ice for the face-off
slap shot by ghost in the snow here he
comes with the
i think these kids need to work on their
passengers honey
has it he takes a shot she takes it
knowing where to put the puck she takes
the shot he comes away with it
x-boy brings it up the ice
shot by him yeah he's got it
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brings it up the ice fires
joe you guys look
out of possession headshot bye thornton
she brings
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well it's always better to be up two
goals than down
josenda smith gets to the circle to face
off with
joe thornton he's got the first shot by
joe linda smith
here they come with it
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two goals is a lot of goals the blue
jackets
are running out of time here sonny it's
swim booty time
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the visitors
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here he comes with the puck
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brings it up
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has it big bird
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gets to the circle to face off with
murray
control that kid sure can't pass the
puck goldie
they take control they come with it
i like our chances here sonny josinda
smith to face off against
murray goldman goldie comes away with it
here they come with it that's some good
questions
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the blue jackets are looking a little
sluggish out there
like they ate a whole big old plate of
mashed potatoes before the game
i did that once let me tell you
we've hit the one minute second period
blizzards have control pellets
shoot man
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the blue jackets just have to hit a
three-point goal here and they'll be
right back in it
too bad there's no such thing jose smith
again she draws
all right everybody get out your funny
hits this is so
awesome mvp gets to the circle to face
off with
mary goldman fancy pants in there
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brings it up
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all right everybody get out your funny
hits they're going to face off at center
ice
after two periods it's starting to get
ugly 2
2 7. this is just plain ugly sonny
wow this is just brutal i'd like to take
a moment to remind our viewers that this
intermission break is brought to you by
my mother thanks mom
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gets to the circle to face off with
murray goldman
she's got it here she comes with the
first shot guys
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against murray goldman sachs
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it's
i can't bear to watch gretchen
hasselhoff to face off against
murray goldman golden gets the puck
she takes the shot she comes away with
it lisa crockett
brings it up the ice
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with
this is so awesome
gretchen hasselhoff at center ice
against
murray goldman i thought we had that one
i saw that one coming she takes a shot
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the player is down
gets it she brings it up
coming
that could do a hat trick the blue
jackets they're going to face off at
center ice
jeez i wonder why they call it a face
off
yes she brings it up she with the blast
off sides on they're going to face off
at center ice
the blue jackets win the face-off
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she brings it up
three goals is a hat trick did you know
that sonny i can't bear to watch
jabba jaw gets to the circle to face off
with yeah
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he's got the puck he brings it up the
ice
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that's some good passing there slap shot
bye
all these turnovers are just killing
themselves
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todd savior has it here they come
he's
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now let's go to buddy check with our
three stars of the game
thanks honey today's third star the game
is angela del vecchio today's second
star of the game is
keycha phillips and today's first star
of the game is
gretchen hasselhoff today's three stars
are brought to you by electro king
makers of the world's finest electric
underwear i'm wearing some right now
folks and let me tell you
i'm toasty warm
that'll do it i'm sunny day for buddy
check in the whole backyard gang
so long