[Music]
breakfast I eat
breakfast hey lightning you
ready oh yeah maybe I should have had
breakfast this is it Daryl one lap to go
and Lightning McQueen has a huge Le oh
he's got in the B call in the dogs put
out the fire we going to ground us a h
[Applause]
Checkered Flag here I come oh no McQueen
is going tired and only one turn to go
can he make
it hey buddy you're a one stupid Racer
oh hey Mr the king a lot of cars has got
more Talent than than your whole body if
you figure that out you just going to be
okay yes yes yes Lightning McQueen here
cow me wow nothing sues a rusty bumper
like me look at that shine use Lightning
McQueen and you too can look like rear
and like
[Music]
me cut
[Music]
I don't know what's harder to find
Lightning McQueen or and Burger
Lightning McQueen must be found at all
costs they are all asking the same
question oh
boy want a break from the ass take
whatever you want just don't hurt me you
let him the
car officer talk to me babe how long is
this going to take I got to get to
California Ponto where's your lawyer
listen me you dinner the defendant has
no lawyer the court will assign one to
him all you have to do now is stand
there and let me look at you you're so
I'm sorry did I scare you all right I
want to know who's responsible for
wrecking my town I'm going to put him in
jail till the jail rots on top of him
and then I'm going to move him to a new
jail and let that jail R
I'm throw him out of here Sheriff he's
letting me go he's letting you go I know
I create feelings in others that they
themselves don't understand okay
I'm going to go talk to the judge doc
you look great this morning no did you
do something different with no come on
make this guy fix the road the town
needs this no I know his type race it's
the last thing this town needs but I
should be in California shmoozing dinoo
right now then if I were you I'd quit
yapping and start working come up Mater
okie dokie
[Applause]
I just don't see any on ramp anywhere
Minnie I know exactly where we are yeah
we're in the middle of nowhere honey
please hello welcome to Radiator Springs
how can we help you we don't need
anything thank you very much well honey
ask for directions to the interstate
there's no need to ask for directions
Minnie I know exactly where we're going
he did the same thing on our trip to
Shaka okay okay really we're just peachy
okay what you really need is the Sweet
Taste of my homemade Oran IC fuel no
doesn't agree with my tank we're just
trying to find the interstate good to
see you Soldier come on by Serge a
surplus Hut for all your government
surplus need I do have a map over at the
coy cone motel and if you do stay we
offer a free Lincoln Continental
breakfast hey anything you want you know
like the flame job you like old school
pin slping Von D style huh look Von
D we're going to be going now
okay a little something to remember us
by hey Vsauce Michael here where are
your
fingers
seriously Shreck donkey donkey wake
up no
I got to get out of
here
oh I'm done look I'm finished just say
thank you and I'll be on my way that's
all you got to say it looks awful wait
you're being nice to me who do you think
you are Lightning McQueen and I use
busties Medicare nothing sues a rusty
bumper like you Lightning McQueen here
and I use you and you and you too wow
look at me use me and you too can look
like
CH this is a self-driving car it uses
sensors and software to drive itself to
keep me and other people safe I hope
this ain't ass for son this is dirt oh
so you're a judge a doctor and a racing
expert I'll put it simple if you're
going hard enough left you'll find
yourself turning left oh right that
makes perfect sense turn right to go
right yes thank
you what an
idiot turn right to go right
[Applause]
H you buy one tire I give you seven snow
tires
for you know what I
am please
stop what was that for what huh nothing
I just thought I'd say what what I I
don't get it
women want to break from the ads no
mater I got to finish this road and I
have to get out of here well that's all
right you probably couldn't handle it
anyway whoa whoa easy now Mater you know
who you're talking to this is Lightning
McQueen I eat breakfast breakfast all
right listen when I say go we go but
don't let Frank catch it
Go's
[Music]
Frank I don't care who you are that's
funny right there oh your turn Bud Mater
I can't I don't even have a horn baby
I'm not a
baby stop stop okay all right I'll do
something
e
e e