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man it sure is boring around here I
really need a woman a real woman with
real titties and a real [ __ ] no dicks
because I'm
straight guess for now I'll get me a
beer hey Spud Spud where the [ __ ] are
you dog well I guess I ain't get no
[ __ ] beer either what the hell man
yo Billy Bob can I come in pause yeah
the door's open
man
yeah hey there Wolverine what brings you
to freaksville well I'm actually living
here now man Professor X told me to get
the [ __ ] out and go live in another
Universe for a while so I thought what
the hell freaksville Alabama it is well
damn man that's pretty cool Xavier can
be a real [ __ ] to you sometimes you
should tell that Mr Clean look like
[ __ ] to go [ __ ] himself yeah
tell me about it Cyclops is always
sucking on his [ __ ] and bragging how
much of a great leader he is [ __ ] that
[ __ ] anyway where the [ __ ] at hell
I don't know man I think all the women
have left the planet 95% of the
population are a bunch of cocking balls
it's a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] hey don't give
up hope Billy Bob I just now remember
the spot that my friend told me about
the other day he you see a lot of times
very hot women will appear there and I'm
talking about Dro dead gorgeous women
like nines and tens
[ __ ] hey Liu Kang do you know a
place where me and my friends can go
find some hot women and I mean really
hot women nines and tens yeah I know
this place where you can find some hot
women I'll write down the directions for
you you and your friend will have a good
time trust me now go happen with the
[ __ ]
okay well [ __ ] yeah man what are we
waiting for let's go visit this spot but
first I want to show you this trick I
think you'll like it want to see sure
why not pristin pting pting
ping what do you think about that man
pretty good [ __ ] huh yeah that's uh
pretty impressive can we go now yeah but
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so um where are these hot women at I
don't see [ __ ] well according to Liu
Kang this is the spot where all the
hotties show up wait hold up a minute l
kane told you about this place that
[ __ ] is always smoking weed he
has no brain cells I can't believe you
would listen to that idiot a come on man
Li Kang could be annoying some sometimes
times but I don't think he would lie
about this place he's the champion of
Mortal
Kombat okay whatever wait what the [ __ ]
is that sh not sure but it smells like
dumb fuckness in the air that's
destroying Society coming this way a
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that thing it's a
toxic meme of [ __ ] from Hell a skiy
toilet it's ugly as [ __ ] and it makes me
feel uncomfortable leave this mother
[ __ ] to me I'll take care of it suck
on this
cut that was some wild [ __ ]
man are you [ __ ] kidding me another
one I got this Billy
Bob yeah that's what I'm talking about
where are these things coming from I
don't know man it's origin started
somewhere on YouTube and these things
are ruining children's minds but not
only the children it also ruins adults
Minds as well every time I'm on YouTube
I always run across the [ __ ] skib
toilet video in my recommendations it's
a load of creepy agenda [ __ ] from
Satan's
[ __ ] heads up Billy Bob I smell more
of those [ __ ] coming a [ __ ] [ __ ]
biscuits watch out there Billy Bob I
think these skibby [ __ ] are a lot
stronger than the last two all right
then let's beat these [ __ ] up
I [ __ ] hate sty toilet me too yall a
bunch of hands in a toilet that sucks
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[ __ ] oh you want to play that game then
time to fight BBT and Wolverine
style [ __ ]
you wow
y'all ain't
[ __ ] let's go
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bub wait what's going on why are they
doing that a [ __ ] I don't know maybe
they're preparing for an orgy well I
don't want to say that [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] ass gravy this isn't good man
well we can't let this thing roam free
in freaksville let's kill this son of a
[ __ ] yeah man let's [ __ ] go
oh damn this thing is tough sure the
[ __ ] is don't give up man eat my claws
[ __ ] the claws I was scratching
my ass with
today yeah
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okay I'm done playing around with this
[ __ ] I have a special bullet from
Papa 420 that I never got to use so here
it is die you [ __ ] toilet
[ __ ] damn that was some crazy ass [ __ ]
man well you're going to see a lot more
crazy [ __ ] than that my friend welcome
to freaksville Alabama
yay I'm pissed off at Li k for telling
me about this place next time I see him
I'm going to [ __ ] slap that [ __ ]
well let's head back to the crib I got
some beer for the both of us hell yeah
man beer does the body good
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wait a minute Wolverine can't fly