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I'm sorry to Freeman with Sheriff's
Office
sure insurance under the seat
you
you go sir insurance is on my phone but
I have I don't know if you'll be able to
get to it down here there's not
cellphone service I have a picture of it
I have one but I just realized it's
expired there you go sorry all right
you know what the speed limit is on
North Lake Road I'm guessing 25 35 yeah
yeah I know need a turn I got to do
number six I apologize I'm sorry it's if
the turns I'm sorry I okay but their
place is boring up here man there's I
got bike entrails all on the side of the
road up there four guys laying down
their bikes okay so do me a favor hang
tight for just a minute okay
I have registration yeah yeah go ahead
yeah that's why I try to come in the
morning where there's not that many
people we were just heading out right
now too but I apologize I'm sorry no go
up to North Lake Road stop sign where
you would head in this way I'm gonna
make a left okay follow you okay
those the last ones we were about to
leave and then this happens
he said he caught me doing 60 and is a
thirty year
I mean that is criminal speeding I don't
know if they're gonna have I'm going to
jail or not
he seems kinda nice I mean I don't know
this is definitely the slowest I've ever
taken this road
I never got a police escort before this
is kind of cool
fast forward five minutes later I'm the
back of a cop car going to jail yeah
it's really cool
you
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what's a good telephone number for you
sir
okay I'm gonna do you a solid today I'm
gonna just give you a warning
I appreciate it sir super cooperative
with ya you were apologetic goes a long
way with me I understand so here's what
I'm gonna do like I said this is just a
written warning okay don't let me catch
doing this again and I won't be so nice
thing I won't I apologize sir
I apologize alright this is your
information right here vehicle
information okay today's date we're at
like I said 63 it's posted 30 so just a
written warning for speeding okay it's
not a citation you can go home hang it
on the fridge like a dog character do
what you want to do use it for target
practice whatever why can't I just need
your signature just acknowledging that
you're gonna receive a copy of this
little deal here appreciate it sir all
right locating this is your copy
there's your license and your
registration okay so there's that stuff
thank you sir favor I will I am sorry
okay
have a good day
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which way is the McDonald's is that way
all right
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he knew I was trying to stop 52 but yet
he's gonna pull off how you doing man
come on I just write you all the tickets
I can for him
I would hope who is he all right here's
the deal man I don't want you know many
deficits happen in the roadway this year
I've lost a few friends all right so
listen and I love you I want you to be
good once you be safe okay so you
already need to be safe with that
absolutely
I'm running the red light up there
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that's a toughie ain't no damn reason
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I got a car yes I'm mark
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one eternity later
there's a warning citation for improper
lane and stop sign okay
all right tell your friend you ran into
a nice cop today that's the only reason
he got warning took up I appreciate an
associate he'd be safe okay bro
absolutely
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look at configuring yeah what's your uh
right here needs to be securely fastened
oh is it off yeah I'm gonna put on my oh
my god I'm glad you told me that could
have fell off that went off of that but
uh it actually got zip ties I'm gonna
fit like three of it on there just in
case I've only got like maybe a quarter
mile to go use my place but the bolt
three things are with a pain in the butt
- fun - just got it not too long ago
it's a tow five a really Beto five I got
it from a guy that he wrecked it like
twice me said I'm done it's a little 250
it's nothing biggie they don't know how
he's crashed it sometime but you sold to
thrill deep so there's no beat alright
but
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I'm gonna get another one on there just
in case
yeah hates to lose a thing yeah they'll
definitely get stopped yeah oh yeah cuz
unfortunately have actually caught a few
guys around here without them and as
soon as we try to stop em they jet well
I can't get away from ya it might get it
might get a little bit of leaf on me but
after it pops out I was gonna say yeah
you wouldn't have any problems with this
guy but there are some people that they
keep it zipped hide a lot I've been told
about these zip ties before that makes
me look even worse because people can
like just snap it off you can pull this
off and just go yeah I got bolts already
I just saw have the tool to put them on
there it's a bunch of hex head stuff
usually when you say it's see a state
trooper you always get a ticket that's
what they tell me
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so the guy's not doing stupid yeah
alright hey I appreciate you telling me
not sleeping to me well I'm gonna get
out of here then see ya
what's up what of course you think I
wouldn't pull over I got a license plate
on this one yeah I know I mean I got
nothing to stop for you know thanks man
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if I do a wheelie you're gonna pull me
over
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I guess the sheriff's do like wheelies
yeah
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oh you're the nicest sheriff I ever met
bro ha ha ha have a good day guys stay
safe
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for a second I thought he tricked me I
thought he told me I could do a wheelie
and then I thought he was gonna like try
to pull me over but uh nah he was
straight
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you're really gonna go in my lane after
I change lanes just to get away from you
bro
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Oh
oh I'm screwed
how big your ticket is is this going to
be
I warned enough sir good how are you
pretty good yeah yeah I did why I
stopped you
um yeah yeah I got an idea ah comparison
I got a pretty good idea really expected
to see a guy that was about 22 how are
you a57 yeah I sure do okay man okay
all right you want an officer good how
are you pretty good
yeah I mean I do I stop
Jakob Harrison's three got a pretty good
I really expected to see if guy
that was about 22 however you
50 Stefan
you got your driver's licenses all right
okay a tight man okay
what are you trying to do
I know they got some of their is she
over here
yeah well oh hey hey hey hey hey hey
it's just a written warning okay just
goes into Davenport systems all over the
state hope for anything okay you're five
years older than I am I really expect to
see a 22 year look kid I'm sorry
I'll make that a big I thank you so much
I will I will the state he's in our
system so obviously if somebody would
stop you we would pull it up and it see
that you had a warning okay thanks buddy
oh are you kidding me
he was so amazed that I'm 57 years old
I'm going home
okay this goes into the dam for
consistent doesn't
the state okay five years old I really
expect to see a 20 year book kid it's
not a big not a big deal hey thank just
watch okay all right yeah like I said it
doesn't go to the state it stays in our
system so obviously if somebody would
stop you we would pull it up and then
see that you had a warning all right
take it easy paints fun
you had you caught me trying to impress
the girl in that car she pulled out back
there yes sir that's all he lives down
here so he just come to my house we're
just out oh we got a long time ago off
Craigslist it's a one so it's guy hey
everybody's got $500 for the new ones I
don't yeah yeah yeah yeah I got lucky I
got it for a hundred bucks and got a
bunch of stuff with it it's cool yeah
you know there was one that was actually
found at the bottom of a Colorado River
that was lost during a whitewater trip
and it was found like two years later
and still work
I appreciate it sir thank you hey you
know I knew I was like I saw you when
you come around and saw your hood and I
was like man give me one second I got
pulled over again he's cool
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well they gave me till the 18th to fix
it so I'm gonna get it all done for sure
I appreciate I appreciate a man
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yeah I have a firearm on my right side
yep yep we rolled it 30 and then we
stopped at about I'd say 65 so we
because we saw you honestly can we take
my helmet off you want me take my helmet
off er okay get it out here whoops
here you go
yeah yeah you need to see that it's in
my back backseat here first 27th away
Tennessee
next one's going to be Tennessee
I think honestly I'll be real honest
with you I think sixty-five and I saw
you [ __ ] my pants and then hit the
brakes yeah believe it or not no I've
been riding for two years
they're not be off but yeah gentlemen
this is not the place yes sir yeah you
see a break in traffic you're like yeah
that's true it's on textin yeah I
appreciate this is the main
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pick it is it's not cold either it's
freezing when the hurricane came by
hi June I'll be on your way I'm gonna go
get the next all right take these
brother we're not here to cause trouble
we're here to have fun but not cause
trouble you guys got enough of drama
going on as it is God not not yet we
want to go - did they tell a dragon
right yeah little twisty big old fat
bike like this little twisty yeah can't
help it sometimes you just can't help it
but to get let it let it out a little
bit yeah I'm not be asking you I really
thought it's no.65 you got me a city for
hot trust yours more than mine but 83 oh
my god it feels like I was going 40 you
know on these things that's it's just
you're high up in the air you think
you're yeah yeah yeah we're on the same
page that's for sure
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got it have you seen the tree that that
tree that has all the parts in it
because people crash good gone my god
what's the reassuring yeah it's needed
baby I got crop you like to ride you'll
love it yeah alright brother take it
easy sir
I'm screwed boys
for what [ __ ] [ __ ] me there's another
big-ticket poison
[ __ ] how's it going good deal are you
having some troubles or what what I mean
well no where's the tires even but
repeatedly so you uh you have your
paperwork with you for this I don't know
not yeah yeah I got a license
could you take off your helmet for sure
so what kind of bike is this WR 250 the
WR 250 yeah it said Wiggles hurt legal
dare bite
so whose plate is this it's still red
shirts
so what did you buy it off him or
something so you can't run his plate
probably like he could be we get like a
$250 ticket to let me use it you don't
have any insurance
you do have motorcycle endorsement
although it's good yeah
so is this where you live in Andover
yeah
I said that Dennis we're all started
okay
so obviously we got a couple of problems
here all right okay so how much did you
how much did you pay for this thing
thirty five thirty five hundred what
years okay so basically what happens is
the the moment that he sold it to you
that technically expires because you
can't use it and he's supposed to
actually send it back to DMV nobody ever
does but you're supposed to send your
plates back okay so we're gonna have a
few a few issues here are you under
suspension or anything like that no so
where did I see you are earlier heading
out of town
is there you got LDB
we'll put a lightweight yeah
parked up by the time the LEDs come
caught my eye yeah so I'll be right back
okay all right
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okay so I'm assuming you're not on
active duty or signed up for active duty
area nope okay so what's your warning
for the no insurance
one ticket for no registration also I'm
not going to take your plate which I can
so like I said of all your violations
you're just getting this one
no registration yeah you get two copies
of the ticket the pink one is for you to
keep okay but when you fill out on the
back right here yep you can either mail
it in this envelope or if you want to
just go online and pay it you can do
that to the addresses right there
you basically just follow the
instructions on the back of the two
sheets that explains the process okay so
no registration doesn't carry any points
so it won't make you they won't affect
it
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so obviously you know what you got to do
right
you gotta get these things taken care of
get insurance to register I was really
put in Chains yeah stupidly well yeah
especially because if you dump it you're
gonna be out there I wonder about yeah
you know my I got a it's out what's a
no.9 actually my Harley all right
insurance agency yeah so stupid
yeah cuz like I said they'll they'll put
you under suspension and make you get
that really expensive insurance you know
alright it's like I said officially I
gotta tell you you grunt your vehicle's
grounded thank you appreciate it
those are time zone Alvin rod and doom
I'm the guy that fouls at all starts
with the lights and everyone installs 18
so
gettin dangerous breathe it's not the
same like it used to be like my dad said
it used to be filled with the interest
and but it's way worse now and
distractions yes I miss it's gonna be a
warning two points in the phones all
right all right thank you very much at
all
what's up any questions at all no sir I
may be safe you too thank you always
keep it running he's an accident yeah
you're right everyone you're right but
really good idea thank you thank you
very much
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please dear God
hold on was it me going in front for me
front line so I came across and I was
gonna go down but then I didn't want to
go cuz a deer so he's gonna I'm going on
so I was like I'll just take main roads
and second-guess and then went back to
left lane I don't can you just write
down my name thank you it's right there
I have it like that for when I go to the
track and I'm pitchers but I just I
haven't rode my bike in like a week and
I forgot I was like we're in the middle
of town I was like I don't want to do it
to you so I was like I'll let you go I
was like what can you get you can give
me a small ticket but that's it
I'm good at this I know what you guys
need maybe one toys our man can I do it
oh you do what do you got so do i but
I'm still here yeah cuz I don't want to
die too the main reason I didn't run is
because hey I'm wearing a bright red
suit - I'm close to home and three my
car my tires are cold
I literally just pulled out of there I'm
gonna slide all over I was like now I'm
not doing it free for you to die or me
to get in a crash it's not work well
cops aren't supposed to chase and and
really you were just gonna embarrass
yourself that's what that's why I don't
do it because we're in the middle of
town I'm like there's so many people
around it's too early for it
trust me I've gotten into my run-in with
I know you guys can I put my plate back
up all right until you get our men enjoy
the rest of your night be safe thank you
yeah yes
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Oh coming from this big circle yeah what
we started in Marietta then we went up
to around Chattanooga now we're living
back down
we got cotton some rain but and it's a
little cold right now but what's that
yeah we tried going up to UM what it's
called a mineral Bluffs
um because apparently was gonna be oh
there's supposed to be a nice view over
and I couldn't find it and it just got
dark and we're like how we're gonna head
back
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yes oh dang I've got to compliment you
on on your watch but I don't even have
mine on
y'all can get all right because mine's
flashing all right
fantastic oh yeah just like that feed
for me huh all right was it like a
written warning I appreciate it yeah
still have a good bit to go but I
appreciate it um this might be a little
bit much to ask but can you turn on your
light so I can get a thumbnail can you
turn on your light so I can get a
thumbnail for YouTube yeah
all right I'm the UH I'm the
professional dill weed on YouTube yeah
what's that
now I'm the professional dill weed
that's my youtube channel yeah yeah yeah
just we're just having a little bit of
fun but I do appreciate it you have a
good night all right
appreciate it
hey I don't buddy notices wait a minute
I just
I'm always friendly with police Sarge is
always waving on the high five all
McStuffins I'm sorry I was waving to you
man I'm just always telling the cops
don't you shake it my dad told me that
and I still do it yeah normally all
right so I'm gonna break the law or
anything right no okay no I just wanna
make sure there's no no issue cuz I say
if someone flagged me down I'll make
sure what you know someone I've had
people pedestrians hit before I've had
right right right
so yeah I do have a concealed weapons
from it but I don't have any weapons on
me okay there's my license
registration that should be the valid
one and I have insurance on my phone you
want me to pull that up give you good
that'd be fine
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Oh
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all right