I've always trusted my parents
throughout my whole life and up until
yesterday they'd always told me the
truth no matter how hard or
uncomfortable it was Dad who built the
pyramids well Charles it was those
goddamn aliens yes pop pop they wouldn't
just sugarcoat it for me because I was a
kid they would always hit me with the
[ __ ] truth no matter what even if I
wasn't ready to accept it and they never
kept anything from me there was no
secrets in my family I recall asking my
father one time why doesn't Uncle Harry
come to Thanksgiving anymore I hadn't
seen him for a while and I just assumed
maybe my family was mad at him for
something like you know maybe he cheated
in Halo 2 or something and now they just
can't stand to look at him now they're
disgusted with him but then Dad sat me
down he said look son he overdosed on
heroin you won't be seeing Uncle Harry
anymore so naturally I asked well what's
heroin then he just said I'll show you
when you're older the thing is my
parents weren't afraid to just answer
any question I had with the utmost truth
they were always honest and told me
everything so you could imagine my shock
and surprise when the internet showed me
yesterday that I have a Puerto Rican
twin brother
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yeah baby his name is Nathaniel And if
Dominic Toretto taught me anything it's
how to identify family when I see it and
you know what I see I see family now I
found a translation for what he says
because unfortunately I can't understand
my own brother it seems I'm not fluent
in the language so I looked up the
translation he says let me pull up the
transcript
what's happening guys it's critical
Puerto Rican just wanted to say I just
[ __ ] my ass
I mean when you're we're Cut From the
Same Cloth uh Nathaniel and I what more
can really be said my dad's sack had
better surprises than Santa Claus he not
busted two super Geniuses into this
world it seems now obviously I don't
think we're actually related by blood
we're related by something much stronger
[ __ ] ass though I'm also not
convinced that he's just My Doppelganger
I think this truly is me from a
different timeline that has collided
with hours and now we're able to observe
two Charles's at the same time but
during this Charles's Wacky Adventures
through the Multiverse the different
path was taken you see the hair is 2018
Charles White hair he's got the exact
look that I did in 2018. curious so
perhaps this is me from the past with a
couple of other modifications to the
timeline I I'm no Quantum physicist I I
don't understand the inner workings of
it I'm sure someone much smarter than I
could explain but one thing that is for
sure is I'm real [ __ ] happy I did
make a tick tock account for those that
don't know I made a tick tock like
almost a year ago now huge Charles feel
free to follow it in fact you should
follow it but the reason I'm happy I
made this account is I can read comments
on Tick Tock now so I got to learn a
little bit about Nathaniel and I felt
like a proud older brother kind of
checking in and see how it's going over
there so it turns out he's a little
shorter than I am [ __ ] rough [ __ ]
that's right I stole the extra height
that's me baby bang no I don't want to
go too deep into his like actual
personal information just from reading
the comments I'll let that just stay on
on his Tick Tock if he wants to talk
about those things but yeah I'm also
going to openly admit that some of the
comments actually had me giggling so
hats off to the people on Tick Tock that
left some bangers on that video actual
pretty good [ __ ] uh yeah it's really all
I wanted to talk about here for this a
lot of people sent me this video and I
just found it to be just really good and
I just wanted to talk about it for a
little that's about it see ya