fraternity sorority pledges what was
your worst hazing experience i tried
joining a frat my freshman year thinking
it would be a good way to make friends
and boy was i wrong on the first night
of hell week they set up a line of empty
coffee mugs on the floor pointed at them
and said get in i said what they said
get tiny and get in there i didn't
understand they said get tiny and get in
there or we're going to taxidermy you i
tried as hard as i could to shrink my
body down to four inches tall but i
couldn't do it and gave up after seven
hours of trying they said that it was
okay and that we could still be friends
even though i did not know how to get
tiny but i was too embarrassed they took
a sharpie and wrote the word taxidermy
on my bare chest i guess fraternity life
just wasn't for me